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[Pockles]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Done.

My life is complete.

Modifié par Pockles, 21 octobre 2011 - 08:07 .

[Dean_the_Young]

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Done.

My life is complete.

Can I have all your worldly possessions, then?

[Pockles]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...
Done.

My life is complete.

Can I have all your worldly possessions, then?

Only after I draw a warm bath and ingest a lethal cocktail of alcohol and painkillers.

[Bekkael]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Ieldra2 wrote...

Bekkael wrote...
You expected Asari reproduction to make sense?

This.

I hate the asari species concept for its pseudo-mystical crap. I wonder if asari need intelligence in their mates to reproduce. I mean if human DNA isn't too foreign, a cow would work, too, right?

I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest an alternative race just as plausible.

The Manari are a gender-neutral race of 7ft tall, husky mediterranean tanned, muscular and well-endowned anthropods who only happen to look like gods-among-men. But though they have male-gender words and concepts they have no concept of gender, and use their psychic powers to protect the rest of the galaxy as a sort of chivalrous knights and samurai (who can never be bothered to wear anything that would hide those washboard abs).

They have the special racial ability to mate with any being of any other race or species, and impregnate their partner regardless of species, gender, or any lack of skin contact. After 9 monthes, the child will always come out as Manari. But since they aren't male, having only one gender, this totally isn't a gay m-preg species.

The Manari, who live up to a thousand years and only get more toned and fit as time goes by, are the largely selfless, noble minded warrior-philosophers of the galaxy who bestow both their wisdom and their protection on the other species, all of whom find Manari attractive.

^^^I support this. Why should guys get all the hawt fan service, eh? Women are just as capable of being perverted, drooling lechers and that should really be acknowledged. Equality for all.

[Dean_the_Young]

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...
Done.

My life is complete.

Can I have all your worldly possessions, then?

Only after I draw a warm bath and ingest a lethal cocktail of alcohol and painkillers.

Will that take long?

[Pockles]

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...
Done.

My life is complete.

Can I have all your worldly possessions, then?

Only after I draw a warm bath and ingest a lethal cocktail of alcohol and painkillers.

Will that take long?

It may be irrelevant. How long would it take you to reach central Indiana?

[General User]

Bekkael wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Ieldra2 wrote...

Bekkael wrote...
You expected Asari reproduction to make sense?

This.

I hate the asari species concept for its pseudo-mystical crap. I wonder if asari need intelligence in their mates to reproduce. I mean if human DNA isn't too foreign, a cow would work, too, right?

I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest an alternative race just as plausible.

The Manari are a gender-neutral race of 7ft tall, husky mediterranean tanned, muscular and well-endowned anthropods who only happen to look like gods-among-men. But though they have male-gender words and concepts they have no concept of gender, and use their psychic powers to protect the rest of the galaxy as a sort of chivalrous knights and samurai (who can never be bothered to wear anything that would hide those washboard abs).

They have the special racial ability to mate with any being of any other race or species, and impregnate their partner regardless of species, gender, or any lack of skin contact. After 9 monthes, the child will always come out as Manari. But since they aren't male, having only one gender, this totally isn't a gay m-preg species.

The Manari, who live up to a thousand years and only get more toned and fit as time goes by, are the largely selfless, noble minded warrior-philosophers of the galaxy who bestow both their wisdom and their protection on the other species, all of whom find Manari attractive.

^^^I support this. Why should guys get all the hawt fan service, eh? Women are just as capable of being perverted, drooling lechers and that should really be acknowledged. Equality for all.

Three cheers for the Lowest Common Demoniator!

LCD!
LCD!
LCD!

[Dean_the_Young]

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Pockles wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...
Done.

My life is complete.

Can I have all your worldly possessions, then?

Only after I draw a warm bath and ingest a lethal cocktail of alcohol and painkillers.

Will that take long?

It may be irrelevant. How long would it take you to reach central Indiana?

Already there.

[Bekkael]

General User wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Dean_the_Young wrote...

Ieldra2 wrote...

Bekkael wrote...
You expected Asari reproduction to make sense?

This.

I hate the asari species concept for its pseudo-mystical crap. I wonder if asari need intelligence in their mates to reproduce. I mean if human DNA isn't too foreign, a cow would work, too, right?

I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest an alternative race just as plausible.

The Manari are a gender-neutral race of 7ft tall, husky mediterranean tanned, muscular and well-endowned anthropods who only happen to look like gods-among-men. But though they have male-gender words and concepts they have no concept of gender, and use their psychic powers to protect the rest of the galaxy as a sort of chivalrous knights and samurai (who can never be bothered to wear anything that would hide those washboard abs).

They have the special racial ability to mate with any being of any other race or species, and impregnate their partner regardless of species, gender, or any lack of skin contact. After 9 monthes, the child will always come out as Manari. But since they aren't male, having only one gender, this totally isn't a gay m-preg species.

The Manari, who live up to a thousand years and only get more toned and fit as time goes by, are the largely selfless, noble minded warrior-philosophers of the galaxy who bestow both their wisdom and their protection on the other species, all of whom find Manari attractive.

^^^I support this. Why should guys get all the hawt fan service, eh? Women are just as capable of being perverted, drooling lechers and that should really be acknowledged. Equality for all.

Three cheers for the Lowest Common Demoniator!

LCD!
LCD!
LCD!

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

[General User]

Bekkael wrote...
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em?

Don't sell yourself short.  You can beat 'em. 

I'm one of 'em.  Trust me, we're not that great.

Modifié par General User, 21 octobre 2011 - 08:43 .

[D.Kain]

Manari reproduction sounds awful. It's like a parasite that can be put inside any organism to grow. =D
Other than that, a good concept. But if the baby of a Manari is always a Manari and a baby of the Asari is always an Asari, what is a baby of an Asari and Manari?

[SandTrout]

D.Kain wrote...

Manari reproduction sounds awful. It's like a parasite that can be put inside any organism to grow. =D
Other than that, a good concept. But if the baby of a Manari is always a Manari and a baby of the Asari is always an Asari, what is a baby of an Asari and Manari?

The Asari explodes from too much awesome.

[capn233]

The product of a Mansari and an Asari would be a Titan.

[CptBomBom00]

Could be possible for Shepard and Liara to have male Asari?
just asking.

[Brian Orcus]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Could be possible for Shepard and Liara to have male Asari?
just asking.

That's pretty basic. No. There are no male asari.

[DiebytheSword]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Could be possible for Shepard and Liara to have male Asari?
just asking.

That's like a paragon version of trying to romance Morinth.  Shep's will overcomes the Asari and produces a Brosari.

Embrace Testostorone!

[tonnactus]

Brian Orcus wrote...

That doesn't make since. You don't need outside influence to randomize something.

Exactly. There has to be some kind of information transfer,or purebloods wont have a greater chance to bear ardat yakshi then those with alien partners.

[CptBomBom00]

DiebytheSword wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Could be possible for Shepard and Liara to have male Asari?
just asking.

That's like a paragon version of trying to romance Morinth.  Shep's will overcomes the Asari and produces a Brosari.

Embrace Testostorone!

But if that would happen at the end of ME3 if your Paragon a new Begining for universe, but the baby would have hair insted that skin fringe.
And really blue eyes and those withe ball thing in oour eyes would be blue too.

[SandTrout]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

But if that would happen at the end of ME3 if your Paragon a new Begining for universe, but the baby would have hair insted that skin fringe.
And really blue eyes and those withe ball thing in oour eyes would be blue too.

What is this, I don't even...

[D.Kain]

I always wanted cerberus to make humans into natural biotics with the ability to embrace eternity.

Modifié par D.Kain, 21 octobre 2011 - 10:02 .

[Bekkael]

SandTrout wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

But if that would happen at the end of ME3 if your Paragon a new Begining for universe, but the baby would have hair insted that skin fringe.
And really blue eyes and those withe ball thing in oour eyes would be blue too.

What is this, I don't even...

Even my advanced ability to understand and interpret most forms of gibberish has failed...

[D.Kain]

Bekkael wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

But if that would happen at the end of ME3 if your Paragon a new Begining for universe, but the baby would have hair insted that skin fringe.
And really blue eyes and those withe ball thing in oour eyes would be blue too.

What is this, I don't even...

Even my advanced ability to understand and interpret most forms of gibberish has failed...

Oh come on! The person said that the child of Shepard and Morinth will have hair instead of fringe, will be male and will have blue eyes like the sun at the end of ME2 Paragon play through, because he played a paragon.

[SandTrout]

D.Kain wrote...

Oh come on! The person said that the child of Shepard and Morinth will have hair instead of fringe, will be male and will have blue eyes like the sun at the end of ME2 Paragon play through, because he played a paragon.

Somehow I'm not surprised that you were the one able to interpret that...

Anyways that still a terrible idea. I like my internal consistancy.

[SandTrout]

The PLC wrote...

So this is a terrible idea too? What is NOT terrible to you? Wow....

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