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Brian Orcus wrote...

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Asari have a patch of little cilia-like tentacles above their vaginae instead of pubic hair.

True story.

Reminds me of one of Duke Nukem's quotes.

"Hell, I'd still hit it!"


I'm sure that's true. I doubt many men find female genitalia aesthetically pleasing in appearance, but are rather more interested in the results of direct interaction. :whistle:

And you'd be wrong.


Ah. One of the enlightened ones. Good for you.

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Sgt Stryker wrote...

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That doesn't make since. You don't need outside influence to randomize something.


Says who?


Says ice that turn from a solid block to a puddle. Granted the same thing could happen faster with the aid of a hammer, but does that mean the father's DNA acts as a hammer?

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@Xeranx If your saying that my version is like yours then don't worry about copyrights.

@Bekkale Are you saying that I'm wrong about you being wrong or that you approve of my appreciation of vaginal appearance?

::EDIT:: Did I really just say "appreciation of vaginal appearance"? Wow!

Modifié par Brian Orcus, 21 octobre 2011 - 12:57 .


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When I tried to find a logical understanding of Asari reproduction, I only ended up causing brain-pain.
This seems as logical an explanation as any. Best not think too hard on it, I figure.

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Brian Orcus wrote...

Sgt Stryker wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

That doesn't make since. You don't need outside influence to randomize something.


Says who?


Says ice that turn from a solid block to a puddle. Granted the same thing could happen faster with the aid of a hammer, but does that mean the father's DNA acts as a hammer?


Only under certain circumstances. Besides, I'm not convinced that comparing organic reproduction with a decidedly inorganic process is a very valid analogy.

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Given that both the Asari, and Rachni practice parthenogenesis, it just gievs us good reason to tell them to go f**k themselves.  B)

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Brian Orcus wrote...

@Bekkale Are you saying that I'm wrong about you being wrong or that you approve of my appreciation of vaginal appearance?

::EDIT:: Did I really just say "appreciation of vaginal appearance"? Wow!


LOL, the BSN will have you typing all sorts of things you never intended!

I approve of your approval for things that it makes me happy for males to approve. I'm happy to be wrong in your case. :P

EDIT: @Bogsnot1 You made me spit my coffee with that one! Well done.

Modifié par Bekkael, 21 octobre 2011 - 01:10 .


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Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

AwesomeEffect2 wrote...

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

Asari have a patch of little cilia-like tentacles above their vaginae instead of pubic hair.

True story.

Reminds me of one of Duke Nukem's quotes.

"Hell, I'd still hit it!"


I'm sure that's true. I doubt many men find female genitalia aesthetically pleasing in appearance, but are rather more interested in the results of direct interaction. :whistle:

And you'd be wrong.


Ah. One of the enlightened ones. Good for you.


Enlightened? 

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Hathur wrote...

When I tried to find a logical understanding of Asari reproduction, I only ended up causing brain-pain.
This seems as logical an explanation as any. Best not think too hard on it, I figure.


Lol. And there are people that want explain magic in worlds like Warhammer.

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@D.Kain Bekkael is saying that most men should have a tattoo on their above their crotch of a word bubble that reads "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!" And that I'm slightly higher on the food chain for not being that way.

Modifié par Brian Orcus, 21 octobre 2011 - 01:37 .


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D.Kain wrote...

Enlightened? 



Come now, you don't really need me to extrapolate further on this, do you?

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Brian Orcus wrote...

@D.Kain Bekkael is saying that most men should have a tattoo on their above their crotch of a word bubble that reads "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!" And that I'm slightly higher on the food chain for not being that way.


As long as you realize that most of what I post is with my tongue lodged firmly in my cheek.  :innocent:

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Bekkael wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Enlightened? 


Come now, you don't really need me to extrapolate further on this, do you?


That was just a very strange phrase to use imo. lol

I think that it can look good and it can look bad like any other body part. 

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Well that sounds painful and awkward.

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Brian Orcus wrote...

@D.Kain Bekkael is saying that most men should have a tattoo on their above their crotch of a word bubble that reads "LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!" And that I'm slightly higher on the food chain for not being that way.


Higher on the FOOD chain?? :lol:

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I like where this thread is going.:innocent:

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Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


To talk about other species reproduction one must fully comprehend it's own. lol

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Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


Down in a ball of flames? We've been off topic for most of this page.

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D.Kain wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


To talk about other species reproduction one must fully comprehend it's own. lol


A very enlightened point of view. :P

Understanding arrives from dedicated study and diligent application, grasshopper.

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D.Kain wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


To talk about other species reproduction one must fully comprehend it's own. lol

Confucius say: knowing oneself is the only way to enlightenment.Image IPB

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Brian Orcus wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


Down in a ball of flames? We've been off topic for most of this page.

Lololol.Image IPB

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Brian Orcus wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


Down in a ball of flames? We've been off topic for most of this page.


Alrighty then, here's a question: Do Asari carry young and give birth the same as human females, or do they lay eggs and watch them grow (ala John Carter of Mars)? Or is there some other method? There seems to be little explanation of such things in-game.

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Bekkael wrote...

Alrighty then, here's a question: Do Asari carry young and give birth the same as human females, or do they lay eggs and watch them grow (ala John Carter of Mars)? Or is there some other method? There seems to be little explanation of such things in-game.


If asari lay eggs they are perfect... Well almost, I think 2 sexes are still better then one. lol

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Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


Down in a ball of flames? We've been off topic for most of this page.


Alrighty then, here's a question: Do Asari carry young and give birth the same as human females, or do they lay eggs and watch them grow (ala John Carter of Mars)? Or is there some other method? There seems to be little explanation of such things in-game.

Not to be an ass, but I don't think anyone thinks about this that much.Image IPB

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Neurotics wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Neurotics wrote...

I like where this thread is going.:innocent:


Down in a ball of flames? We've been off topic for most of this page.


Alrighty then, here's a question: Do Asari carry young and give birth the same as human females, or do they lay eggs and watch them grow (ala John Carter of Mars)? Or is there some other method? There seems to be little explanation of such things in-game.

Not to be an ass, but I don't think anyone thinks about this that much.Image IPB


I do. lol