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[BIGLEE337]

Marvelous, a very dedicated man is Borris, will he be join us on the hunting trip or will the repairs to your vessel be ongoing for considerable amount of time?

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 28 octobre 2011 - 07:54 .

[BIGLEE337]

Yes, yes, you seem to have him well trained unlike my hell of a hound Augustus!!!
*turns to the naughty varren*
Will you stop stealing food of the table, go and find a nice little pyjak to play with.
*Augustus runs off with glimmer of excitement in his eye*
I do hope the little devil doesn't course any more trouble.

[twisty77]

I say ol chaps, is Udina still threatening that dreadful tea tax? How about a nice mutant Thresher Maw on his doorstep in protest? Now where is my envirosuit...

[CBKeffer]

A tax on tea you say!?! How positively uncivilized!

[BIGLEE337]

twisty77 wrote...

I say ol chaps, is Udina still threatening that dreadful tea tax? How about a nice mutant Thresher Maw on his doorstep in protest? Now where is my envirosuit...

Tis a brilliant idea, but how do you propose we capture one alive?

[CBKeffer]

Why capture one of them when it would be much easier to simply get him here?

[twisty77]

It might be much easier to get him here, but I simply do not relish the idea of Mr. Udina at Wrex Manor. I find his disposition to be positively negative most of the time, and that is not the kind of attitude I think Mr. Wrex would find endearing. It would almost certainly result in a headbutt.

[BIGLEE337]

CBKeffer wrote...

Why capture one of them when it would be much easier to simply get him here?

You sir are a genius, once he is hear will shall ask him to accompany us on our hunting trip. When we find a mutant thresher maw we shall give him a fake copy of the one shot kill weapon I used yesterday and ask him to make the kill, while he lines up the shot we retreat to the saftey of Urdnot manor and watch his dimise from a distance.

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 28 octobre 2011 - 08:27 .

[LOLandStuff]

I say we pester Udina by ringing his doorbell and retreat behind a corner to watch.
And some fresh air, and a little exercise will do wonders to our health. Also, let's not forget Udina's reaction each time he answers the door and there is no one.

[twisty77]

Ah, that most splendid game I think that those Americans refer to as "Ding Dong Ditch". It provides for a jolly good time for those who choose to participate. I say we also pester Archduke Vakarian and Duchess Zero just for poops and giggles. Duchess Zero's reaction might be rather explosive, so we best keep our distance once we retreat.

[BIGLEE337]

Maybe we should inlist the help of Captain Anderson, as he has delt with Udina before.

[BIGLEE337]

Mr.X.Pen wrote...

I certiantly agree with you on that idea chap. However if we are consisdering going to the Citadel then I am afraid I cannot participate due to tight security.
Unless he prehaps has a house here?

Well old chap, Anderson infact is on holiday at the Urdnot Holiday Inn not but 10 minutes away from here, I am sure if we invite him to the manor he would gleefuly accept. I shall send an invitation now.

[BIGLEE337]

On a side note Mr X Pen, it appears that Augustus and Borris have become rather good friends.

[twisty77]

If I remember correctly, Urdnot Manor is on Tuchanka, while Mr. Udina's place of residence is on Bekenstein, right next door to Mr. Donovan Hock's estate, which now belongs to his nephew, seeing as Mr. Hock was killed in that most unfortunate gunship accident. While we are at it, we should enlist Ms. Goto to assist us in our most enjoyable game of Ding Dong Ditch.

[DoNotIngest]

Mm, I have devised a most devilish mechanism with the aid of some rather refined Collector associates. You see, I do believe we may summon a suitably sized Thresher Maw with the aid of that lovely Keystone, yes?

Therefore, I suggest we disarm one of those old YMIR mechs we seem to have laying around the place, and walk it in circles as the Thresher Maw arrives. Once the YMIR has been well and truly devoured, I recommend the use of the magnetized pad of a rather large mining ship to extract said now quite magnetic Threshing Beast into its cargo bay. May I presume you see where this train of thought is gallavanting, wot? Ho-ho, my.

Promptly, we have one of the coachmen pilot our little mining vessel to the Citadel. Though within all intergalactic speed legalities, most assuredly; Our dear Thresher Maw must work up an apetite before meeting our good Ambassador, does he not?

You see, we may then have one of those foppish Vorcha henchmen run off down the Citadel sewerway, and plant a mild earthquake device below said Ambassador's dwelling. Yes, yes, crude little toys, those, but they will produce the desired ends, a nice little rumble for our good Threshpet to follow.

And thusly, our good worm enjoys its new home in the tunnels of the Citadel sewers, as well as a congratulatory homewarming meal; Though, he may be a bit grissly. Unfortunate.


*puffs pipe, adjusts monacle*


Well, my good chaps. Shall we get to it?


*sips tea*

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 28 octobre 2011 - 08:56 .

[Arcadian Legend]

Ah, we are going on another hunt? Most excellent. But I thought our antics made all Threshers extinct? What, pray tell, are we hunting this time?

Modifié par DarkRiku7, 28 octobre 2011 - 08:57 .

[BIGLEE337]

I shall go and retrive YMIR mech at once good sir, this is going to be wonderful day I can just feel it. And while it is luring a mutant thresher maw I too wound like to attened the game of Ding Dong Ditch

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 28 octobre 2011 - 09:02 .

[The Love Runner]

DarkRiku7 wrote...

Ah, we are going on another hunt? Most excellent. But I thought our antics made all Threshers extinct? What, pray tell, are we hunting this time?

Councilor Udina for imposing a tea tax and tight security on shipments of tea.

[The Love Runner]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

I shall go and retrive YMIR mech at once good sir, this is going to be wonderful day I can just feel it.

Don't forget the Quarian fleet, my good sir...

[Arcadian Legend]

Ah, most excellent. I hear Miss Kasumi has a marvellous technique for Ding Dong Ditch involving the use of her cloaking device.