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#176
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Hathur wrote...
Sexy Beast? <shudder> Frankly I'm stunned that when your avatar was born the doctor didn't just scream "Oh gods! It's not done yet! Put it back in! Put it back in!"  :o .... or maybe he did try and that's why the face is all deformed :blink:

When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother in the mouth.

D'aaww @.. the cute kitty video. :wub: ...... but damn you for one-upping my own kitty! :pinched: 

There is only one viable response.... I fear it has come to this... but you asked for it..... ATTACK, my kittens of doom!

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I'll have to think hard to avoid these kitten of doom. For that, i'll need a cunning plan.
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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

I would rather die unloved and unmourned than submit to that decadent monster.


Ah, Suit yourself.. Once the other Eldar craftworlds realise that Slaanesh is not what they believe to be, and join our cause, even your God Emperor won't be able to deffend you.

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What the fck is going on in this thread?

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clopin wrote...

What the fck is going on in this thread?


That's how messed up the lore on asari reproduction is.

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Derailment is a mercy in this case.

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D.Kain wrote...

clopin wrote...

What the fck is going on in this thread?


That's how messed up the lore on asari reproduction is.

Convoluted doesn't begin to describe it.

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D.Kain wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

I would rather die unloved and unmourned than submit to that decadent monster.


Ah, Suit yourself.. Once the other Eldar craftworlds realise that Slaanesh is not what they believe to be, and join our cause, even your God Emperor won't be able to deffend you.

Yeah I think the good Space Elves are going to back me up on this one.

Slaanesh is bad news. Really bad news.

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Who wants to chat?

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clopin wrote...

What the fck is going on in this thread?


Understanding has given way to complete bafflement. Clearly, I do not speak the same language as the natives here.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Yeah I think the good Space Elves are going to back me up on this one.

Slaanesh is bad news. Really bad news.


Nah, I and some of my brothers and sisters come from Ulthwe, and surving Slaanesh is like nothing we ever dreamed of. Our psyhic abileties have gone beyond messure, our talents grow every day as does our passion for our loved ones. Even death will be an euphoric experience to look forward to. We welcome more Eldar into our ranks, Slaanesh was made for the better of all Eldar, and as soon as every craftworl realises that and comes back, we will rule over the galaxy once more.

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Who wants to chat?


Boo!

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Such is the way of demons to lie and deceive. The only way to avoid its influence is to destroy it!

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SandTrout wrote...

Such is the way of demons to lie and deceive. The only way to avoid its influence is to destroy it!

*prepares orbital strike*
Give the signal brother.

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SandTrout wrote...

Such is the way of demons to lie and deceive. The only way to avoid its influence is to destroy it!


The way of demons is cooperation. They will always keep their end of the deal as long as YOU do not want to outwit them and hold YOUR end of bargain. The deals can be quite beneficial for both and a healthy, happy partnership.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Such is the way of demons to lie and deceive. The only way to avoid its influence is to destroy it!

*prepares orbital strike*
Give the signal brother.


Another fleet? 

Retreat into the warp gates brothers and sisters!

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Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!

#192
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SandTrout wrote...

Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!

Fooooor the Emprah!!!!

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SandTrout wrote...

Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!


*Summons some demons from the warp to cover the escape*

We are still too few in numbers for an open battle.

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You cannot escape the Emperor's Justice forever, heretic.

#195
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SandTrout wrote...

You cannot escape the Emperor's Justice forever, heretic.


We are no heretics, we never surved your emperor in the first place. But one day there will be no need for escape.

#196
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D.Kain wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!


*Summons some demons from the warp to cover the escape*

We are still too few in numbers for an open battle.

Thunderhawks hit the pillars around the warp gate.
Their destruction will trap them here!

#197
D.Kain

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!


*Summons some demons from the warp to cover the escape*

We are still too few in numbers for an open battle.

Thunderhawks hit the pillars around the warp gate.
Their destruction will trap them here!


Bonesingers join in a glorious orchestra of chaos and the gate is back online. More demons come forth while the remaining eldar are are escaping.

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D.Kain wrote...

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

SandTrout wrote...

Quickly, before they escape! Strike from the skies, Brothers!


*Summons some demons from the warp to cover the escape*

We are still too few in numbers for an open battle.

Thunderhawks hit the pillars around the warp gate.
Their destruction will trap them here!


Bonesingers join in a glorious orchestra of chaos and the gate is back online. More demons come forth while the remaining eldar are are escaping.

And it's all explained with Mass effect feilds....

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dreman9999 wrote...

And it's all explained with Mass effect feilds....


Lol. Pretty much. 

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dreman9999 wrote...

And it's all explained with Mass effect feilds....

That does explain how we're going to defeat the Reapers. All we need to do is sacrifice 1000 biotics a day to fuel the Relaynomicon that alows safe travel throug the Warp which is filled with dark energy. Haestrom is the beginings of the Eye of Terror.

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