
Edit: was supposed to be for OWA's avi, but since it's Robocop it works with Drone's avi too

Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Alright! Bring it on! The one who stares the longest wins a bottle of scotch!
It's time to sprint!
If you post to slowly you shall be ninjaed!
Oh by the way. I auditioned for the role of Robocop.
Sadly they didn't let me get the role because I'm a woman.
I am so going to sue the studios for that!
I lost both of my best for the FIFA semi-finals.
Yo, transformer and proud!
Hey. You didn't mention me in the trailer for page 1000 (which was on page 996).
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My blades shall sweep page 1000 with speed and precision.
Blocking and attacking alike shall be as one.
Blade and shield as one.
Mind and focus dancing in the shadows.
You shall know my true power. I promise you.
Why I'm not called the beauty queen of skyrim?
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My might and steel shall make its way to page 1000 before midnight (UK time).
With his mighty battle cry, the warriors of the thread stormed their way to the event horizon.
Knowing not what foes would await.
Knowing not the evil that would come their way.
Someone of great power was waiting for them.
His madness would sign the end of times.
His madness would be the cataclysm that could end this thread.
All that stood in his way was...
A mighty dragoon and a legion of random assorted people all over the world.
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
You said kids?! I'm not having kids with you!!
Hunting Smurfs for a living is a hard gig.
I'm telling you..... 1000 pages.
We must race faster!
So fast we cause ninjasplosions!
Ninjasplosion: Where 4 or more people post on a thread at the same time.
I shall transform into a car and start posting at the speed of sound!
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Give it up already.. I dont intend on speaking to you...
One spear dive is all it takes!
You're rushing to page 1000 without the best armour in Skyrim?
Grab some Daedric or Dragonbone/Dragonscale! Now!
Or you can have my spare Dragoon set.
Here. Take my spare trident.
You cast spells? I have hundreds of ethers for you. I don't use magic so here you go. 1000 ethers.
Guest_Act of Velour_*
I wonder if I used enough eyeliner.
I used more than enough eyeliner!
I shall finish my foes by staring at them! ![]()
@Melkor, Now my appearance is getting more ridiculous... I must do something about it!
@Delor, I bet mine's bigger, bring it on!
You have a Daedric spellcasting warrior?
I'll raise you a duel wielding assassin.
Why yes I am cosplaying as a dremora.
Thanks for the potions.
I also took your advice with the armour.
I am the Dark Lord Sau.....wait, what do you mean "the one ring destroyed him"? Who the hell am I then?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Did I say something funny?