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[Leonia]

This thread is yet another reminder that Wrex is not a LI. I am now sad.

[Ravensword]

DiebytheSword wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Gents, it seems I have a bit of news; both good and bad. Actually, more like bad and worse news. Shall I relate this to you?

By all means good chap, when we laugh we laugh together, when we cry, we cry alone one time too often.  Share your fears with us good sir, and ill tidings that we may carry on with our day knowing full well that there is only up to go!   We shall eat crumpets and be merry afterward

*sips tea*

For what is a party without togetherness, and what is bad news without ears to set upon?

Well, if you say so, my good man. The bad news is that it would seem that those so called Reapers do indeed exist. What's more, they have arrived to the galaxy. Oh, heavens. This will not do! They will ruin the Archeduke Fortack's candlelight supper. The worse news? Oh, kind sir, I pray you are sitting in your comfortable chair, because what I'm about to say will shock you to the core: we seem to be out of tea.

[DiebytheSword]

When you first mentioned the imminent threat of more conflict, the Primal Krogan in me was slightly stirred, like those moments when I'm riding my wild shatha in the vorcha hunt, my trusty varren by my side. But then the silliest thing happened, I thought I heard you say that we ran out of tea.

*laughs nervously*

[Codyacsmith]

*faints*
*gets back up*

I'm sorry, but did I hear you say we're out of tea!?

Modifié par Codyacsmith, 27 octobre 2011 - 08:20 .

[Ravensword]

DiebytheSword wrote...

When you first mentioned the imminent threat of more conflict, the Primal Krogan in me was slightly stirred, like those moments when I'm riding my wild shatha in the vorcha hunt, my trusty varren by my side. But then the silliest thing happened, I thought I heard you say that we ran out of tea.

*laughs nervously*

Aye, 'tis true, good sirs. The truth be a bitter mistress.

Modifié par Ravensword, 27 octobre 2011 - 08:21 .

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leonia42 wrote...

This thread is yet another reminder that Wrex is not a LI. I am now sad.

As much as I agree with the pplz taking the ****** out of BioSocials wanting to romance everytTHING, I definitely want this kromance happening. I always felt closest to him in ME1 despite his peculiar lack of motivation, in ME2, well his greeting was by far the warmest. Eh, is there a Wrex LI group yet?

[Codyacsmith]

Quick send for more!

[DiebytheSword]

I see. Well then, there is always cigars and brandy.

*develops the shakes*

[MrFob]

Oh my, what jolly company.
The Illusive Gentleman (they also call him TIG) would like to ask like-minded fellows into the smokers room of Urdnot manor for pipes, cigars and cigarettes.

[Codyacsmith]

Alas, what of the crumpets, fellow?

To the smokers room for a jolly good time.

Modifié par Codyacsmith, 27 octobre 2011 - 08:28 .

[Ravensword]

Is he in possession of tea and clotted cream?

[Codyacsmith]

I should hope so! If not, we'll send the boy along to get more.

[Ravensword]

Marvelous. Then let us go to Urdnot Manor.

[DiebytheSword]

Well then, this gentleman would have words with the Tea service staff.  Said he's been waiting 50,000 years for a bloody good cup!

[CottonBALL]

[Ravensword]

DiebytheSword wrote...



Well then, this gentleman would have words with the Tea service staff.  Said he's been waiting 50,000 years for a bloody good cup!

50,000 years without a good cup of tea? Oh, how ghastly! Quickly, get the servants to fetch this man a cup of tea forthwith!

[Codyacsmith]

Alas the tea has arrived. *sips bucket-full*

[sorentoft]

CottonBALL wrote...

And the Asari called Miranda's outfit whorish.

[Eski.Moe]

It has come to my attention that the shape of the fair Asari dame's breasts are quite irregular! Sorry for the interruption, chaps, but I just had to intrude once this was brought to my attention!

[JoeLaTurkey]

Meanwhile, at House Vakarian...

[mostlylurker]

Sajuro wrote...

SimplyNeo wrote...

We can finally read my absolute favourite story.

Must make a trailer of this!

Good lord! Two million cups of tea in the first day. I predict another seven million by the end of the first week. What a smashing party.

[Aggie Punbot]

This thread both endears and vexes me. I fear I am in danger of suffering a bout of the reapers vapors. My stars.

[l7986]

This is the first thread on the internet that has brought tears to my eyes.

[Guanxi]

The only Krogan I can actually imagine hosting a tea party would be Mr. Thax.

[Aggie Punbot]

JoeLaTurkey wrote...

Oh tush and fie, you do humble me so.

...and it seems I'm a knight AND a Duke.

Count thy blessings, fair gentlefolk. Imagine the talk of society were you to be both a Duke and an Earl. Oh, how the commoners would twitter and flutter as they go about their lives.