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[CptData]

Next try.

[quote]GENERATE!  This teammate is your new LI.  Tell me about a romantic evening you two had together.[/quote]

Somehow Shepard's new LI turned out to be Samara. After a long talk about the code she finally allowed Shepard to give her a kiss. Dunno what happened then, but Shepard wake up with a hangover ...

[quote]GENERATE!  This teammate suddenly hates you and decided to steal all your stuff.  How do you get it back?[/quote]

Later that day Shepard suddenly found out Thane held a grudge against him for something like 5 minutes. Why? No idea. But he did and he took Shepard's stuff - bad timing, since Shepard realized this in the middle of a fight! "Where is my Widow ?!" he yelled, throwing a boot against Thane's head - who subsequently dropped all the stuff he stole from Shepard.

[quote]GENERATE! is now pregnant.  Ignore science.  GENERATE! is the father.  Reaction.[/quote]

After return from the mission Samara claimed to be pregnant: "Grunt will be a great dad!" - Shepard suddenly felt jealous. He had had this wonderful evening with her just a day before and than this!

[quote]You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from GENERATE!.  What's in it?[/quote]
Seems as if Thane stopped being mad at Shepard. At least he dropped a gift to say "sorry". At least that's what Shepard was hoping. He also hoped the gift weren't a bomb.

[quote]GENERATE! gets in a fight with GENERATE!.  Who wins?[/quote]
"Jack vs Samara" Joker said. Constructing a fighting pit at deck 5 (cargo bay) was one of the better ideas he had lately, Shepard thought. Jack fought violently against pregnant Samara and finally won the battle. Not without ripping huge holes in Normandy's hull ...

[quote]One day, GENERATE! decides (s)he is never going to wear clothing ever again.  Yourfacewhen.jpg.[/quote]
"I hate that stuff!" Jacob screamed - and dropped all of his clothes to a huge pile on the ground.


[quote]And then Shepard died.  GENERATE! takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy?[/quote]
Shocked to death by Jacob's nakedness, Shepard was no more and the Normandy crew decided to pick his successor. With just one vote ahead Ashley, Zaeed made it. Looking first left then right Zaeed decided to change things a lot. Hope the galaxy will survive those changes ...

[quote]So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight between you and Harbinger, GENERATE! suddenly swoops in, defeats him single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that?[/quote]
"I'm not dead." Shepard claimed. Maybe Cerberus reconstructed him again or he had just faked his death, the Shepard is back. And will kick someone's nuts.

Almost being killed again in one last boss fight with Harbinger, Jacob appeared out of nowhere. "Hold out!" he yelled and scared Harbi to death with his nakedness. Again. Shepard survived because his eyes were swollen from last time dying.

[quote]Finally, GENERATE! is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral.[/quote]
Too bad Ashley didn't make it.  She got hit several times by Harbinger, but Jacob's nude form killed her at the end.

Shepard: She was a good friend and my lover. I hope she'll be at a better place now. Why, Ash, why did you die before me? Uhh ... technically, I died before here, but came back ... arrh ... scratch that. Dismissed, crew!"

[quote]Just kidding.  It's actually GENERATE!, GENERATE!, and GENERATE! who are dead.  The killer?  GENERATE!.  Now, how the hell did this happen?[/quote]

Just a few hours after the memorial ceremony Chakwas called Shepard: "Commander, Joker, Mordin and Zaeed suddenly died of an unknown cause!" First Ash, now plot-armor Joker and Mordin? Zaeed was dead meat already since he tried to shoot himself, but those other dudes
After three minutes of pretending detective, Shepard got the killer (with EDI's help, of course): it was Kaidan, who came back from the death (he died on Virmire) to kill random people for his revenge.

End of story.

[quote]Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to write a fanfic.  GENERATE! and GENERATE! is your OTP (one true pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity.[/quote]

My OTP is Miranda and Wrex. And since I'm a good writer the story is called: "The Urdnot-Lawson clan"


Done.

[MrDbow]

JeffZero wrote...

..... Kasuming control.

[Avilia]

[quote]GENERATE!  This teammate is your new LI.  Tell me about a romantic evening you two had together.[/quote]

Jack - We spent a quiet evening watching out the viewport as Joker blew things up with the Thanix Canon.  Ale was sipped and cheese eaten.

[quote]GENERATE!  This teammate suddenly hates you and decided to steal all your stuff.  How do you get it back?[/quote]

Joker - How dare he!!  I think it might be time to replace that leather chair he's so fond of with something a little more military.

[quote]GENERATE! is now pregnant.  Ignore science.  GENERATE! is the father.  Reaction.[/quote]
Zaeed is pregnant!!! Mordin you hound dog you.  I knew you were up to something in that lab of yours, but this?  Brilliant!

[quote]You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from GENERATE!.  What's in it?[/quote]

Grunt sent me a gift?  How kind, how thoughtf...oh wait.  Its a heart, an actual heart, from something that was once alive.  Oh dear, but still, sweet for a Krogan.  I suppose.

[quote]GENERATE! gets in a fight with GENERATE!.  Who wins?[/quote]
Garrus and Kaidan fighting?  This could get ugly - eek there goes Garrus smack against a wall.  Kaidan wins by a biotic punch knockout - poor Garrus.

[quote]One day, GENERATE! decides (s)he is never going to wear clothing ever again.  Yourfacewhen.jpg.[/quote]Kasumi - er, you forgot your clothes.



[quote]And then Shepard died.  GENERATE! takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy?[/quote]
Miranda is in charge?  Kiss the galaxy's behind goodbye.

[quote]So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight between you and Harbinger, GENERATE! suddenly swoops in, defeats him single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that?[/quote]
Ah Wrex!  I knew you'd come through in the end.  You da Krogan!

[quote]Finally, GENERATE! is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral.[/quote]

Ashley was a fine soldier and a fine human being.  She fought to the end and didn't waiver.  A credit to her species.

[quote]Just kidding.  It's actually GENERATE!, GENERATE!, and GENERATE! who are dead.  The killer?  GENERATE!.  Now, how the hell did this happen?[/quote]
Thane, Joker and Mordin are dead!  Killed by Joker!  I should have known something was wrong when he offered to cook them dinner...in the med lab.

[quote]Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to write a fanfic.  GENERATE! and GENERATE! is your OTP (one true pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity?[/quote]
My OTP is Thane and Liara.  I call it - "Blue thoughts on a swampy day."

Modifié par Avilia, 20 octobre 2011 - 11:47 .

[CrutchCricket]

Couldn't resist, had to do another one. Hey OP if this ever dies down, make a new one!

Mordin is new LI eh? Decided to try human finally. Followed all advice in instructional videos then spent all night watching Bill Nye the Science guy *sharp inhale* very memorable.

Miranda hates me and steals my stuff.

Later that day I get Kasumi to steal it back.

Wrex is pregant, Science is ignored, Mordin laments, Zaeed is the father. In a totally unrelated matter they later get arrested for insurance fraud.

Liara got me a present! It's a Prothean beacon Keychain. It's also a tracking device. I'm the most hardcore badass in the galaxy but apparently she's dead set on protecting me...

Mordin gets into a fight with himself? He must've lost it after that Wrex pregnancy thing...

One day Liara decides to not wear clothes anymore.


Unfortunately nudist streak does not equal protection. Shepard dies and Jack takes his place. We're boned. But at least she goes out like this:


Wait no, Shepard lives! But Kasumi rides in and pwns Harbinger. What else is new? She does that the WHOLE GAME!! (I love Kasumi)

Wrex is dead. Pregnancy complications? He will be deeply missed. "I have enjoyed our... conversations."

No wait, it's Ashley, Tali and Legion that died. It was Liara? That asari's a spy!


Samara and Liara get together. No title required, just one word- giggity!

[Mixtos]

Modifié par Mixtos, 20 octobre 2011 - 02:21 .

[Mixtos]

WARNING: I got carried away. Bold words denote the start of a new scenario.

Grunt and I sat atop a charming pile of rubble on Tuchanka for a dinner date, overlooking the charred remains of the planet. Unfortunately, Grunt got in a fight with passers-by, varren kept interrupting our meal and finally, our drinks got mixed up, resulting in Grunt drinking an appletini and myself drinking ryncol; it all went a bit hazy after that.


During a friendly game of Alliance Corsair (board game edition), Liara argued that she didn't lose (she totally did). In a disbelieving tone, I said "Ahhh, sure..." as she explained why she hadn't lost. However, she misinterpreted what I had said. She thought I called her an "azure". Despite my insistence that I didn't call her that, she didn't believe me. In a fit of rage, she stole my space hamster.

As I thought about the ryncol mishap with Grunt, I came up with a plan. I gave her the infamous mystery drink as an "apology". The hamster she stole quickly turned into a nathak and bravely, I picked it up using just one hand and carried it up to my cabin. In her eyes, I rescued her from a hungry nathak. In my eyes, I just got my space hamster back.


Kaidan revealed to the crew one morning that he was pregnant! Zaeed stopped pining after Jessie and Garrus stopped calibrating. All of the crew stood with shocked expressions across their faces except for one man - The Prize, Jacob Taylor! He explained that  after the suicide mission, Shepard never did "get loud on the Citadel" with him. Feeling dejected, Kaidan was the only person there to console him. Eventually he and Alenko got
loud on the Citadel and beyond. Several months later, James Vega was born.


After the disaster of a date with Grunt, I went to my cabin up on the top floor. There I found Kasumi, who exclaimed, "Gift for you!", and promptly took the elevator back down. A gift-wrapped present lay on the bed, just waiting to be opened. I slapped my forehead and thought "Of course! My birthday's coming up! All this Reaper business had made me forget!" Excitedly I hurried over to the present, tore it open and found a rifle. The very same rifle that I'd lost a week ago... thanks, Kasumi.


Countless social interactions with Shepard abandoned, many months spent by the forward batteries were about to be proved worthwhile; Garrus was nearing the end of his calibrations! He just had to carry the 4 and – “HEY, Garrus!” yelled Kaidan. Garrus jumped, stumbled and fell onto the console behind him. Sparks flew out left and right and the
console suddenly powered down.

“That can’t be good.” stated Kaidan. Garrus turned around, “You know what else isn’t good? A broken neck!” as he leapt towards Kaidan he halted, he had just remembered that Kaidan was pregnant. Howver, in a panic, Kaidan slapped him with a singularity. Word got out. Garrus was beaten by a pregnant man. His reputation as the space Batman was sullied.


It was a quiet week aboard the Normandy; only Kasumi and myself remembered my birthday, we were given chef's surprise again (Come on, Rupert), Zaeed had run out of war stories and Mordin had no crazy experiments in mind. However, this monotony was broken when  Jack - of all people - had arranged for an emergency meeting. The crew gathered in the briefing room with anticipation. Jack abruptly stated to the crew that she was never going to wear
clothing again!

A resounding yawn echoed across the room. After seconds of awkward silence, Miranda quipped back with, "Won't make much of a difference". A few chuckles ensued and everyone went back to work. Back to monotony.


Two more weeks of boredom passed. "Enough!" I said, in the middle of Zaeed's 'Don't smoke' PSA. I decided to spice things up abord  the Normandy and, in a HILARIOUS stunt, leapt out of the airlock. The look on Samara's face when she noticed me floating past the  observation room window was priceless. The surprised look on her face turned to horror however; I had forgotten to put on a suit.  After a few uncomfortable seconds, I died.

Whilst everyone was sad and in mourning, Joker, with grim determination, hopped up out  of his chair and broke a leg. This didn't deter him however, he chucked on the N7 armor, grabbed a M7 Cain and decimated the Reaper  race, one awesome explosion at a time.

"Nah, that sucked." I thought to myself, and I then scribbled the last paragraph out of my fan-fiction. Then I remembered that we had  a reaper to kill. We all suited up and headed out.


Several inspiring speeches later, the crew were ready to take down Harbinger. The battle was brutal, numerous ones were scratched,  many people spent their last breath cursing Amonkira and a handful of dead people were welcomed. And there I was, cloaked and lining  up a perfect shot, Harby down to his last hit points, my finger trembling on the trigger. "Finally, I'm going to be the posterboy for  recruitment ads again!", then out of nowhere I heard "I GOTTEM!". In rides Jacob launching a firery bullet right through Harby's...tentacle and he fell, releasing control. Magazine covers, television interviews, action-figures all taken from me and given to Jacob. I'm not happy.


To add to that, Kaidan died in the battle. A fine man with an awesome pompadour hair-do and looks that not even Project Lazarus could  give me. May he rest in peace.


Arguments arose amongst the crew as to whose fault Kaidan's death was. Most notably, between Legion and Tali. It quickly descended into a  "Geth vs Quarian"debate again. Unfortunately, I was dealing with an argument between Miranda and Jack about the ship's uniform policy.  Otherwise, I might have used my rengade intimidation (earned after bullying a few children and shaking cats out of trees) to quell the  hostility. Liara walked in and tried to calm things down herself. Unfortunately, her attempt to be renegade was terrible; the threat to  flay both Tali and Legion alive...with her mind didn't work. All three died. No carrier. Not long after, a wounded Kaidan walked onboard  the Normandy with a cheerful "Hey guys!". Bad timing, Kaidan.


After the A.I. Core incident, I decided to write a fan-fiction about Liara. With no ideas in mind, I thought back to that date with Grunt. I sat down with Kelly and after a fierce brainstorming session, we decided to write a love story about Grunt and Liara and came up with  a winning title, "The Krogan Who Could Get a Decent Grip". Unfortunately, the FanFiction.net community called it tasteless and abhorrent.

Whatever, that fan fiction earned Grunt 32 new breeding requests.

Wow. I don't blame anyone for not reading this mass of references and randomness. Kudos to those who do.

Modifié par Mixtos, 20 octobre 2011 - 02:36 .

[ReallyRue]

This is such a fun game! I feel the urge to make fun of all the characters!

Kasumi and I had a wonderfully romantic evening, and she told me all these stories about her heists. And then I woke up the next morning to find she’s stolen my clothes.

Ashley hates me because I said her hair looks like play dough, so I hire Kasumi to steal it all back (girl owes me for that date anyway!) and plant copies of Fornax.

Kaidan is pregnant with Samara’s child. I insist Kaidan has a Caesarean. The alternatives are too creepy to consider.

Mordin has given me a gift – it’s the seeker we collected for him to study. I can add it to the menagerie in Shep's cabin!

Wrex and Zaeed get in a fight. The universe implodes, but good news - no more Reapers.

Jack decides to be forever nude. I don’t notice the difference.
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Thane has to save everyone after Shep dies. Unless Thane can save a universe with flowery words in under a week, we’re all screwed.

Joker swoops in saves Shepard in the final fight against Harbinger. She invites him up to her cabin to "feed her fish".

Kaidan is dead. “He was a good man, and not bad to look at. Not great, but not bad either. At least he can rest peacefully knowing his child will be raised by its father, Samara, because she has a lot of experience raising good children.”

Jacob, Miranda and Samara have been murdered!  Ashley is the killer. It’s two Cerberus officers and an asari, what needs explaining?

Kaidan and Kasumi are the OTP of my soap-opera fanfiction. It will be called: “MPREG – A Zombie’s Tale.”

Modifié par ReallyRue, 20 octobre 2011 - 04:05 .

[Axelstall]

Tali and I went on a date to the helm of the ship, I forced Joker to leave, turned EDI off, and let Tali helm the Normandy. Surprisingly, she found looking at the drive core more interesting.

Later, Grunt steals the miniature drive core Tali made me. In response, I lock him in his pod for a week.

Samara gets pregnant from Joker. (Ok what the hell is with Joker doing everything here?) my response: Joker! No playa's on my ship!

Later, I go to my cabin and find a present. Inside, a mini Normandy with Jokers face on the side. (How wonderful)

EDI tells me somethings happening in the AI core, I go down there and Legion is fighting himself. (The winner Legion i know)

Tali then decides to never wear clothes again. If the envirosuit is clothing she gets sick chronically. (But no more conversations about relationship issues now

Kaiden takes Shepards place. The galaxy's got a new hero. How screwed are we? Well Its plausible.

Then as I'm about to take out Harbinger, Joker decides he's not gonna deal with me giving the ship to someone else. So he crashes the Normandy into Harbinger. (Lot's of fireworks)

Kasumi died. "You were so caught up in stealing stuff you stole my death." (thanks  )

When in reality Kaiden Joker and Joker died by Liara's hand. (Joker made a wise-crack about humans and Asari, Liara got so mad she killed them, revived Joker and killed him again.(It was brutal))

FanFic: Kaiden and Jack. (Can't think of a name.)

[GodzillavsJason]

This is is just really awesome so here is another playthrough. Alternate Universe time!



Legion This teammate is your new LI.  Tell me about a romantic evening you two had together. Legion and I had an awesome time talking about computers and we breakdanced all over Omega. 

Kaidan This teammate suddenly hates you and decided to steal all your stuff.  How do you get it back? After always killing him off in my playthroughs he comes back as a i zombie and steals my stuff. I walk up to the zombie Kaidan, throw a pie in his face and walk off with my stuff. 

Grunt  is now pregnant.  Ignore science.  Joker is the father.  Reaction. Joker what the hell is wrong with you! Grunt is of course is a happy man mother being pregant but of course he eats Joker alive.

You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from Thane. What's in it? A list filled with complaints on how screwed up his life. I read all the complaints and sigh angrily as all these complaints have been taken care of. 

Tali gets in a fight with Ashley. Who wins? Tali gets angry with Ashley for her being racist to Tali. After a long wresstle fight and many bets were made Tali emerges victory with her AI.

One day, Tali  decides (s)he is never going to wear clothing ever again.  AH YEAH! But Tali ends up in the medical lab being very sick.

And then Shepard died.  Garrus takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy? We're screwed because Garrus will be to distracted with his calibrations.

So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight between you and Harbinger, Zaeed suddenly swoops in, defeats him single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that? Zaeed kills Harbinger by telling Harbinger with stories and cursing every five seconds. Harbinger then explodes and Zaeed was still the only one who made it out alive.

Finally, Legion is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral. NO! My robo LI! You will be avenged

Just kidding.  It's actually Grunt, Liara, and Joker who are dead.  The killer?  Tali. Now, how the hell did this happen?
Tali gets mad at Joker for always being horny with everyone so she kills him. Grunt wanders in still pregnate and screams at her for killing his baby daddy and Tali just shoots Grunt in the head with her shotgun. Liara wanders this and screams while Tali says 'You wont tell anyone about this will you?" Liara says "Can i tell my dead mom?" Tali loads her shotgun up and kills Liara.

Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to write a fanfic.  Zaeed and Grunt is your OTP (one true pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity? The Mercenary and the dead Krogan man mother.

Modifié par GodzillavsJason, 20 octobre 2011 - 10:40 .

[Razith]

Jacob  This teammate is your new LI.  Tell me about a romantic evening you two had together.

Jacob and Shepard spilled some drinks at the Citidel after a successful mission.  They got loud, they got rough, and in the morning Shepard realized what happened last night.    You could hear the screams throughout the Serpent Nebula.

Grunt This teammate suddenly hates you and decided to steal all your stuff.  How do you get it back?

Grunt jumped ship with all of Shepard's gear and ship models.  A friendly chat with Wrex and some paitence ends up with the packages being delivered a week later....along with 20lbs of Thresher Steaks.


Tali is now pregnant.  Ignore science.  Ashley is the father.  - Shepard: "Ash always told me she was packing a boomstick....now I realize how serious she was...."

You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from Tali!  What's in it?

A gentleman never tells.

Tali! gets in a fight with Samara!.  Who wins?

Draw, Garrus starts a rumor saying a tie breaker is being held in engineering


One day, Wrex! decides he is never going to wear clothing ever again.  

And then Shepard died.  Mordin! takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy?
*deeep breathe* Earthacceptablelossesnonobatariansacceptableasarialsononeexpendablebutkroganmustbecuredfirstmaygeneratethreatintwentyyears...everybodygoingtodieplausiblelikeleysomewillbutmaybenot. *Smile*


So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight between you and Harbinger, Liara! suddenly swoops in, defeats him single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that?

And I thought Shepard was the Mary Sue......


Finally, Mordin! is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral.

He studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian

He was quite good at genetics as a subset of Biology! Because he's an expert (which I know it a tautology)

His xenospecies studies range from urban to agrarian. He was the very model of a scientist Salarian!


Just kidding.  It's actually Wrex!, Miranda!, and Jack! who are dead.  The killer?  Jacob!.  Now, how the hell did this happen?

He showed them a picture of himself obtaining "The Priiiiiize...." Brain aneurysm, the silent killer of all biological species.



Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to write a fanfic.  Wrex and Kasumi is your OTP (one true pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity?

To Catch a Quad.

[Xilizhra]

1. Tali. We spent one refitting my cabin into a cleaner room so that she can acclimatize better to it with her suit off. After that, we had drinks at Eternity.
2. Ashley. Simple enough, I get Anderson to order her to give it back to me.
3. Wrex. And Wrex. Somehow he self-fertilizes, thus generating beliefs among many krogan that it'll be an even perfecter krogan than Grunt.
4. Zaeed. He's given me new gun cleaning supplies for my Locust, Mirala. How nice.
5. Tali gets into a fight with Morinth. Luckily, her being in love with me somehow staves off Morinth's Dominate and she's able to distract Morinth with her combat drone, thus ultimately achieving victory.
6. Samara's decided to go nudist, then...

7. Ashley. Well, she's a Spectre, so I suppose we're not necessarily doomed...
8. Kasumi comes in to save the galaxy... probably by hopping aboard Harbinger and sabotaging the shields. So I'll take that one without complaints.
9. Jack. "You were the most resilient person I ever knew."
10. Tali, hunting for Morinth, found her dueling both Samara and Wrex in the cargo bay, and joined in the fight. Somehow, she shot something she wasn't supposed to and the other three were sucked out into space.
11. Liara/Mordin. "Science Hurts."

[Youknow]

Insomnia makes me make this a bit more blah.

Legion and I sat down and I gazed into its flashlight bulb and whispered
sweet nothings into its receptors. The dinner was going fantastic until we heard
smashing sounds around the corner. Quickly I ran to investigate the situation.
Legion stood on stand by in case the creator of the noise came by our room. Upon
leaving the room, I was smashed in the face by a shovel.

When I came to, there was a note on my face. It read "took your stuff. Cannot
believe that you allowed such atrocities to happen." Confused, I decided that I
would ask around the ship. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary until I chanced
upon Samara-- who had a rather grim look on her face. When I asked her what was
wrong, she told me that she was too weak willed and had made love with someone
and was now pregnant. Worried that she might make Dracula 4.0, I asked her who
the father was! It turned out it was Kaidan. At first I was shocked, but then
I remembered that Kaidan said he liked adventurous types. I then ran upstairs
to gossip when I found a gift on my bed. It was from...? Wrex.

I laughed at the idea that Wrex and I had become something more than
just aquaintances and opened the box. Inside was a knife. I decided that maybe
if my dad went crazy I could mimic Wrex's actions too. I chuckled and then went
to sleep. Only to be awakened by Tali and Thane who got into a physical
confrontation. Thane wasn't kidding around and used some crazy darts to puncture
a hole in Tali's suit and that was the end of that. Realizing that Thane could
probably do the same, I decided to move out.

One day, at the Citadel, I ran into Grunt. He told me that he didn't want
to wear clothes anymore. I asked him why. He said that only through naked bodies
could true battle prowess be measured. I was shocked and at a loss for words. I
swear, I made this face http://www.myfacewhe...s/1377-fear.jpg
when I heard this before fleeing in terror. Only to run into a news article
that informed me that Sheperd died.

I was sad until I learned that Joker would be taking their place. At first I
laughed, and then realized I would probably have a year at most to live. As soon
as that report was aired, it was removed for technical difficulties. I sat
stunned for the first time in years, the news had my complete attention. When
the news was back Online, they had stated that Sheperd actually didn't die, but
may not be the hero we thought they were. It turned out that Mordin was
the one that single handedly saved the day. I watched a little proud until I
remembered that Mordin had stolen MY BELONGINGS TO BECOME A HERO! I decided
to go home and pout. When I got home, the news got even worse for me. My mom
called me to tell me that Tali had died from the puncture Thane gave her earlier.

I swore that I would have revenge for her. And I also stated that I was sorry
I dated Legion in front of her. As soon as I said that, Tali laughed at me
and stated that this was a ploy just to get me to break up with Legion. Who
started to build a consensus for dating me anymore. I wanted
to punch her in the face, but she told me something that made me stop. She
told me that Jacob, Joker, and Mordin died. I cursed at this notion, as I
could no longer extract revenge on Mordin. I asked who had taken this
opporunity from me. Tali informed me that it was in fact Thane who had killed
them. She stated that Thane had poisoned a group of cups for her to drink, but
he had forgotten one major detail. Tali didn't drink. So instead, Jacob, who
opted to have a drinking game, had gotten Joker and Mordin killed because they
were the only two that had played.

And that is my story. I did write a fanfic though, it was about Garrus and Zaeed's
forbidden love. I made it so in the end, when they both screamed, Garrus yelled
out for Sidonis and Zaeed yelled out for Vido. The title "Bloodlust"

My shuffle was obsessed with Thane and Tali.

Modifié par Youknow, 23 octobre 2011 - 06:17 .

[Takotna]

My new LI Mordin shows me his latest experiments, going into detail about them when I tell him to see my experiment *glomp*

Garrus has stolen my stuff?! Easy fix, I inroduce a virus in his console screwing up his calibrations and keeping him unaware of my taking my things back

Jack is pregnant and the father is..Tali - Reaction Jack blames T.I.M, vowes revenge,Tali is confused

Miranda, being nearly a snoopy as the Shadow Broker, gets me just what I wanted a new badass omnitool that has Galaxy of Fantasy on it

Legion gets in a scrap with Wrex, Wrex will now be paying for some very expensive repairs for trashing my talking flashlight

Kaidan decides his hair is good enough to go without clothing, my face

Jacob takes over after the collecters have their way, tapes himself to the front of Normady and grins the reapers back to dark space

Kasumi has used her shaow strike to one-shot Harby, I pleased it was an easy fight but won't this make her too famous?

Zaeed has died, my funeral speach is, "I sorry ya didn't get to blow up Omega but at least ya went out with a hellova fight"

Tali, Kasumi and Wrex were killed by Morinth, apparently it happened from mixing Ryncol, shotguns and an attempt to steal Morinth's Krogan staute

My OTP for fan fic is... Legion and Joker

[Yves Adele Harlow]

Legion is my new LI. There is no data available about our romantic evening together.

Jack suddenly hates me and steals all my stuff. With the Mako retrieved from the Normandy crash site, I ask Jack to help me convert it into a sailing ship suited to space travel. I no longer want my stuff back, because I need all the storage room I can get once the two of us will be done pillaging and plundering.

Jacob is now pregnant and Wrex is the father. I collapse and enter a coma. Dr. Hacksaw and Liara fight over my body in the meantime.

I go up to my cabin and find a gift-wrapped box. It's from Ashley. Archangel Gabriel is inside; he has a message for me: Best regards from the beyond.

Joker gets in a fight with Joker. Who wins? EDI. She enjoys the sight of two incarnations of Joker on their knees.

Kasumi decides to never wear clothing again. I can't say I mind, but now I do have to wonder where she will hide the things she steals.

And then I died. Morinth takes my place, and Harbinger finds that this hurts him. Just kidding, I'm alive and fighting Harbinger when Mordin suddenly swoops in and saves the day. I feel that swooping is bad, but congratulate my fast-talking squad mate nonetheless.

Finally, Garrus is dead. "Don't worry buddy, I'll continue calibrating for you."

Actually, Legion, Kasumi and Thane are dead. Grunt killed them because the three of them failed to reach a consensus about their battle strategy and Grunt's impatience got the better of him. I knew I should have paid for those lap dances on Omega, damn it.

Miranda and Jacob are my OTP. The fanfic is titled "The Cerberus Cabinet of Curiousities".

Modifié par Yves Adele Harlow, 24 octobre 2011 - 12:08 .

[Sharizah]

Jack is my new Love Interest. Romantic Evening?
Romantic? Jack?

Grunt suddenly hated me und stole all my stuff.
I told him that I knew who has send the "breeding request".

Grunt is now pregnant. Miranda is the father.
Well isn't that ironic? Who would have thought that it would work THIS way around?

You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from Jack.
A wig?

Ashley gets in a fight with Tali.
Tali had a shotgun.

One day, Jack decides (s)he is never going to wear clothing ever again. 
Clothes? Jack?

And then Shepard died. Legion takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy?
We have to reach consensus about that.

So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight
between you and Harbinger, Thane suddenly swoops in, defeats him
single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that?
That's okay, because... it's Thane.

Finally, Kaidan is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral.
You can't just die! I sacrificed Ashley for you, you idiot!

Just kidding.  It's actually Jacob, Miranda and Grunt
who are dead.  The killer?  Grunt.  Now, how the hell did this
happen?
Erm... sacrificed himself for the greater good?

Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to
write a fanfic. Morinth and Wrex is your OTP (one true
pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity?

Morinth. Wrex.

[Spartanburger]

Liara and I went out on a date. I can't remember what happened, but now there's this random Drell dude, a drone assisting me, and Liara is the Shadowbroker.

Kasumi decided that she didn't want to keep Kegi's greybox and hates me for convincing her to keep it. I woke up one morning and the entire ship was gone and I was floating in space. I still don't know how the hell she did it.

When Samara and I confronted Morinth, she dropped the bombshell that she was pregnant. The lack of possibility caused Samara to explode violently. I asked around and it turned out that Legion was the father. I knew he was stalking me but if he went through all this trouble just to get into a conversation with me I am deeply concerned.

After I found my way back to my ship I found a present in my cabin. It was crudely wrapped and had the letters 'jakc' written on it. I hesitantly decided to open it. All that came out was an overwhelming torrent of swear words, some not eve real, that flattened me until Grunt could be called up to space the bloody thing.

I was then informed by EDI that Zaeed had gotten into a fight with Mordin. By the time I got there the lab was turned upside down, Zaeed had been forcibly stripped of his clothes and a bruised mordin was checking Zaeed's prostate.

After becoming arguably the most powerful information broker in the galaxy, Liara got some sort of superiority complex going on where she never wears clothes.



And then I died. But don't worry. Legion decided to take my place. He certainly has the N7 training for it if his armor is to be believed.

And then I undied. So it was up to me to defeat Harbinger. It wasn't going well and just before I got laz0red Jack came out of nowhere and I AM DA BULLET CHAERGA to death and Harbinger exploded.

Kaidan died in the final battle. He was a good man. A little dull, but certainly bangable to any man, woman or children.

And then someone told me that it was Thane, Ashley and Thane who were dead. C-Sec informed me that Joker was the killer. It turns out that Joker started cloning people and his first sucess was Thane. He killed them viciously by breaking his bones at them. The screaming can still be heard to this day.

And for my next fanfic, I'll be writing Morinth and Samara as a OTP.


OHGODOHGOD WHY DID I PARTICIPATE IN THIS

[Siansonea]

Think of it as Mad Libs, but on crack.  With Mass Effect.  So when I say GENERATE!, you hit the button to generate a random number between 1 and 18.  Ready?


MORINTH is your new LI.  Tell me about a romantic evening you two had together.

—”Great. Dead again. Hey Miranda, can you fire up that Lazarus thingie again?”

KAIDAN suddenly hates you and decided to steal all your stuff.  How do you get it back?

—”Hey Kaidan, give my stuff back.”

LEGION is now pregnant.  Ignore science.  KASUMI is the father.  Reaction.

—”Kasumi, I never realized you were THAT good at AI Hacking. Impressive.”

You go up to your cabin to find a gift-wrapped box.  It's from TALI.  What's in it?

—”Uh, thanks Tali, I never knew I wanted a part of a geth foot. I’ll cherish it always.”

THANE gets in a fight with MIRANDA.  Who wins?

—Miranda, because I have her back.

One day, LIARA decides she is never going to wear clothing ever again.  Yourfacewhen.jpg.

—whateverfloatsyourboatliara.jpg

And then Shepard died.  ASHLEY takes his/her place.  Okay, let's be honest, how screwed is the galaxy?

—Could be worse. Ashley is kind of a brick herself, she’s a perfect stand-in for Shepard.

So let's say Shepard didn't die.  But during the final fight between you and Harbinger, GARRUS suddenly swoops in, defeats him single-handedly, and saves the day.  How do you feel about that?

—”Is this because I didn’t take you with me when I faced down Dr. Saleon?”

Finally, ASHLEY is dead.  Write something nice to say at his/her funeral.

—”That’s what you get for trying to take my place, biznatch.”

Just kidding.  It's actually JACK, ZAEED, and KAIDAN who are dead.  The killer?  TALI.  Now, how the hell did this happen?

—”Tali, just because they were staring at your ass all the time, that was no reason to KILL them!”

Okay, we're done.  But before I let you go, let's say you decided to write a fanfic.  MORDIN and LEGION is your OTP (one true pairing).  What is the title of this atrocity?

—”There Was A Hole”

Modifié par Siansonea II, 24 octobre 2011 - 05:11 .

[Saberchic]

New LI: Miranda. Apparently we had great-genetically engineered make-overs.

Garrus stole my stuff. (WTF??? hell no!) I send Legion in to retrieve my stuff since he likes collecting my things anyway.

Thane is pregnant and Garrus is the father! Damn! That's one hot baby!
Aw! Garrus gave me a new gun to make up for taking my stuff. I forgive him.

Garrus gets in a fight with Jacob. Of course Garrus kicks his ass.

Oh god! Ashley decides to never wear clothes again! She always gets virmired! Gross!

Wow. I die and Samara takes my place? I guess that's not much of a stretch.

I'm facing off against Harbinger, sweat pouring down my face. Suddenly Joker swoops in and saves the day....

Liara has died. "At least I don't have to worry about filing any more stalking charges."

NO! Legion, Garrus, and Joker have died... not Liara!?!?!?! What kind of twisted reality am I in? Wait a minute... Garrus is the killer? Damn it! I told him to watch where he stepped! Damn mines!

My fanfic: Garrus and Samara: One Night in the Mako


HA! The number generator sure had a thing for Garrus.

[BIGLEE337]

Ashley is my new LI; Night out in the pub, we get absoluty hammered, go home and pass out on the kitchen floor.

Legion suddenly hates me and steals my stuff; Temporarily shut him down, get my stuff back and then hit the
'Reset' button.

Kasumi is now pregnant and Jacob is the farther; finally got Jacob into bed did we? (What Luck)

Miranda gave me a gift; it's a pic of dat ass, better not let Asley find it.

Wrex gets in a fight with Joker; well miss you J-Man.

Tali decides never to wear clothes; finally we get to see what she looks like , oh crap, shes dead .


Garrus is the Commander; you can do it Garrus, your a great squad leader, just don't get 'em all killed like on Omega.

Wrex defeats Harbinger;
Shepard: 'Wrex, what the hell are you doing here?'
Wrex 'Shepard'

Kaidan is dead; Sorry I left you on Vermire

Zaeed, Thane, Legion are dead killed by Garrus; it was a horrible drunken bet to do with snipers, unfortinatly Garrus took it to seriously.

OTP are Wrex and Garrus; 'Bad Ass Mothers, That Don't Take No Crap of Off Nobody'

2nd to last one was one of the most lucky, unexpected, random things to ever happen to me.  


 

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 24 octobre 2011 - 12:41 .

[Nuala]

I met the most amazing Asari. Morinth is really deep, y'know, a girl with substance. We went to this obscure club - you wouldn't have heard of it - and she invited me back to her place afterward. This cannot possibly go wrong.

But then Samara gets all pissy with me for dating her daughter and steals a bunch of my crap and butts into my
date. A big fight breaks out and she attacks poor innocent Morinth. I pull her off my date but then Morinth kills her. Asari are weird. At least I get my stuff back.

Ashley Williams suddenly bursts through the door, all in materinty pheonix armor, and tells Morinth shes the father. She goes onto explain how this is possible while I look for my stuff the Justicar thief stole.

I leave the couple to argue about child benefits, and the father being the Freddy Cruger of sexy time and how Ashley made it off VIrmire in the first place.

I get to my cabin and find a small pot of hair gel in a ribbon.
Sorry about Horizon lol
From Kaidan
I put it in the bin and head down to the mess!

It turns out Grunt sat on Kasumi's greybox and they are having a fight. But wait! - not a pew-pew fight, this is a rap battle. Kasumi lays down some fiece beats, but I go to bed before I hear Krogan rap. Neiter of them win.

One day Samara decides she is never going to wear clothes again.

This hurts my brain seeing as Morinth killed her in the second paragraph. She probably decided this after Morinth stole all her clothes and started hanging out on my ship.

THEN I DIE. But don't worry - Tali steps up and takes over. But she gets a cold and has to sit a couple of missions out.

JOKE, I don't really die. I fight my way to Harbinger: there is blood everywhere, everyone is tied and were not sure we're gonna make it through this.Then in the distance we hear music. Light, bouncy music. About science. All of a sudden, Mordin defeats Harbinger. We rejoice but then notice Liara trapped under an anti-plot-armor piece of metal.
She is gone.
Oh Liara, you knew us all so well
Because you watched us from your creepy information space station

Actually it now turns out Miranda and Zaeed were having an arguement about Ashley's old god baby when Tali bursts in and gives them a bunch of inactive geth parts and runs out again. Miranda, Zaeed and Ashley all reactivate them and die at the hands of Tali's good intentions - LOW BLOW LOL.

THE END

Next week: Samara is the dead mother of Ashley's baby's evil father. Will they work through these problems and live a happy life by the Justicar code? Find out in my new fanfiction: When 4 And 13 Are Rolled Too Often

Modifié par Nuala, 24 octobre 2011 - 01:39 .

[Bcuz]

Estelindis wrote...

Mordin is pregnant with Joker's child. It turns out that Mordin was always female, but hid it in order to escape the stereotyped child-bearing duties of her gender. While researching ways to help strengthen Joker, a mishap occurred, and some of her eggs were accidentally fertilised with Joker's genetic material. "Result unexpected. Now expecting."

CAN'T.

BREATHE.

[ReallyRue]

Spartanburger wrote...

And for my next fanfic, I'll be writing Morinth and Samara as a OTP.


OHGODOHGOD WHY DID I PARTICIPATE IN THIS

Oh, that is just wrong in every possible sense of the word that ever existed.   

Modifié par ReallyRue, 24 octobre 2011 - 05:59 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Jacob is my new LI! We went to McDonalds, heavy risk.


Garrus suddenly hates me and steals all my stuff. That guy always had a pole up his ass

Mordin is now pregnant and Mordin is the father. Salarians asexual, most intriguing...

Wrex gave me a present. It is a turian's right nut... He thought I would appreciate it??

Zaeed gets into a fight with Garrus. It was brutal, after nine rounds in a classy antique store, they called it a draw. They ended up holding a 'tie breaker' in the main batteries. Only Garrus made it out alive.

Legion decides to never wear clothes. He called them a 'structutal weakness.'

Shepard dies and a heavily pregnant Mordin takes his/her place. The galaxy may be subject to some terrible hormones.

Shepard isn't really dead. But a recently ressurrected Morinth flies in to save the galaxy from Harbinger. After observing Morinth's 'killing technique,' Shepard began to wonder if she could mind meld with reapers too...

Jacob, Kaidan and Garrus were all killed by Thane. Turns out that he wanted to eliminate the competition for Shepard. Quite literally. Shep just shrugs and beds him anyway.

Fanfic featuring Tali and Kasumi. Entitled: 'Joker's CCTV footage'

[CrazyRah]

Ashley is my LI and our romantic evening was spent on the couch trying to own each other in games before making peace in the bedroom

Garrus suddenly started to hate me and stole my stuff but i stole it back when he was busy with his calibrations

Thane is now pregnante and the father is Legion, they will be a great couple. Talked with Mordin on how that could happen.
(How the hell did that happen)

Miranda gave me a box.. in it was some really sexy stuff for Ash. Miri is a life saver

Yesterday Joker started a fight with Grunt after Grunt started to flirt with EDI.. never thought that would happen

Ash told me that she will never ever wear clothes again. Am i dreaming or is this happening? Aww yeah!

Wrex is the one to take up after Shepard. Good no one else is awesome enough to fill that spot except the one and only Wrex. The galaxy is quite okey actually

Legion came from the sky saving the galaxy. I'm fine with that, now he will have to live with the horde of fanboys after him

*sigh* Garrus died a hero, he always did what he belived in and died as he wanted to.. calibrating those guns to save the galaxy

Oh no! It was Liara, Kaidan and Kasumi that died.. the killer was Liara! I don''t even want to know how she did it but never saw her as suicidal nor a murderer

I wrote a OTP fanfic based on Samara and Thane. The title: Sexy Silence

Now this was fun!