Don't panic I has some...fixed.
Oh, er, something about a gun...blah...blah..blah!
Wow, how sweet are you! I try not to panic!! LOL and thanks Diesel 
Damn it's dark out here.. *tries to aim the gun at the enemy but fails*... BANG..... OH OH...
What is the above person's avatar thinking?
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#24951
Guest_OneWomanArmy_*
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 01:59
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Retour en haut
#24952
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 02:02
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"F_ck Raid (bug spray)! I GOT THIS!"
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 02:09
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Hold on everyone!! The hero has arrived!! I'll save you all in two seconds!!!
- Melee or Die aime ceci
#24954
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 02:42
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Right between the eyes!
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#24955
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 02:52
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Stand back, I had 10 tins of baked beans for lunch!
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#24956
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 02:53
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*Puffs on candy cigarette* "Not even Reaper Tech could replicate Miranda's ass..."
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#24957
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 03:50
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[Page 1000 teaser trailer]
Prepare your weapons.
It's almost time.
This is my Avatar for page 1000.
Try and figure out why I chose this image.
#24958
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 03:54
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What do you mean my chest is pulsating red on the inside? *looks at a mirror* OH ****! MOOOM!!!!!
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#24959
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:07
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No I will not shave my love! I refuse! I look to darn handsome from this side!
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#24960
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:12
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Sigh.
I should have brought a sniper rifle.
Oh well. Sniping with a pistol it is.
If I can just get the angle right.
I did it! Headshot on a zombie 200 metres away with a pistol.
I am awesome!
#24961
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:15
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Look at us.. how cool and awesome we look! We can definitely hook up with some babes tonight! Who wouldn't want us? We look yum!! (Of course this is not true lol)
#24962
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:16
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Congratulations! You've just won a complimentary one way ticket to hell!
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:18
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I am your complimentary ticket to hell!
Look at us.. how cool and awesome we look! We can definitely hook up with some babes tonight! Who wouldn't want us? We look yum!! (Of course this is not true lol)
You do know you're talking about the Scottish group The Proclaimers? (I think they're both very attractive). 
Oh by the way. Has anyone figured out why I am using this Avatar for page 1000?
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:20
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I am your complimentary ticket to hell!
You do know you're talking about the Scottish group The Proclaimers.
Oh by the way. Has anyone figured out why I am using this Avatar for page 1000?
Why does it matter who they are? Can't I say what I want about them? LOL. And sadly no, not yet... 
I will not talk to him unless he apologizes!!
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:21
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And because the internet has many a shinobi:
"Garrus is late for dinner, again! So tonight, I'm having anarchy for dessert!"
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:23
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Proclaimers: Why are you making fun of a Scottish National Treasure?
One Woman Army: Sorry. Never heard of you.
Proclaimers: 
[Don't worry OneWomanArmy. I'm not actually angry with you 
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Let me interrupt this rather awkward situation with some sword dancing!
#24967
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:25
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"We obviously are drowning in the pussy!"
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:26
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With sword fighting skills like this, the only thing that can stop me is bullets.
Uh oh. They have guns. 
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:28
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Proclaimers: Why are you making fun of a Scottish National Treasure?
One Woman Army: Sorry. Never heard of you.
Proclaimers:
[Don't worry OneWomanArmy. I'm not actually angry with you
( Thank you Abraham, are you Scottish? And it's true.. I've never heard of them... I didn't mean to offend you sorry I cant like your posts, I am out of likes... )
Do you have a problem with us??
Edit: Please say no... my stupid ex was Scottish so I have bad experience with Scottish people.... lol
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:30
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"Prepare yourself. I'm about to shoot a full load on your cans."
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:37
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I am practicing my sword skills so that I can play Skyward Sword.
[A few hours later].
What? That was definitely a horizontal slash. Why is Link doing a vertical slash?
[A few hours later]
That was a thrust not a slash!
[A few hours later]
What do you mean I can't parry with a sword?
You mean I have to block with my shield every time?
[A few hours later]
Okay the archery is sort of accurate.
The sword movements are decent. Though I expected more from "motion plus".
( Thank you Abraham, are you Scottish?
Do you have a problem with us??
Edit: Please say no... my stupid ex was Scottish so I have bad experience with Scottish people.... lol
I'm not Scottish. I'm English.
I've met a few Scottish people. They're awesome.
I'm sorry that your experiences weren't so positive.
Wait a minute. You dated a Scottish person and yet you've never heard of the Proclaimers? 
Don't tell me you haven't heard of Sunshine On Leith either.
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:40
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"Brains over brawn, bad bitches on my lawn!" *drops mic*
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:41
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I'm not just a sword fighter.
I'm a rapper too.
Check out my new beats!
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#24974
Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:42
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That's right, we're both wearing different colored t-shirts with our arms crossed.....your move, punk.
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Posté 11 juillet 2014 - 04:44
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I'm not Scottish. I'm English.I've met a few Scottish people. They're awesome.
I'm sorry that your experiences weren't so positive.
Wait a minute. You dated a Scottish person and yet you've never heard of the Proclaimers?
Don't tell me you haven't heard of Sunshine On Leith either.
I didn't mean to say that Scottish people were bad, what I meant was that every time I hear the word "Scottish" or "Scotland" it reminds me of that cheating bastard of my ex lol. And I might have heard of them but I'm not sure, because they aren't someone I listen to on a regular basis 
Come on.. take the picture, now!! From this angle!!!
