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[MEsuperfan]

Shep-"..or you can just sit here and whine like a quarian with a tummy ache!"

Tali-"I am standing right here!"

[LOLandStuff]

Refund guy finally about to get his refund only to have the place blown up by a Reaper.
Shepard's dancing.
Friendzoned turian and valley girl quarian.

[TheNexus]

capn233 wrote...

Humanoid_Typhoon wrote...

capn233 wrote...

What was the medigel joke?

"Remember when you could just slap Omni-gel on everything?"
Liara- " That security update made alot of people unhappy."

No, I remember that one... part of the great dialogue in LOTSB.

In the original post there was this line:

"-Medigel joke (Garrus)"

I don't remember him telling a joke about medigel.

Yeah I meant omnigel, I mixed it up with medigel. The "Remember when you could just slap Omni-gel on everything?" one

[Drone223]

*squad member*: Legion do you know how to do the robot?

Legion: No data avialiable

[LegionMan]

Thoroughly surprised this joke has not been mentioned:

[DiebytheSword]

I better see a Shepard VI in ME3.

[DRUNK_CANADIAN]

LegionMan wrote...

Thoroughly surprised this joke has not been mentioned:

I can see this one...and the  calibrations one being highly probable in being entered in ME3

[ReallyRue]

Ah yes "Reapers", calibrations, the priiiize, assuming direct control... probably everything that's a meme.

Oh, and Conrad.

[game-zerox]

I'd like to see a situation where, on the citadel, Shepard comes across some debris and then suddently you hear (if you did at least one of them)

"I'm commander Dhepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel."

Maybe adding a comment from a squadmate on that as a bonus.

[Anihilus]

Whos Dhepard? I only know a Commander Shepard

I'd like to see Shepard prove that Gunnery Chief's point in ME3... SIR ISSAC NEWTON!

[clopin]

Ah yes, calibrations. We've dismissed those claims - with science!

This game needs a Glados reference.

[Gh0st_00]

One of the Cannibals during Shepards escape from Earth will run towards him screaming, "You sir! YOU ARE A BLIGHT!"

[SkittlesKat96]

I remember LOTSB having a few funny ME 1 references.

Modifié par SkittlesKat96, 21 octobre 2011 - 05:48 .

[sevach]

MEsuperfan wrote...

Shep-"..or you can just sit here and whine like a quarian with a tummy ache!"

Tali-"I am standing right here!"

Shep "see what i mean?"

Man that was such a wasted opportunity...

[Pockles]

The calibrations joke was funny for a while. It was referenced in LotSB. Now I'm sick of hearing about it.

How about we encourage Bioware to make some NEW jokes?

Modifié par Pockles, 21 octobre 2011 - 08:42 .

[CroGamer002]

Planet mining joke is a must.

[Dexi]

MY FAVORITE STORE.

[Village_Idiot]

capn233 wrote...

You mean "What do you call 300,000 Batarians blown up in a super nova?"

A good start?

I'll get my coat.

On topic, I'd like to see something related to the priiiiiiiiize at some point.

Modifié par Shadrach 88, 21 octobre 2011 - 09:28 .

[Arkitekt]

Jokes on how cool it is to battle without any kind of dress, let alone any armor (yes, I see you Jake!).

[XyleJKH]

I really hope they make a reference to shepards marketing and endorsement champaign on the citadel. If you did more than one shop. Maybe have all the shop keepers confront shepard

[RyuujinZERO]

 Kasumi herself lampshades *airquote* "reapers" in ME2

Modifié par RyuujinZERO, 21 octobre 2011 - 04:54 .

[mulder1199]

Terryballer wrote...

I should go

i would LOVE to have somebody interrupt shep and tell me this....

[JBONE27]

Blasto in Kahje. (reference to Shaft in Africa).
I can't believe you said that (in reference to some 'pithy' remark Shepard said in ME2).
But the Priiize.
A production of Pirates of Parag staring Mordin Solus.
Mordin Solus bio-vid.
"So, do you still dismiss this claim?"
Joker actually breaking his arm at something.
Joker and Edi arguing over the temperature in the cockpit.

[matt-bassist]

Turian Councillor looks up at a huge Reaper landing overhead.

Turian Councillor: "No! It can't be! Nooooo"
*Crushed by Reaper*

Shepard from the garage of the Normandy
Shepard: "'Reapers' mother ****er!"
*Shepard flips off the Turian Councillor*