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[Sajuro]

Esbatty wrote...

I want two.

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One to... uhh... scotch guard, and one to display.

I'm sure if you positioned it right they could be made to kiss.

[Hathur]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Hathur wrote...

I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed she achieved a more reasonable bust size in this version of the model. 

Though she's still going to have some serious back pain issues in the future.

Is that from the pose (which is MY GOD NO STOP THAT) or still the boobs?  Because they look like normal boobs to me.

Then again, I hav teh fats, so my boob-o-meter is a bit skewed.

(Chubby girl dliemna of the day: "But if I lose weight, then my boobs will get smaller!")

Normal size? Damn I guess I have a different idea of normal hehe, though they're certainly infinitely better than the absurd soccer balls she had tucked under there in the old version.

To be fair, I'm not exactly a good judge of "normal" size either... having the opposite 'problem' you have... all of them look too big to me  (no, I'm not jealous of Liara.. really... I swares it! Truly! I swares!  .....  )

@EternalAmbiguity What's wrong with my new pic?  I figured Evelyn Shep wanted to switch to some casual wear after having been in these forums in heavy armor for so long... that stuff gets gross 'n sweaty after awhile (I mean just imagine the catheter bag after all that time..)

Modifié par Hathur, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:00 .

[onelifecrisis]

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Face a young girl? Check.
Body of an adult film star? Check.
Impractical footwear? Check.
Provocative pose? Check.

Faithful reproduction of the character? Nope.avi

That is all.

Character? You mean personality? Does Liara have one? Cos I thought she was a random collection of plot devices with a pair of ******.

[Zakatak757]

Her boobs aren't smaller, they are just... cone shaped. Same dimensions, less volume.

We have not yet reached consensus.

[KungFuTurtle]

Hathur wrote...

Normal size? Damn I guess I have a different idea of normal hehe, though they're certainly infinitely better than the absurd soccer balls she had tucked under there in the old version.

To be fair, I'm not exactly a good judge of "normal" size either... having the opposite 'problem' you have... all of them look too big to me  (no, I'm not jealous of Liara.. really... I swares it! Truly! I swares!  .....  )

I wouldnt seat it too much, personally. As my old man used to say to me: "More than a handful's a waste"

[AdmiralCheez]

Hathur wrote...

Normal size? Damn I guess I have a different idea of normal hehe, though they're certainly infinitely better than the absurd soccer balls she had tucked under there in the old version.

Well, not "normal" so much as "believable."  As in not soccer balls.  Still a titbit nipply, though.

To be fair, I'm not exactly a good judge of "normal" size either... having the opposite 'problem' you have... all of them look too big to me  (no, I'm not jealous of Liara.. really... I swares it! Truly! I swares!  .....  )

Well I'm jealous of all you skinny b*tches, so there.  You think you're so special, being able to buy designer clothes and climb stairs and not have a heart attack when you're fifty...  At least I can keep myself warm in the winter!  Huh?!  Bet you all be jealous of that!  I am the master of homeostatis!  Adapted to survival in the cold, unforgiving winters of the friggin' midwestern United States!

*curls up in a million blankets, puts on thick socks*  Nope, never cold.  Never.

*cranks up heater*

[Hathur]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Hathur wrote...

Normal size? Damn I guess I have a different idea of normal hehe, though they're certainly infinitely better than the absurd soccer balls she had tucked under there in the old version.

Well, not "normal" so much as "believable."  As in not soccer balls.  Still a titbit nipply, though.

To be fair, I'm not exactly a good judge of "normal" size either... having the opposite 'problem' you have... all of them look too big to me  (no, I'm not jealous of Liara.. really... I swares it! Truly! I swares!  .....  )

Well I'm jealous of all you skinny b*tches, so there.  You think you're so special, being able to buy designer clothes and climb stairs and not have a heart attack when you're fifty...  At least I can keep myself warm in the winter!  Huh?!  Bet you all be jealous of that!  I am the master of homeostatis!  Adapted to survival in the cold, unforgiving winters of the friggin' midwestern United States!

*curls up in a million blankets, puts on thick socks*  Nope, never cold.  Never.

*cranks up heater*

 

Damnit I wish I was clever enough to have a comeback for that, but I'm laughing too hard. Thanks cheez 

(Sigh.. yes yes, let the blonde jokes commence.. get it out of your system already.. grumble grumble)

[Nab20]

Old and new version :

[Kaiser Shepard]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Then again, I hav teh fats, so my boob-o-meter is a bit skewed.

(Chubby girl dliemna of the day: "But if I lose weight, then my boobs will get smaller!")

Eh, you're a chubby? You sure that's not standard female insecurity on your part? As you seemed quite average in size to me in that one picture.

As for Liara's boobs, they seem to have moved into a more "realistic" area, although I'd still say they're pretty big.

[DoNotIngest]

So, this blond goes to the doctor. She says, "Every part of me hurts to touch!" The doctor says, "Alright, touch your arm." She does, whimpering. "Hm, okay. Touch your leg." Again, and she cries out. "Huh. Now touch your nose." A scream.

"Well then, I only have one further question. Is your hair naturally blond?"

"I... no?"

"Thought so. Your finger's broken."

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:17 .

[Hathur]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I saw nothing worthy of a blonde joke

 That I'm slow and too dull of wit to respond with anything other than laughter to her own clever / witty remark.
... Sorry I guess I'm just used to people actually doing it to me more times than I'd care for, lol. 

Modifié par Hathur, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:17 .

[onelifecrisis]

Hathur wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Hathur wrote...

Normal size? Damn I guess I have a different idea of normal hehe, though they're certainly infinitely better than the absurd soccer balls she had tucked under there in the old version.

Well, not "normal" so much as "believable."  As in not soccer balls.  Still a titbit nipply, though.

To be fair, I'm not exactly a good judge of "normal" size either... having the opposite 'problem' you have... all of them look too big to me  (no, I'm not jealous of Liara.. really... I swares it! Truly! I swares!  .....  )

Well I'm jealous of all you skinny b*tches, so there.  You think you're so special, being able to buy designer clothes and climb stairs and not have a heart attack when you're fifty...  At least I can keep myself warm in the winter!  Huh?!  Bet you all be jealous of that!  I am the master of homeostatis!  Adapted to survival in the cold, unforgiving winters of the friggin' midwestern United States!

*curls up in a million blankets, puts on thick socks*  Nope, never cold.  Never.

*cranks up heater*

 

Damnit I wish I was clever enough to have a comeback for that, but I'm laughing too hard. Thanks cheez 

(Sigh.. yes yes, let the blonde jokes commence.. get it out of your system already.. grumble grumble)

Two blondes are drinking wine one evening. One says to the other, "Which is closer, the moon or Texas?" The other replies, "Duh! Can you see Texas from here?"

[AdmiralCheez]

Hathur wrote...

Damnit I wish I was clever enough to have a comeback for that, but I'm laughing too hard. Thanks cheez 

Glad to be of service, hurrhurr.

(Sigh.. yes yes, let the blonde jokes commence.. get it out of your system already.. grumble grumble)

There was a brief period in high school where I wished I was blonde because I wanted to be able to dye my hair weird-ass colors without having to bleach it first.

And then I carefully examined my other facial features and I was like NOPE.  BAD IDEA.

I would be a horrible blonde.

[Hathur]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Then again, I hav teh fats, so my boob-o-meter is a bit skewed.

(Chubby girl dliemna of the day: "But if I lose weight, then my boobs will get smaller!")

Eh, you're a chubby? You sure that's not standard female insecurity on your part? As you seemed quite average in size to me in that one picture.

As for Liara's boobs, they seem to have moved into a more "realistic" area, although I'd still say they're pretty big.

As a supposed 'skinny', I agree... Cheez no look fat to me.

[DoNotIngest]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Then again, I hav teh fats, so my boob-o-meter is a bit skewed.

(Chubby girl dliemna of the day: "But if I lose weight, then my boobs will get smaller!")

Eh, you're a chubby? You sure that's not standard female insecurity on your part? As you seemed quite average in size to me in that one picture.

As for Liara's boobs, they seem to have moved into a more "realistic" area, although I'd still say they're pretty big.

I agree, with everything in this post.



I do wish they'd gotten rid of Liara's jockstrap. That's really...distracting.

Ack, did you really have to point that out?



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God, that thing's tight enough to hang a Krogan.

[Zakatak757]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I do wish they'd gotten rid of Liara's jockstrap. That's really...distracting.

You made me look up "jockstrap" on Wikipedia, you awful son of a b*tch.

[JeffZero]

I have a few contributions of the utmost importance.

1.) Cheez isn't fat.
2.) That jock strap is ridiculous.
3.) I climbed like fifty flights of stairs today. I humbly request we don't discuss stairs for the remainder of the evening. On the topic of fitness, I can definitely say that my legs are well-sculpted but my willpower is firmly crushed. Crushed, I tell you. The stairs, they stare at me. Ow.
4.) That jock strap is terrible. What the hell.
5.) I used to be part of the community. Now I'm just blond.
6.) WTF. Jock strap.

[Kaiser Shepard]

Zakatak757 wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I do wish they'd gotten rid of Liara's jockstrap. That's really...distracting.

You made me look up "jockstrap" on Wikipedia, you awful son of a b*tch.

Same here, but the Google Images entries are no better. 

[DoNotIngest]

Thread-Dominating Jock Strap is Thread-Dominating.


And I'll say Cheez isn't fat, since everyone's doing it. Not that I've ever seen Cheez. But, uhh... Your personality isn't fat? So... There's that!

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:26 .

[AdmiralCheez]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Eh, you're a chubby? You sure that's not standard female insecurity on your part? As you seemed quite average in size to me in that one picture.

Two hundred pounds and still maintaining a relative hourglass figure.  My powers of packing it on in a most clandestine manner are unsurpassed.  Even fat distribution for the win.

You wish you could do the things I do with my body fat, but you can't.

Because I'm awesome.

Edit:  Jockstrap?  I didn't notice aOHGODLIARA WHATAREYOUDOING THATISNOTCOMFORTABLE NOTEVENFORALADY.

Modifié par AdmiralCheez, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:30 .

[marshalleck]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I noticed the jockstrap the instant I saw her.

Groin-looker.