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#251
RagingCyclone

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Dear Bioware,

I hate your guts. I hate the ME series with a passion. I mean they are such deplorable games. Shephard is such a boring character. And then there is Origins. I truly hate this game. I hate my warden and all of the companions...well truly I love Wynne. But the worst was Leliana. I hated her with a passion. And the romance my warden had with her was pathetic. And don't get me started on the story of Origins. It was boring and short and I just couldn't bring myself to play that game 15 times. It was truly a work of idiocy that was mind numbing. And then DA2 came out. I've played it 6 times and only hated two of the playthroughs. While I would really like to hate this game...I can't. I would truly like to love it...I can't. I mean I loved the combat and the paratrooping enemies. I hated the details in the graphics. I hated a lot of the story elements, but I loved the way a lot of it tied together. The companions? I hate Varric with a passion. He has no sense of humor, and that crossbow of his...just ugh. The others were ok...I guess, But while I loved other characters like Orsino I hated the Arishok. But then the dlc's came out. You morons. Those were the worst. I hate both of them. I loved the reused areas in DA2 and you took them away. And the details in Legacy and MotA were horrendous. I mean did you really have to expand the lore so much? I was totally bored and cannot believe I played them both multiple times...I must be insane.

So in closing Bioware I hate your guts and hope you die. May that horrible romance with Leliana never return for my warden (who I would love to see again). And while Hawke is ok, I really hate the idea of a new protagonist in any future games. And may Shepherd rot and never return; I love that his story will be over with the release of ME3.

Ungraciously,
SereneHawkeye

Modifié par RagingCyclone, 31 octobre 2011 - 05:52 .


#252
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This game sickens me! The unique looks of all my companions make them much more remember able then any of my former companions! This is unacceptable! Unique homes for them as well? You know I like to get my character development in one area with all my companions at arm's length! What's this? DLC that adds wonderful amounts of story and unique variation from the original game? Blasphemy, I want more of the same!

Combat that was improved? What happened to nostalgia, where's my shield bash that knocks those Darkspawn on their butts. And about that, ARTISTIC DESIGNS? I WANT ALL MY NPCS TO NOT HAVE A UNIQUE LOOK. I like having Generic Blood Mage 11 be reborn as Generic Antivan Crow 1-23 !

What is this? You're listening to my opinions? What's wrong with you! The best games are only made by never adhering to customer complaints and if you have to, consider them complete idiots and go against their wishes 120%! That's 20 percent more awesome!

#253
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Bioware, why did you remove the ability for me to speak with my companions at any time in DA2?! Why make it a quest? This is extremely immersion breaking for me (and everyone else that plays RPGs). In a real RPG (DAO), I should be able to click on a companion ANYTIME, ANYWHERE and initiate conversation. I'm not stupid, I know that 90% of the time, my companion will have nothing new to say but I spent all my hard earned money on this game!

I'm extremely disappointed in the company Bioware has become. I've been playing your games since Pacman, Donkey Kong, Pole Position, Missile Command, Centipede, and Defender. These were true RPGs. You all have sold your souls just to make your games appeal to a larger, more modern audience.

Well enough is enough. I will never bi another Buyoware game again. You guys better get your resumes together because when I speak, I speak ... FOR THE ENTIRE GAMING COMMUNITY.

#254
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I hate you Bioware. You made DAO, you are guilty of making a masterpiece of RPG that caught me like a hurrican. I felt in love with Morrigan, Leliana, Alistair was driving me made with his naive behaviour, still i loved him like a brother, Sten, if i have had the possibility to smash a mace on your head, i would have done that and now im missing you like mad.
Bioware i hate you, you were responsible for my 10+ playthroughs in Origins, i blame you for all my precious time that i have could use otherwise than just playing Origins.
And then, as i thought "finally, i have explored every bit of DAO + Awakening" you made DA2. No, please not again, i wanted to be free, please no more such addictive RPG. 
And my dreams came true, i Love You Bioware, thank you very much for the repetitive caves and mansion. I explored it in no time. Thank you for railroading the story and taking away all decisions, it was like a fresh breeze of air. It took me only 2 playthrough to see all of the game. Thank you, you gave me my freedom back.

Baci e Abbracci from Italy

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Night Prowler76 wrote...

Stanley, do you not think it is somewhat being a hypocritical leaving this thread open, Im sure you guys are enjoying the admiration from the  people who actually liked the game on here, and took it upon themselves to make a childish spam thread. This thread is just spam, please remove it so real discussions can take place and these iq dropping threads wont be on the first page.


Yeah Bioware, how dare you let us say nice things about this game! Shame on you!

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I think some people missed the point of this thread. :huh: 

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Night Prowler76

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PresidentCowboy wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

Stanley, do you not think it is somewhat being a hypocritical leaving this thread open, Im sure you guys are enjoying the admiration from the  people who actually liked the game on here, and took it upon themselves to make a childish spam thread. This thread is just spam, please remove it so real discussions can take place and these iq dropping threads wont be on the first page.


Yeah Bioware, how dare you let us say nice things about this game! Shame on you!


I guess you forgot the other part of my posts that said there are other threads for praise and criticism of the game, and this one is just extra forum spam, perhaps you fell victim to that pesky IQ drop that I meantioned earlier.  It is not relevant whether this thread is about admiration or criticism, I guess you missed the point.

Modifié par Night Prowler76, 31 octobre 2011 - 05:44 .


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blaidfiste wrote...

I will never bi another Buyoware game again 




This made me think of DA2... And I lol'd.

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Stanley Woo wrote...

 I've heard that the more copies you pre-order, the faster the game comes out. :)


Really?? :o:O So, if I order a hundred more copies of Mass Effect 3, for instance, I can get the game by December 31st of this year? That's my anniversary, and I'm pretty sure my husband would be thrilled for me to completely ignore him so I can get back to my game buddies and ME1 romance.  :innocent: Awesome. 

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Night Prowler76 wrote...

PresidentCowboy wrote...

Night Prowler76 wrote...

Stanley, do you not think it is somewhat being a hypocritical leaving this thread open, Im sure you guys are enjoying the admiration from the  people who actually liked the game on here, and took it upon themselves to make a childish spam thread. This thread is just spam, please remove it so real discussions can take place and these iq dropping threads wont be on the first page.


Yeah Bioware, how dare you let us say nice things about this game! Shame on you!


I guess you forgot the other part of my posts that said there are other threads for praise and criticism of the game, and this one is just extra forum spam, perhaps you fell victim to that pesky IQ drop that I meantioned earlier.  It is not relevant whether this thread is about admiration or criticism, I guess you missed the point.


No I think you just can't handle people not bashing the game mercilessly :innocent:

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:ph34r:[inappropriate comments removed]:ph34r:

Back on topic I Hate you Bioware for not including a Pink Monkeybottom Flapping In The Wind I hereby demand one for DA3

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 octobre 2011 - 11:07 .


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Night Prowler76

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jbrand2002uk wrote...

Well my Dear dear Dragoonlords as a person who thinks DAO is the height of perfection you are entirely deserving of that ridicule, now go sulk in a corner and quit being sore because some people enjoy a game you dont.

This is a fun thread so stop ruining it with your Drama queen Ego.

Back on topic I Hate you Bioware for not including a Pink Monkeybottom Flapping In The Wind I hereby demand one for DA3


This thread is really useful, its posts like this that make the forums worthwhile...

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:ph34r:[off-topic post removed]:ph34r:

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 octobre 2011 - 11:06 .


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:ph34r:[unnecessarily hostile post removed]:ph34r:

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 octobre 2011 - 11:06 .


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Somebody's been drinking... :D

In any case, if you don't like what someone has to say, just chat it out in a PM. That way, the forum can continue to have its fun without being locked by a Mod. OK? Dang, I had no idea being nice was so hard. I usually just stick to sarcasm.:innocent:

Modifié par soccerchick, 31 octobre 2011 - 07:27 .


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Bekkael wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

 I've heard that the more copies you pre-order, the faster the game comes out. :)


Really?? :o:O So, if I order a hundred more copies of Mass Effect 3, for instance, I can get the game by December 31st of this year? That's my anniversary, and I'm pretty sure my husband would be thrilled for me to completely ignore him so I can get back to my game buddies and ME1 romance.  :innocent: Awesome. 


LMAO.

Bekkael, you have got to get your priorities straight.  Raphael Sbarge is waiting for you!Posted Image

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Hmm. I get the feeling that some of the DA2 critics are getting personal in attempt start a flame war to have this thread shut down. Perhaps the mods are keeping it open out of spite.

I hate you, Bioware, for not allowing these poor people to vent their frustrations.

Oops, wait a second. By keeping this thread open, I guess you did.

I hate you, Bioware, for making me correct myself like that. But I especially hate you for not having your own site's spell-checker recognize the correct spelling of your company's name. Bioware. See? That damn wavy line showed up again. Damn you.

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DrFumb1ezX

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Abispa wrote...

Hmm. I get the feeling that some of the DA2 critics are getting personal in attempt start a flame war to have this thread shut down. Perhaps the mods are keeping it open out of spite.

I hate you, Bioware, for not allowing these poor people to vent their frustrations.

Oops, wait a second. By keeping this thread open, I guess you did.

I hate you, Bioware, for making me correct myself like that. But I especially hate you for not having your own site's spell-checker recognize the correct spelling of your company's name. Bioware. See? That damn wavy line showed up again. Damn you.


W isn't a letter!? I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!:pinched:
I knew Bioware was trying to lie to me! They think, "Oh sure, let's put an upside down M in order to confuse them! That way, they'll think we must have some magical powers at work here!" I'm on to you, you sneaky basterds!:ph34r:

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Reno_Tarshil wrote...

Yuqi wrote...

*to get back on topic as it were*

Dear Bioware

How dare you listen to the positive feedback hidden amongst piles of steaming Sukamon.


OMG Digimon reference, here's a cookie.


You deserve the cookie for spotting it so quick :wizard:

Dear Bioware

For the love of cake,  how can you stomach the sheer atrocity  that is  Anders! How dare you make a character I hate so much and enjoy stabbing at the end of the game! How blind drunk were you, in making  such  a great quest like The Long Road.

Modifié par Yuqi, 31 octobre 2011 - 09:21 .


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:ph34r:[inappropriate comments removed]:ph34r:

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 31 octobre 2011 - 11:08 .


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Yuqi wrote...
Dear Bioware

For the love of cake,  how can you stomach the sheer atrocity  that is  Anders! How dare you make a character I hate so much and enjoy stabbing at the end of the game! How blind drunk were you, in making  such  a great quest like The Long Road.

It was Open Bar Day at the office and a whole bunch of us kinda let the celebration get out of hand. The next thing we knew, we had created many new characters and put them in the game. The last time this happened, Baldur's Gate II was created. :)

#272
RagingCyclone

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@ Stanley Woo--was tequila involved? Because I hate tequila.

SereneHawkeye

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Hahaha! I saw the title and was like, ''What in the makers name?!...''
Then I read the rest. This wins so much. Bravo!

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@ The Evil One, Stanley Woo -- Can you guys get "out of hand" again and give us Varric fans the option to run our fingers through his chest hair (among other things)? Such blatant catering to fans' desires will force me to hate you all the more.

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Filament wrote...
(Yep Drasanil, I'm totally dragging you into this...)

And then there's the last couple of pages.


I'm... being used a good example... well that's refreshing:)

Any ways, people are just blowing off steam (no different than the hate threads, well except for being a bit more polite) and having fun. Who cares? I would have probably liked DA2 if it had been a stand alone, but compared to it's predecessor it just feels underwheliming.  Catharsis FTW.