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[Ofcoursenot]

 Vega's a nice guy and all, but he's not quite friend material. It's not him, it's the squad. Things just aren't working out. I'd like to let him down easy, unfortunately he knows too much. I can't let him tell Zaeed what Grunt, Garrus, and myself did with his rifle (you know, the old, beat-up one that he won't let anyone touch?) last friday when we were on Noverian 'shrooms. Trust me, you don't want to know. Even if you're sick and have a lot of weird interests. It's disgusting. But, back on topic:

How can I put him down in a humane way? The easiest method I suppose would be to just leave him at the pound, and let them do it. But those lethal injections seem a little cruel.

I'm leaning towards either tricking him into boning Jack, leading to his death, or firing him at a Reaper using a Mass Accelerator, thus giving his death meaning and an effect on the war. The latter would make him happy, I think.


Any sugestions?

[spirosz]

Oh, you've played the game already? What's his history like?

[ReallyRue]

I think you should get over it and have rampant sex with him.

That will solve everything.

[Ofcoursenot]

ReallyRue wrote...

I think you should get over it and have rampant sex with him.

That will solve everything.

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

[Another_Golden_Dragon]

Simply don't use him in the squad after the prologue.

[shepskisaac]

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep heterosexual?

Modifié par IsaacShep, 26 octobre 2011 - 10:41 .

[Ofcoursenot]

jreezy wrote...

Just shoot him.

Ewwww, no way. I don't want to get blood all over the nice clean floors.

[General User]

Call him "New Guy" for weeks on end. Then, when he does something that would absolutely win your respect, call him by his name... but get it wrong.

Give him one "Good job, Joseph!", and he'll leave on his own.



Oh! WITHOUT upsetting him.  Nevermind.

Modifié par General User, 26 octobre 2011 - 10:46 .

[Ofcoursenot]

IsaacShep wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep is?

Yes.  All of them. Except for Femshep. She has no sexuality. Because she died in the suicide mission. And Garrus never got his Priiiiiize.

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

I imagine she still 'had' a sexuality though. Poor woman

[Ofcoursenot]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

I imagine she still 'had' a sexuality though. Poor woman

IDK, she was cold fish to pretty much everybody. 'cept Garrus. But she was a xenophobe.

[BatmanPWNS]

Make him litter then Samara kills him and you can totally blame her and probably kill her too.

[Ofcoursenot]

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Make him litter then Samara kills him and you can totally blame her and probably kill her too.

Too late. She's seeker food.

[BatmanPWNS]

Ofcoursenot wrote...

BatmanPWNS wrote...

Make him litter then Samara kills him and you can totally blame her and probably kill her too.

Too late. She's seeker food.

Well then your screwed.

[Ofcoursenot]

Montezuma IV wrote...

Kill yourself and end it all?

Nah.

[FoxHound109]

Ofcoursenot wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep is?

Yes.  All of them. Except for Femshep. She has no sexuality. Because she died in the suicide mission. And Garrus never got his Priiiiiize.

Just loudly say "NO ******!" after your Shepard sleeps with Vega and it won't technically count.

[Ofcoursenot]

FoxHound109 wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep is?

Yes.  All of them. Except for Femshep. She has no sexuality. Because she died in the suicide mission. And Garrus never got his Priiiiiize.

Just loudly say "NO ******!" after your Shepard sleeps with Vega and it won't technically count.

Pffft, please.

[Ofcoursenot]

franciscoamell wrote...

Why don't you get to know him first? He might surprise you.
And that disgusting thing about the rifle with two guys seem like something gay.

Oh no it was entirely not sex-related. We just took the gun and pissed on it. It started smoking, so we cooled it in some nice clean Klixen vomit. After that, we sharted violently onto it and dipped it in a vat of zesty Volus blood. Then Thane touched it, completing the process of impurification.

[Drinking Shepard]

FoxHound109 wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep is?

Yes.  All of them. Except for Femshep. She has no sexuality. Because she died in the suicide mission. And Garrus never got his Priiiiiize.

Just loudly say "NO ******!" after your Shepard sleeps with Vega and it won't technically count.

I wanna see

[FoxHound109]

Ofcoursenot wrote...

FoxHound109 wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

See, I'm heterosexual, so that wouldn't work.

But is your Shep is?

Yes.  All of them. Except for Femshep. She has no sexuality. Because she died in the suicide mission. And Garrus never got his Priiiiiize.

Just loudly say "NO ******!" after your Shepard sleeps with Vega and it won't technically count.

Pffft, please.

TRU FAX, TRU FAX! It always works! I've avoided being homosexual for nearly ten years like that! 

[Former_Fiend]

I'd suggest a knife to the kidneys. Boring but it gets the job done.