Oh, whoops. Forgot to post this. Part 1 is done, many more to follow.
*Note: Shinon is also in charge of the identifying graphics, if the first pic isn't enough of a hint. Hopefully when it resizes the pics you can still read the text.

Shinon: Good Evening, Gransys. Tonight, we bring you Part One of our in-depth report on Bitterblack Isle, an island off the coast of Cassardis that everyone swears wasn't there a year ago. Where did it come from? What secrets does it hold? I talked to a few locals to see what they had to say on the matter.
Shinon: Hello, sir. What can you tell me about Bitterblack Isle?

Pablos: Huh? Is that outdoors? Oh, I don't go outdoors. That's absurd. Standing behind this desk 24/7, that's the life. Oh, hey, would you like to rest a while? 50 gold for a nice warm bed.
Shinon: Nah, my master's house is just around the cor-
Pablos: That's right, just 50 gold and I won't shank you in the stomach.
Shinon: But I just said... wait, what?
Pablos: 100 gold, I won't shank you in the stomach and I won't watch you sleep. That's a limited time offer.
Shinon: I'll give you 1000 gold if you'll stop talking right now.

Valmiro: Hey, Cos!
Shinon: I'm not your "cos". Would you perchance know anything about Bitterblack Isle?
Valmiro: Yes, Cos. I've heard that on BBI - that's what all the cool kids call it - there's a wondrous plant called Kingwarish. If I had a few of those, I'd surely be able to make it about 3/10ths of the way to the Encampment. Would you mind fetching me some, Cos?
Shinon: Will you stop calling me "Cos"?
Valmiro: *thinks hard for several moments* Perhaps.


Rook: Oh, Bitterblack Isle? Yeah, s'over in that direction. My master says I'm not allowed there.
Shinon: Oh? Why's that?
Rook: Apparently the wolves there are so big and strong, they don't even need to hunt in packs. They could swallow me whole before I can even shout "No! They hold the advantage!"
Shinon: But that goes against everything we learned in Pawn School. Are there goblins that don't mind fire there too? Do BBI ogres like men?
Rook: Well, don't go that far. I'm just saying what I heard. Hey... where'd you get that nifty microphone?
Shinon: Gods, there's a cyclops behind you! You'd better get moving!
Rook: *looks behind him* Wow, thanks for the heads up!

Selene: Bitterblack Isle? Oh, I'm sorry, I just heard the name a few times. But you... you're talking to me? And you're not afraid of me or threatening to kill me? Can I come live with you?
Shinon: My home is a giant misty void. Come to think of it, wasn't that where you used to live?
Selene: Oh, right. Does the riftstone still have "Selene and Sofiah 4ever" written on it?
Shinon: Nah, someone wrote "Chase for Seneschal" in permanent marker all over the thing.
Selene: ...it was right next to the "For a good time, hire Joe" near the stone's center.
Shinon: I'll check next time I'm home.

Shinon: So there you have it, ladies and gents, part one down and we've not even scratched the surface of this mysterious island. Next time, we head for Gran Soren and the Pawn Guild. Perhaps my kinsmen are a bit more knowledgeable on the subject.
Report 2 - Adaro, Quina, Mercedes, Ser Jerrome, Madeleine
Report 3 - Reynard, Quintin, Caxton, Gwine
Report 4 - Pawn Guild (Barnaby, Alynna, Briana, Gabrielle)
Report 5 - Duke's Demesne (Ser Max, Aelinore, Feste, Duke Edmun, Aldous)
Report 6 - Outside BBI (Chase, Ulee, Seel, Thomas, Arya)
Report 7 - Garden of Ignominy 1
Report 8 - Garden of Ignominy 2