New OTP ![]()

Also, discovered a fun and simple way to get through that mind-numbingly slow ox cart quest.

Well I just did a speedrun for nothing. It said I got the rewards, but they aren't in my storage. I checked and double checked everything.
I have two forest tunic sets... which should be accurate, but they're both one-starred. (I'm sure I've only ever had one - the one I'd gotten on my first speedrun ages ago.) I've only done two speedruns, the one tonight and the one last year, so I couldn't have two one-starred sets. It doesn't make sense.
I have two goldforged caretaker's garbs in my inventory - one I got last year and one that Carcharoth sent me. No new one for my latest speedrun. Something's definitely screwy here. The only thing that was different was that when I loaded my game after the completed speedrun, it launched in offline mode. But that shouldn't matter, I forgot to switch it back, as I'm sure many people would coming from speedrun mode.
Urgh, that was 1:06:49 down the drain. Plus loading screens!
Urgh, that was 1:06:49 down the drain. Plus loading screens!
Oh no
That sucks. I'm sorry, Shep
What does the speed run do, anyway? Just jump you from one battle to the next?
Perhaps something to cheer you up? Met a friend in ol' Gransys:

Also, caption this:

Not sure what Mr. Pouty's pouting about back there, and Arya's having none of it!

Oh no
That sucks. I'm sorry, Shep
What does the speed run do, anyway? Just jump you from one battle to the next?
Perhaps something to cheer you up? Met a friend in ol' Gransys:
Also, caption this:
Not sure what Mr. Pouty's pouting about back there, and Arya's having none of it!
What does the speed run do, anyway? Just jump you from one battle to the next?
Start Speedrun, fight Grigori, pick a class, sprint to the Encampment, kill the cyclops, kill the hydra, sprint to the waycastle, escort the ox to Gran Soren, take the shortcut to the bottom of the Everfall, ferrystone out, do two wyrmhunt quests, meet Edmun, kill the griffin, sleep through the trial, hand over a ring, deal with the rebelion, kill the cockatrice, ferrystone to the Greatwall and kill some liches, kill Grigori, hand over twenty wakestones, defeat the Seneschal and use the Godsbane. You can make it easier by setting up port Crystals in convenient locations, making forgeries of certain items you'll need, bringing a lot of Spring water or playing as a mage to heal the ox and using a Makers Finger to kill Grigori. You'll get two outfits and some braging rights.
Arya: Shinon, wake up! For crying out loud, who falls asleep standing up?! *shakes him* You're not going to get hired if you're asleep!
Shinon: *opens his eyes* What? When? Huh?
Arya: Are you really that tired? Why don't you head back to the guild and take a nap?
Shinon: I don't get seen by passers-by in the guild. I am the high point of many market-goers' days.
Arya: Uh-huh. You know there IS no market now, right? Big hole? Everfall?
Shinon: ...how long have I been asleep?
Dai: ...several months? I forget how long ago it was that I killed Grigori and all this happened.
Shinon: You killed Grigs?! But he JUST started up his magazine, dude!
Arya: Grig Beat folded months ago. Vendors couldn't give them away. Most people are creeped out by pawns, not attracted to them.
Shinon: Most people can kiss my ass.
Arya: They could, but like I said, they don't want to.
Shinon: Oh, har har. I'm going home. Maybe Grig's still alive in my world. I'll try to convince him to add more "normal people" in there. Like... uh... Madeleine, I guess? And... Ser Berne? Do people like him?
Arya: Why not Dai? ...this is a tasteful magazine, right? No... naughty pictures?
Shinon: It had an interview with Aelinore in its premiere issue, so not appropriate for children, no.
Arya: Then I don't want Dai in it. Or reading it. Someone has to look out for his mental health.
Dai: Hey! I'm not a little kid! I know things! LOTS of things!
Shinon: I told you to forget everything Mom told you. She was drunk and thought you were someone else. Also I don't think you can do that with a Dominion Claw without severely injuring someone.
Arya: ...What?
More like... "WHAT?!?!!?"

Also she has a message for Alynna

Start Speedrun, fight Grigori, pick a class, sprint to the Encampment, kill the cyclops, kill the hydra, sprint to the waycastle, escort the ox to Gran Soren, take the shortcut to the bottom of the Everfall, ferrystone out, do two wyrmhunt quests, meet Edmun, kill the griffin, sleep through the trial, hand over a ring, deal with the rebelion, kill the cockatrice, ferrystone to the Greatwall and kill some liches, kill Grigori, hand over twenty wakestones, defeat the Seneschal and use the Godsbane. You can make it easier by setting up port Crystals in convenient locations, making forgeries of certain items you'll need, bringing a lot of Spring water or playing as a mage to heal the ox and using a Makers Finger to kill Grigori. You'll get two outfits and some braging rights.
So it's... basically a regular game, just skipping lots of stuff?
That's kind of hilarious. I mean it has its own special start screen and everything! I thought it would be more than that!
Also realized "hard mode" has its own start screen; I was going to switch to hard mode and realized I couldn't for my new playthrough ![]()
Also she has a message for Alynna
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Shinnon is so smexy I especially love this pic of him -

I love the goatee & the exposed midriff ![]()
I will be forever jealous that I can't take pictures like you guys cuz I'm bad at it.
Someday I need to start playing again so I can beat bbi and finish reading the story thing ....it was so great!
Looking back through some of the recent pages I've decided that I would like a RL Carcharoth. He is so purdy.
But she didn't even get to tell him about the multiple uses for a sanguine stalk!
Spoiler
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Arya's putting her foot down; they're NEVER hiring Alynna again!!
Someday I need to start playing again so I can beat bbi and finish reading the story thing ....it was so great!
Looking back through some of the recent pages I've decided that I would like a RL Carcharoth. He is so purdy.
Don't we all ![]()
YESSS You need to come back to us
Let's get Nick an outfit change at least xD
Oh my goodness.
In Dark Arisen it takes forever to kill enemies.
They have Billions of Hit Points. ![]()
How much grinding must I do to take these beasts down?
On the plus side I can move the camera around when taking photos.
Oh my goodness.
In Dark Arisen it takes forever to kill enemies.
They have Billions of Hit Points.
How much grinding must I do to take these beasts down?
On the plus side I can move the camera around when taking photos.
Haha xD I know that feel bro!
Well here's how it works for me.
My pair who are level 80-ish: They can make their way reasonably well through BBI until they get to the last part. By that I mean, the last time you see Barroch and enter the series of rooms that will eventually take you to Daiman (sp??). Beyond that and they get their arses handed to them, even with infinity pawns in the party.
My two pair who are infinity level? They can for the most part cruise through BBI with some exceptions depending on class and build.
My pair who are just starting out at level 20: They would not approach BBI with a 10 foot pole ![]()
....
Arya's putting her foot down; they're NEVER hiring Alynna again!!

Oh my goodness.
In Dark Arisen it takes forever to kill enemies.
They have Billions of Hit Points.
How much grinding must I do to take these beasts down?
On the plus side I can move the camera around when taking photos.
You might want to extend that ban to Barnaby as well. He's getting a bit creepy.
Of course he is
That's okay though; Alin is a young pawn; he's exploring his options xD Young as in newly formed, not inappropriately aged, like a certain Arisen ![]()
Urgh... stupid keyboard... ENTIRE POST GOT ERASED. Anyway...
Fun time in the BBI 'hood tonight.
Rinse and repeat, sometimes shouting at the TV because Shinon is the only pawn who refuses to follow you back down the hallway and requires frequent transference of kingwarishes. (Tonight he muttered, "Not bad... that actually hurt.")
I dunno who Seregil belongs to; I think a random person friend requested me on XBL and I accepted. Seregil is a character from one of my favorite fantasy trilogies growing up, so that makes me happy.
Also, WHY DOES THIS NEVER GET OLD.
Of course it's Alynna. Of course.
Ha, Alin and Cobweb (Arisen) did the Quarry quest when last I played them; I THOUGHT Alin seemed to know what he was doing around that ogre ![]()
And wow, thanks for answering the question I had been pondering of late: what happens when you skip the hydra quest
As for ferrystones, I had thought you couldn't use them until after Barnaby's quest (into the Everfall), but I used one before and ended up in the marketplace of Gransys, which was kind of funny, because we just walked up to the guards from behind and they were like, Oh, you're looking for the pawn guild? Yeah it's just that way. And we're all, no sh!t Sherlock, we just walked right past it.
Btw if Alin gets rented and you can't think what to send him, ferrystones are always helpful; actually, that goes for Kelly and Arya, too, because I never bought the base game so still have to buy all my ferrystones :|
YOU MEAN THERE IS A DRAGON'S DOGMA THREAD HERE AND I ONLY JUST NOW NOTICE IT!?! ![]()
Oh, if only I figured out how to get screenshots onto the computer...I have so many stories to tell...
YOU MEAN THERE IS A DRAGON'S DOGMA THREAD HERE AND I ONLY JUST NOW NOTICE IT!?!
Oh, if only I figured out how to get screenshots onto the computer...I have so many stories to tell...
Broganisity Greatly Approves
This pleases me Cold, so I will share my favorite story while I do the pictures stuff (PS3. I always reset after I beat the game so... yeah.).
This is the story of many things:
- The Story of the Easiest boss fight I have ever encountered
- The Story of the most satisfying boss victory I have ever encountered
- A story of irony
- ...This is the story of how I two-shotted Gregori the first time I went through the game.
Now, My Arisen was a Warrior, my main pawn a ranger, and the two assist pawns mages. . . None of us seemed to possess the ability to knock him out of the sky in the final arena. . .he had no intent on coming down. . .and I didn't see the ballistae on the ridge. . .
So we were getting slaughtered. Eventually, I was the last one standing, and low on health. Gregori comes swooping in for another low-to-the-ground breath sweep. Figuring that, if I'm going to die anyways, it might as well be a glorious death: so I prepare Arc of Deliverance: Last Stand pose and all that.
Gregori comes swooping down, I swing my weapon...Hit him RIGHT in the heart and he goes crashing down into the ground: he has just a faint sliver of health left. He's struggling to get up and I walk over, charge the attack again...and save the irony of it all.
The irony being that I was using the Aptly-named Chestcaver. Second swing. Cue Cutscene. I am cheering and applauding myself, Capcom, the pawns, Gregori, John Madden...really, the whole world felt right in that singular moment.
Well I just did a speedrun for nothing. It said I got the rewards, but they aren't in my storage. I checked and double checked everything.
I have two forest tunic sets... which should be accurate, but they're both one-starred. (I'm sure I've only ever had one - the one I'd gotten on my first speedrun ages ago.) I've only done two speedruns, the one tonight and the one last year, so I couldn't have two one-starred sets. It doesn't make sense.
I have two goldforged caretaker's garbs in my inventory - one I got last year and one that Carcharoth sent me. No new one for my latest speedrun. Something's definitely screwy here. The only thing that was different was that when I loaded my game after the completed speedrun, it launched in offline mode. But that shouldn't matter, I forgot to switch it back, as I'm sure many people would coming from speedrun mode.
Urgh, that was 1:06:49 down the drain. Plus loading screens!
hmmm didn't realise you could do it that quick. May try it one evening then ![]()
Not much to report with my game. Just doing a bit of a grind towards infinity and am getting nothing I want with the Bitterblack gear
The game is just taunting me now!!
I swear I've used around 25-30 Lvl.3 Novelty Gear and still can't get that Lantern!!
hmmm didn't realise you could do it that quick. May try it one evening then
Not much to report with my game. Just doing a bit of a grind towards infinity and am getting nothing I want with the Bitterblack gearThe game is just taunting me now!!
I swear I've used around 25-30 Lvl.3 Novelty Gear and still can't get that Lantern!!