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[Bekkael]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...
 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

Males arent evolved to take a penis either, but it happens.

I think you're going for a record as to how many times you can make me spit a beverage in one day.

Bogsnot1 wrote...

"I like the way you think" sounds like a post-coital compliment to an Asari.

You can have all my internets, serah. You've earned them.

Modifié par Bekkael, 21 octobre 2011 - 03:11 .

[D.Kain]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...
 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

Males arent evolved to take a penis either, but it happens.

Actually that makes them feel their penis from the inside ( prostate ). Soo, asari wouldn't like that, because they don't have a penis.

[The Hierophant]

D.Kain wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

I'm going to venture a guess that the writers never got that far into explanations and mechanics when imagining the Asari as a race.

Your saying that programmers didn't spend as much time as they could have contemplating a world of blue lesbians? Forgive my doubt.

Do I think they gave it much thought beyond: "Blue space babes will be effin' hawt! Especially if they can have mind secks!!!"

*shrug* Not really, no.

The most ssad thing is that most asari do indeed act feminine. It would be more interesting if some of them were 
very masculine and buff.

You mean like this?

[Bekkael]

Gah! Kill it with fire. D:

[D.Kain]

The Hierophant wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

I'm going to venture a guess that the writers never got that far into explanations and mechanics when imagining the Asari as a race.

Your saying that programmers didn't spend as much time as they could have contemplating a world of blue lesbians? Forgive my doubt.

Do I think they gave it much thought beyond: "Blue space babes will be effin' hawt! Especially if they can have mind secks!!!"

*shrug* Not really, no.

The most ssad thing is that most asari do indeed act feminine. It would be more interesting if some of them were 
very masculine and buff.

You mean like this?

Maybe this too, if very rare. Not a lot of males have this much muscle?

[D.Kain]

Bekkael wrote...

Gah! Kill it with fire. D:

I will agree with you here. But only because a guy with the same amount of muscle looks as bad. 

[The Hierophant]

D.Kain wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...

 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

I'm going to venture a guess that the writers never got that far into explanations and mechanics when imagining the Asari as a race.

Your saying that programmers didn't spend as much time as they could have contemplating a world of blue lesbians? Forgive my doubt.

Do I think they gave it much thought beyond: "Blue space babes will be effin' hawt! Especially if they can have mind secks!!!"

*shrug* Not really, no.

The most ssad thing is that most asari do indeed act feminine. It would be more interesting if some of them were 
very masculine and buff.

You mean like this?

Maybe this too, if very rare. Not a lot of males have this much muscle?

I don't know exactly but this pic just....

[Hathur]

Bekkael wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Brian Orcus wrote...
 Asari evolved in a world without penis, so how are they able to take them?

Males arent evolved to take a penis either, but it happens.

I think you're going for a record as to how many times you can make me spit a beverage in one day.  

Yep, at the rate Boggy goes he's going to owe me a new monitor soon.

..... and the first time I saw his new avatar I almost needed some new undies too 

Gonna have to call out the special forces to put him down if this keeps up...

Modifié par Hathur, 21 octobre 2011 - 03:17 .

[D.Kain]

The Hierophant wrote...

I don't know exactly but this pic just....

Yes, but it's because too much muscle doesn't look good. I was talking about asari being more masculine, since they shouldn't have gender norms. They would probably be better off acting more random.

[Bekkael]

D.Kain wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Gah! Kill it with fire. D:

I will agree with you here. But only because a guy with the same amount of muscle looks as bad. 

Absolutely. I think it looks ghastly, regardless of gender. What ever happened to strong men that just looked normal?

Perhaps like this?

[Hathur]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Hathur wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

Given that Asari have navels, I'd go with the live birth.

Quiet, you! Back in your hole, vile beast! 

Everyone knows those navels are only there because Bioware artists were too lazy to photoshop it out of the human skin texture which was just painted blue for Asari 

Vile beast? Moi?
If I were a vile beast, I would suggest that the indentations on their stomachs were due to randy teenagers not knowing exactly where to stick it.
But nooo, I come up with a perfectly rational, and gentlemanly explanation, for which I get called a beast *sobs* 

*runs crying to his room and slams the door*

OMG, that made me blush rather badly. :blush:

Bad Boggy! Bad! *wacks with newspaper*  Get your mind out of the gutter! *wack*

[Randy1012]

The asari are the worst aliens in Mass Effect. At least BioWare put some thought into the turians, salarians, krogan, etc. With the asari it's like they just said "Okay, they're sexy blue alien women who are awesome at everything!" and then moved on to the next species.

[The Hierophant]

D.Kain wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

I don't know exactly but this pic just....

Yes, but it's because too much muscle doesn't look good. I was talking about asari being more masculine, since they shouldn't have gender norms. They would probably be better off acting more random.

The devs could probably broaden an asari's shoulders, add an inch or two to the chin, increase height by a few inches, and add a baritone voice.

[Bekkael]

@Hathur, you are the goddess of kitten pics. Every one I have seen you post today makes me go: "Awwww."

[D.Kain]

Bekkael wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

Gah! Kill it with fire. D:

I will agree with you here. But only because a guy with the same amount of muscle looks as bad. 

Absolutely. I think it looks ghastly, regardless of gender. What ever happened to strong men that just looked normal?

Perhaps like this?

I myself like this more: 

[D.Kain]

The Hierophant wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

I don't know exactly but this pic just....

Yes, but it's because too much muscle doesn't look good. I was talking about asari being more masculine, since they shouldn't have gender norms. They would probably be better off acting more random.

The devs could probably broaden an asari's shoulders, add an inch or two to the chin, increase height by a few inches, and add a baritone voice.

It's not so much about their appearence as much as it is about their behaviour. Acting more tough maybe, Vasir was nice for example, we just need more. 

[Bekkael]

D.Kain wrote...


I myself like this more:
*pic snip*

Something more androgynous then?

[Hathur]

^ Body fat % way too low. That's fine for a few days, a few weeks... unhealthy otherwise for a guy to be like that in his day to day.

Will heal slower if injured too. A thin layer of body fat over muscle mass is required for ideal health.

I'm a cyclist and I wouldn't dare run that cut for longer than week... though females & males are of course different, I believe even men need some body fat over their muscle to maintain proper health.

Modifié par Hathur, 21 octobre 2011 - 03:29 .

[D.Kain]

Bekkael wrote...

D.Kain wrote...


I myself like this more:
*pic snip*

Something more androgynous then?

Yeah. And I like it more for both. This looks awesome too: 
 :happy:

[Hathur]

^ again. She's cut like the guy. Fine for a few days.. a week. Impossible to maintain as daily standard without getting very sick (take it from someone who did).

edit: though in hindsight I realize I'm arguging for something to appear believable where it doesn't matter if it is believable.. so nevermind 

Modifié par Hathur, 21 octobre 2011 - 03:35 .

[The Hierophant]

D.Kain wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

I don't know exactly but this pic just....

Yes, but it's because too much muscle doesn't look good. I was talking about asari being more masculine, since they shouldn't have gender norms. They would probably be better off acting more random.

The devs could probably broaden an asari's shoulders, add an inch or two to the chin, increase height by a few inches, and add a baritone voice.

It's not so much about their appearence as much as it is about their behaviour. Acting more tough maybe, Vasir was nice for example, we just need more. 

Then you mean like the Boss (MGS).

[D.Kain]

Hathur wrote...

^ again. She's cut like the guy. Fine for a few days.. a week. Impossible to maintain as daily standard without getting very sick (take it from someone who did).

Don't know I just like no fat. Muscles are awesome on the other hand. I don't think it's very bad if you eat healthy and don't starve.

[D.Kain]

@Hierophant sure why not. The more variety the batter.

[1136342t54_]

The Hierophant wrote...
Then you mean like the Boss (MGS).

Shepard is a genetic descendant from the Boss obviously 

[Bekkael]

Hathur wrote...

^ again. She's cut like the guy. Fine for a few days.. a week. Impossible to maintain as daily standard without getting very sick (take it from someone who did).

Also, from a reproductive point of view, too little body fat can often cause a female to be unable to conceive. Some moderate amount of body fat is necessary to nurture young.