Guldan Windbreaker
Felkrak Crotch-Biter
Brungg Moss-haunch
Good orc names...
Débuté par
M. Rieder
, oct. 16 2011 05:43
#1
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 05:43
#2
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 06:08
Make a funny guttaral sound in the back of your throat. Then try and right it down. You should get something like "Ghrurak" or "Arghrk".
#3
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 06:25
Arkalezth.
#4
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 07:20
Wow. No preamble, no explanation and I see, "Good Orc Names..." and I'm thinking, "Hmm, Grulak Cracked Fang of the Red Hand, that's a pretty good orc name. Or maybe, Luglad Broken Tusk of the Black Nails, hell yeah, that's a great orc name!"
And I see your first three names. It was so unexpected.
I laughed so hard that I couldn't stop and was crying and even as I now type this, 10 minutes later, I am having a hard time keeping my cool. Thanks, man, I really must have needed that, because I haven't felt that good in a while. MY wife is shaking her head at me as I explain and then break down into hysterical laughter, which also makes me laugh as I type this.
Funniest thing I've seen in a really long time.
dno
And I see your first three names. It was so unexpected.
I laughed so hard that I couldn't stop and was crying and even as I now type this, 10 minutes later, I am having a hard time keeping my cool. Thanks, man, I really must have needed that, because I haven't felt that good in a while. MY wife is shaking her head at me as I explain and then break down into hysterical laughter, which also makes me laugh as I type this.
Funniest thing I've seen in a really long time.
dno
#5
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 07:58
Krakh Owlup
#6
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 08:32
Duke Nukem
#7
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 08:39
#8
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 09:10
Vrikdar Manflayer.
Boghat Bisonblower.
Malk Clawhand.
Noluk Tonickt.
Halfhand Blackfoot.
Tolkhak Nosepicker.
Mange Tout (main-ge-tut)
Ug
Uglak Buttocksplitter.
Colin
...
Boghat Bisonblower.
Malk Clawhand.
Noluk Tonickt.
Halfhand Blackfoot.
Tolkhak Nosepicker.
Mange Tout (main-ge-tut)
Ug
Uglak Buttocksplitter.
Colin
...
#9
Posté 16 octobre 2011 - 09:59
Good orc names? Surely there's no such thing as a good orc. Except perhaps in the context of the phrase "you can't keep a good orc down". Do orcs even *have* down - or indeed feathers of any kind?
Now I've confused myself...
Now I've confused myself...
#10
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 12:26
I'm not sure I want to knowPJ156 wrote...
Boghat Bisonblower.
...
#11
Guest_Mirri Greenleaf_*
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 01:17
Guest_Mirri Greenleaf_*
Bookoo Towjamm
Upsidayo Hedd
Kucha Kakov (no, he was the last head of the KGB)
B. O. Plenty (oops, already been used)
Gullak Gutbreath
Gicha Momma
why am I doing this?
hold it right there, you're under arrest for public stupidity
Upsidayo Hedd
Gullak Gutbreath
Gicha Momma
why am I doing this?
#12
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 06:33
kamal_ wrote...
I'm not sure I want to knowPJ156 wrote...
Boghat Bisonblower.
...
Boghat is a much respected member of his clan. The trick is getting it to stay still.
The Bison that is, not Boghat he's been still for quite a long time now after the incident with the axe beak.
PJ
#13
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 06:41
I think i got a good one :
Oukban Chewbacon
er.r.....
Oukban Chewbacon
er.r.....
#14
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 07:15
Knifehand Minusdink
Hak Kaff Coffinkoff
Flikkim Boogeroff
Eyevander Earbiter
Nope, I just don't got the flair for funny orc names.
Threefinger Crakuluk of the Dead Wolf Tribe
Gorvan Ironclub of the Dripping Caves
Grunssh Gra'lik of the Pierced Eye Tribes
I just can't do the funny ones.
Hak Kaff Coffinkoff
Flikkim Boogeroff
Eyevander Earbiter
Nope, I just don't got the flair for funny orc names.
Threefinger Crakuluk of the Dead Wolf Tribe
Gorvan Ironclub of the Dripping Caves
Grunssh Gra'lik of the Pierced Eye Tribes
I just can't do the funny ones.
#15
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 08:28
Purple Roundy
Hungsnap the Broken
Borgit Bharffn
Hungsnap the Broken
Borgit Bharffn
#16
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 12:31
My last half-orc called himself Lord Gristle.
Beyond that I have used various sounds the back of my throat can make when I am ill.
Beyond that I have used various sounds the back of my throat can make when I am ill.
#17
Posté 17 octobre 2011 - 05:26
i lol'd at Felkrak Crotch-Biter
Modifié par Centra28, 17 octobre 2011 - 05:44 .
#18
Posté 19 octobre 2011 - 05:22
The only Orc that I had in any of my NWN games was some brute strength-based warrior and I could not come up with better names than Urûk-Hai (from LotR) and Gru'umsh (which AFAIK is some god of theirs).
#19
Posté 23 octobre 2011 - 12:28
I take the time to give specific orc NPCs in my D&D campaign names, but whenever I get put on the spot (such as the PCs capturing an orc grunt and asking him what's his name), I always name them "Grak".





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