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[JeffZero]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I have a few contributions of the utmost importance.

1.) Cheez isn't fat.
2.) That jock strap is ridiculous.
3.) I climbed like fifty flights of stairs today. I humbly request we don't discuss stairs for the remainder of the evening. On the topic of fitness, I can definitely say that my legs are well-sculpted but my willpower is firmly crushed. Crushed, I tell you. The stairs, they stare at me. Ow.
4.) That jock strap is terrible. What the hell.
5.) I used to be part of the community. Now I'm just blond.
6.) WTF. Jock strap.

1, truth. 2, truth. 3, climbing stairs is really fun when it's someplace like the metro, where everyone else is going up the escalators, and you're charging past them all on the stairs...lots of fun. 4, truth. 5, I never understood where the whole "I used to ba a part of the community, now I'm just X" thing came from. 5, truth. 6, truth.

I noticed the jockstrap the instant I saw her.

3. That's true. In this case it was just helping someone move though. Did I mention the three-hundred-pound television? Ah well, beer afterward. Not a big beer drinker though. But. Well. It was good.
5. You know... I have no idea either.

[Hathur]

JeffZero wrote...

I have a few contributions of the utmost importance.

1.) Cheez isn't fat.
2.) That jock strap is ridiculous.
3.) I climbed like fifty flights of stairs today. I humbly request we don't discuss stairs for the remainder of the evening. On the topic of fitness, I can definitely say that my legs are well-sculpted but my willpower is firmly crushed. Crushed, I tell you. The stairs, they stare at me. Ow.
4.) That jock strap is terrible. What the hell.
5.) I used to be part of the community. Now I'm just blond.
6.) WTF. Jock strap.

Hey don't you go trying to pin that one on me  ... I was just lamenting as a fellow blonde the reality of the HORRIBLE, inexcusible discrimninations we blondes have to face, day in, day out.... 

Just thinking about the hardships of knowing that at any moment I could hear another "How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?" crack at any moment.... it's... it's... frankly I don't know how I get the will to get myself out of bed some days. 

CRUEL WORLD! ..... Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.


....... what? 

Modifié par Hathur, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:33 .

[Kaiser Shepard]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

You wish you could do the things I do with my body fat, but you can't.

Then can I do them with your body fat instead? :innocent:

Modifié par Kaiser Shepard, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:40 .

[Hathur]

JeffZero wrote...

3. That's true. In this case it was just helping someone move though. Did I mention the three-hundred-pound television? Ah well, beer afterward. Not a big beer drinker though. But. Well. It was good.
5. You know... I have no idea either.

Gather around children. Let Grandma Hathur tell you a tale of intrigue and wonderment....

One day, long long ago in a place called the BSN... The mighty overlords called Bioware deemed to.....

Ok it's late, screw the story.

Long story short: Bioware made a stupid marketplace gimmick thing where people could win prizes... like 1+ year ago or something... I forget exactly. It was hailed as a great big "exciting feature and reward to our fans" .. blah blah... turns out it pretty much excluded 99% of the world and only included the majority of the US... everyone else had to go suck a lemon.. (mmm.. lemons).

Community rages... banners of "I used to be part of the Community but now I'm just X" flood the forums.... big old poopie storm and PR nightmare... Bioware apologizes, more rage continues.... etc etc.

Basically just another typical day at the BSN. 

Modifié par Hathur, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:42 .

[firefireblow]

dirty dirty minds

[onelifecrisis]

JeffZero wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I have a few contributions of the utmost importance.

1.) Cheez isn't fat.
2.) That jock strap is ridiculous.
3.) I climbed like fifty flights of stairs today. I humbly request we don't discuss stairs for the remainder of the evening. On the topic of fitness, I can definitely say that my legs are well-sculpted but my willpower is firmly crushed. Crushed, I tell you. The stairs, they stare at me. Ow.
4.) That jock strap is terrible. What the hell.
5.) I used to be part of the community. Now I'm just blond.
6.) WTF. Jock strap.

1, truth. 2, truth. 3, climbing stairs is really fun when it's someplace like the metro, where everyone else is going up the escalators, and you're charging past them all on the stairs...lots of fun. 4, truth. 5, I never understood where the whole "I used to ba a part of the community, now I'm just X" thing came from. 5, truth. 6, truth.

I noticed the jockstrap the instant I saw her.

3. That's true. In this case it was just helping someone move though. Did I mention the three-hundred-pound television? Ah well, beer afterward. Not a big beer drinker though. But. Well. It was good.
5. You know... I have no idea either.

To both of you:
"I used to be part of the community, now I'm just a canadian" was the original. See here:

[JeffZero]

Hathur wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I have a few contributions of the utmost importance.

1.) Cheez isn't fat.
2.) That jock strap is ridiculous.
3.) I climbed like fifty flights of stairs today. I humbly request we don't discuss stairs for the remainder of the evening. On the topic of fitness, I can definitely say that my legs are well-sculpted but my willpower is firmly crushed. Crushed, I tell you. The stairs, they stare at me. Ow.
4.) That jock strap is terrible. What the hell.
5.) I used to be part of the community. Now I'm just blond.
6.) WTF. Jock strap.

Hey don't you go trying to pin that one on me  ... I was just lamenting as a fellow blonde the reality of the HORRIBLE, inexcusible discrimninations we blondes have to face, day in, day out.... 

Just thinking about the hardships of knowing that at any moment I could hear another "How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?" crack at any moment.... it's... it's... frankly I don't know how I get the will to get myself out of bed some days. 

CRUEL WORLD! ..... Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.


....... what? 

Yeah, heh, as a guy with blond hair it's definitely a lot easier for me. I think if anyone pops a blond joke on me I don't even realize it because I just assume it's aimed at a woman since 'that's just what people do'. It's like... ignorance is bliss. I guess I get away pretty scot-free in that regard.

But then again, I have that one shade of blond, that darker, deeper shade, that has the most profoundly insulting official term for any natural hair color ever -- dirty. Dirty blond. Or we can go with its alternative, dishwater blond. Boy, this just keeps getting better and better.

Dirty dishwater blond hair. It's like... "oh, Jeff, your hair is filthy like dishwater that needs to be changed because it's so dirty since it soaked up all the grime from the dishes in that sink of yours, ick." No, that's not what my hair looks like at all, dammit! It doesn't look dirty because it isn't dirty! It doesn't look like dishwater because I don't dunk my hair in dishwater because I'm not a crazy person! But if I tell people, 'I like to call it dark blond' they go 'oh, but that's not what it's actually called, Jeff; it's called dirty blond, you know? Like dishwater blond.'

So no, maybe I don't have it any easier. Maybe I'm forced to live a life of dirty, dishwatery solitude where there is a subconscious (and often conscious!) connotation between my folicles and an OSHA-failing restaurant! Woe is me! Woe is me!

/clears throat

Or maybe I'm just overreacting. I think I'm just overreacting.

On-topic, uh, yeah, jockstrap, not going away. Scarin' me.

[JeffZero]

@Hathur and onelifecrisis

Thanks! Seems especially silly since BioWare Edmonton is in Canada. Which no doubt fueled the fires...

[AdmiralCheez]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

pssshh, you girls should be easier on yourselves, two hundred pounds isn't fat unless you're like 15 or something. Which you're not.

Female body tissue is... "poofier" than male.  Dudes have more dense stuff, like bone and muscle, while girls in general have a higher percent of body fat.  On average, if you take a guy and a girl of the same size, the guy will weigh more.  Different bits in different portions.

So this gets incredibly f*cked up when people are trying to judge what's "healthy" for them.  A girl will have a high %body fat and freak out, even though it's well within the normal range for women, and the Body Mass Index tends to tell dirty rotten lies about whether or not a man is "overweight."

I say screw the system and be happy in your own body.  I do, however, need to eat better and exercise more, since physical activity boosts mood and Bugles will give you cancer.

And that's your health and nutrition lecture for the week.

[onelifecrisis]

JeffZero wrote...

BioWare Edmonton is in Canada

Yup. Bioware is and always has been a Canadian company I believe, so you can imagine how the Canadians felt. Understandable, IMO.

[Esbatty]

Mt. Dew is the ambrosia of the gaming gods!

[JeffZero]

I eat mostly fresh fruits and vegetables, snack bars and juices.

And sometimes, like, a Philly Cheesesteak, because, y'know, it's good. But only sometimes.

On-topic: Liara probably eats asari food, but when pressed, Cubans. Don't ask me why, she just does.

[Sajuro]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

pssshh, you girls should be easier on yourselves, two hundred pounds isn't fat unless you're like 15 or something. Which you're not.

Female body tissue is... "poofier" than male.  Dudes have more dense stuff, like bone and muscle, while girls in general have a higher percent of body fat.  On average, if you take a guy and a girl of the same size, the guy will weigh more.  Different bits in different portions.

So this gets incredibly f*cked up when people are trying to judge what's "healthy" for them.  A girl will have a high %body fat and freak out, even though it's well within the normal range for women, and the Body Mass Index tends to tell dirty rotten lies about whether or not a man is "overweight."

I say screw the system and be happy in your own body.  I do, however, need to eat better and exercise more, since physical activity boosts mood and Bugles will give you cancer.

And that's your health and nutrition lecture for the week.

I probably need it, seeing as how my diet every day consists of two Tony's frozen pizzas (though occasionally eating fast food) and all the Mountain Dew I can drink.

Here Here, a girl I eat with talks about how she's fat and it just like <_< I could eat you.

[SomeKindaEnigma]

They should make a life size one of these. Cough.

[Shimmer_Gloom]

Didn't like the first one. I think the statue is gorgeous. I want one.

Its Liara for sure. And its all Anime style. And its pretty. I needs it...

[Sajuro]

JeffZero wrote...

I eat mostly fresh fruits and vegetables, snack bars and juices.

And sometimes, like, a Philly Cheesesteak, because, y'know, it's good. But only sometimes.

On-topic: Liara probably eats asari food, but when pressed, Cubans. Don't ask me why, she just does.

She eats cuban people? Damn.

[AdmiralCheez]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

Then can I do them with your body fat instead?

Uh...

How about this: You do a 100% paragon playthrough and you can touch the wiggly bit where my bicep should be.

[JeffZero]

Sajuro wrote...

JeffZero wrote...

I eat mostly fresh fruits and vegetables, snack bars and juices.

And sometimes, like, a Philly Cheesesteak, because, y'know, it's good. But only sometimes.

On-topic: Liara probably eats asari food, but when pressed, Cubans. Don't ask me why, she just does.

She eats cuban people? Damn.

Only when pressed, though. And only sometimes.

I think we can all respect one-anothers' differences and embrace Liara's alien tendencies in the traditions of friendship and cooperation. Except maybe Cuban people, granted. I can understand their concern.

[DoNotIngest]

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

AdmiralCheez wrote...

You wish you could do the things I do with my body fat, but you can't.

Then can I do them with your body fat instead? :innocent:

Know what? Any other time this would be creepy. But it's Wrex with a monocle. Go get 'er tiger.



Oh, and upon further stalking, I saw the Cheez in the flesh. Wutchoomeenfat? Average fits better. Wait, "Average" sounds insulting. Howzabout "Normal"? Definitely not "Healthy". Not that you're not "Healthy". Just that "Healthy" is a stupid word.


Chyeah.




EDIT: Ooooh. Shot down. Whir-whir-whir-whir-whir-whir. Thud. Boom. Like a helicopter.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:54 .

[AdmiralCheez]

SomeKindaEnigma wrote...

They should make a life size one of these. Cough.

And a full-sized Garrus.

Or just Garrus.

YEP.  I've reached the point where I want Garrus to come to life and be my boyfriend.  Someone, shoot me before it gets any worse.  I don't want to go on living this way.

[JeffZero]

I'm like... 100% Paragon in ME1 but I tend to find ME2's Renegade choices more natural and reasonable overall. I end up with a 100% Paragon meter and also a 25~% Renegade meter in that one. So, uh.

ME1: Paragon
ME2: Not quite Paragade, even... let's call it a Paragode

[DoNotIngest]

So everyone wants to Paragon-squeeze Cheez? Alright, sounds like a party.


Anyone got a banner for that?





EDIT: Cheez... Garrus... It's plated. It's armour plated. CHAFFFFIIIIING...

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 14 octobre 2011 - 05:58 .