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[superheteroman]

Seriously. Looks like it's going to happen!!!

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"George Lucas, the director behind "The Phantom Menace", and Michael Bay, a guy who likes explosions and dogs humping, bring you the new epic based on the hit game Dragon Age 2, not Origins because that game sucked(not enough explosions), Dragon Age: When Aliens Explode.

"When I played Origins I thought it was crap, 'cos it was jus' so damn boring! What's with all the people talking all the time, I wanna see some action! Dragon Age 2 did much better in this respect because it doesn't waste time with character development or story depth, it gives us all what we really want, People EXPLODING!" - Michael Bay

"Origins never really hit me emotionally when I played it. When Duncan died, why didn't he scream "No?!" It would've been much more obvious to the gamer that Duncan was angry, and I would've thought to myself "Yep, he didn't like that. Not one bit." That's how you emotionally involve someone, I mean, just watch my Star Wars movies, which are now on blu ray by the way for $60, because I know how to please my fans."   - George Lucas

Be sure to watch it when it comes to a cinema near you in 3D!!!![b]"

[John Epler]

I'm certain there is a universe, somewhere, where this is both witty and amusing. Do not let us slow your search for that universe, OP!