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[Leanansidhe]

Stanley Woo wrote...

*snip*
We also made faces at your puppy.

GASP!  You truly ARE evil!

[ozenglish]

Mr Woo, your vulgar show of enjoyment on behalf of anyone in the computer games industry insults my world view of devs being soulless beings that have been summoned from the bowels of some unholy triumverate computer conglomeration who sit in barely big enough cubicles and type code until they drool.

Also, I have to add, that I am disgusted at Bioware's apparent lack of listening to it's customers by improving on a product at their request! Damn it man, this is modern business ethics 101 disaster!

Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

(thanks Stanley and Bioware for catering to the fun side of us gamers!)

[ozenglish]

OH, and if you want me to hate you even more, and demand tonnes of money in compensation for my angst riddled attempted suicide at your even mere thought of doing this... DO NOT RELEASE Jade Empire 2!!! That would make me so full of hate, vile and venom, that I would move back to Edmonton, and be happy to live their, cleaning out the drool from your pathetic little cubicles.

[Stanley Woo]

ozenglish wrote...
Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me. Write yer own fanfic, ya moist pervert!

[ozenglish]

Stanley Woo wrote...

ozenglish wrote...
Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me. Write yer own fanfic, ya moist pervert!

OH See, this is what I hate about computer companies, always trying to get the last word in, and to top it all off, insult what would be an awesome idea, and degrade it by such a nihilistic and self agrandizing statement such as this.... Hey, and at least I am not a dry pervert, because after seeing that Mr Woo, I would want to start drinking and then never stop, after washing salt in my eyes with vodka and tequila!

[blaidfiste]

I hate Bioware for giving me a fully voiced, interactive pc with the personality of my choosing in DA2.

[whykikyouwhy]

Stanley Woo wrote...

ozenglish wrote...
Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me. Write yer own fanfic, ya moist pervert!

If you truly hated us, you'd do a reenactment of Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again On My Own" video, and then not show it to us.

Such a cruel, cruel denial of visuals...

[DrFumb1ezX]

I'll hate you even more, Bioware, if you make my companions try to imitate Orleasian accents as a joke in the next expansion, and it turns out to make me laugh really hard. I mean it! I'll hate you so hard, I may have to buy 2 copies of ME3!

Modifié par soccerchick, 02 novembre 2011 - 12:05 .

[thats1evildude]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me.

The sad thing is, I'm still aroused.

That judge was right, I DO belong behind bars! 

[Loain]

thats1evildude wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me.

The sad thing is, I'm still aroused.

That judge was right, I DO belong behind bars! 

Yep you're one sick mabari. However you know who I blame... Bioware. For years now they've been giving us attractive emotionally engaging companions, that we can not only form an attachment to but have an ability to act on. It's their fault for giving us such choices. It's only natural that you can no longer see the difference between normal and fun.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go finish up that romance with Fenris for the 8th time.

[Reno_Tarshil]

Loain wrote...

thats1evildude wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me.

The sad thing is, I'm still aroused.

That judge was right, I DO belong behind bars! 

Yep you're one sick mabari. However you know who I blame... Bioware. For years now they've been giving us attractive emotionally engaging companions, that we can not only form an attachment to but have an ability to act on. It's their fault for giving us such choices. It's only natural that you can no longer see the difference between normal and fun.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to go finish up that romance with Fenris for the 8th time.

At first it was the boobs but now it's more than that for mY Sarcastic Rogue Hawke when it comes to Isabela.

DAMN YOU BIOWARE FOR MAKING MY SARCASTIC ROGUE HAWKE FALL FOR A SALTY PIRATE QUEEN WITH CLEAVAGE THAT WOULD MAKE A WOLVERINE PURR..

[Abispa]

Damn you, Bioware, for putting multiplayer in ME3 so that the ME series may now be outpacing the DA series in the number of hostile, hysterical, insulting, conspiracy laden posts put on the BSN network.

[Yuqi]

Dear Bioware.

YOu know what I really HATE? I hate the fact you made a game I enjoyed, far more then The Witcher and Deus Ex. How dare you make me dislike such 'good' games, because they can't compare to DA2's awsomeness.

Digi-modified~

Modifié par Yuqi, 02 novembre 2011 - 06:01 .

[DrFumb1ezX]

Yuqi wrote...

Dear Bioware.

YOu know what I really HATE? I hate the fact you made a game I enjoyed, far more then The Witcher and Deus Ex. How dare you make me dislike such 'good' games, because they can't compare to DA2's awsomeness.

(Waits for inevitable Pro-Witcher fans, to hunt me down with torches and pitchforks.)

Uh, can you modify that comment, please? We're trying to keep this a funny/friendly thread, if that's possible on the BSN these days.

[addiction21]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Just to show how much we hate you

No need to show us. It is a common fact that any person or group of persons that creates something for other people to enjoy hates said people. They only create to torture others.
I will leave some extra cookies out. I hope chocolate chip and peanut butter are accetable, and give all the dirty looks to my dogs you want... they are simple. I doubt they will sit around long enough for it to have any effect.

P.S.
I hate how you have dare to create your own systems for gameplay and stopped suckling from D&D's ******. Ofcourse there are a few things I believe you should of kept but this is not the time or place for them.

P.S.S.
Touch my waffles and I will threaten you. I will do nothing else but threaten you.

[Jazharah]

Stanley Woo wrote...

ozenglish wrote...
Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me. Write yer own fanfic, ya moist pervert!

Ok, I really LOL'd here for a minute. This thread is epic.

[schalafi]

Stanley Woo wrote...

ozenglish wrote...
Finally, I do not demand more Morrigan or Leliana... nor do I demand some awesome show of their secret love for eachother in a 90 minute live action format.

Just to show how much we hate you, the parts of Morrigan and Leliana will be played by me and a computer-generated me. Write yer own fanfic, ya moist pervert!

Do not taunt the happy fun ball... er, I mean poster! 

Modifié par schalafi, 02 novembre 2011 - 01:21 .

[ozenglish]

The other thing that makes me hate bioware even more, is that they actually have gamers who have a sense of humour and are not in actuality 13 year old spotty faced snot nose brats who in their pre-pubescent voices threaten to gang bang your mum over xbox live..

This disgusts me bioware, why would you make games that adults enjoy playing, when we all know that it is an kids thing to do, and all adults should be out working for the greater good.

Oh and the other thing, and this gets my goat up and riles my neck hairs, is how much fun this thread is... REALLY??? I am surprised the evil one hasn't told you to stop having fun at work, and start shutting down the thread.

[R0vena]

I hate you, Bioware. Not because for more than 10 years I spent a significant portion of my life playing and re-playing your games. Not because the game characters sometimes continued to pursue me even in my sleep and I wakened up with the thought "OMG I should have taken Tomi Undergallows with me, there are traps!" Not even because the characters were always so interesting and so hard to let go I even attempted funfiction.
But now it goes too far. I am reading and posting (!!!) on the game forums? Honestly, don't I have better things to do? You are just evil. I hate you.

[Reno_Tarshil]

Dear Bioware,

I'm writing to you because you have upset the fanbase with your apparent lack and disregard for basic barnyard animal procedures. For such an atrocity, I will be forced to contact the CIA and have this place shut down, UNLESS certain actions are taken.

-Cows, dammit!
-Chickens, eggs are most important
-Pigs and no Nugs are bunny rabbits from the deep roads.

I trust swift action will be taken so as to not risk termination. That is all

- Reno, who twisted his ankle last night. BRB blaming Bioware for that.

[Abispa]

Reno_Tarshil wrote...

Dear Bioware,

I'm writing to you because you have upset the fanbase with your apparent lack and disregard for basic barnyard animal procedures. For such an atrocity, I will be forced to contact the CIA and have this place shut down, UNLESS certain actions are taken.

-Cows, dammit!
-Chickens, eggs are most important
-Pigs and no Nugs are bunny rabbits from the deep roads.

I trust swift action will be taken so as to not risk termination. That is all

- Reno, who twisted his ankle last night. BRB blaming Bioware for that.

Shale took care of those, I believe.

Modifié par Abispa, 02 novembre 2011 - 08:37 .

[Abispa]

Not only do I hate Bioware, but I hate each and every one of you! How dare you post comments I may not agree with, provide insights into the games and characters I may not have considered, and fail utterly at accepting my own posts as divinely inspired? And YOU, the ones who disagree without getting personal or malicious, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? THIS IS THE INTERNET, DAMMIT!

[DrFumb1ezX]

 ^MOAR INCOHERENT RAEG, I take it? XD
Bioware, how dare you continually make games that I spend multiple happy angry play-throughs doing, in the hopes of discovering new stuff complete crap! I mean, seriously? Why can't every game you make just a a Call of Duty clone, so that it takes no thought to understand it's easy to see exactly what's in the game? I'm so impressed disappointed with you right now...

[labargegrrrl]

The dwarfs and elves don't hate each other's guts for no reason?
The paladin/knight characters are sadistic junkies?
Mages are seldom wise, often evil, endlessly persecuted, and your healers get possessed?
Dragons are actually rare, you don't fight them every two seconds, and they aren't the entire point of the game?
There are actual city-states, landsmeets, dwarven councils and other trappings of democracy?
The race of barbarian giants is technologically advanced and opposed to chaos?
Elves are second-class citizens or wandering gypsies?
The largest kingdom in the game is composed of face-painting, french-accented nut jobs?
The largest religions in the game are monotheistic or non-diestic?

Don't you people know two-dimensional fantasy stereotypes exist for a REASON!

[Tyrium]

Exactly, Bioware! Don't you know all games *MUST* be carbon copies? You can't go for different, interesting, new ideas! Intelligent gamers don't want those! We want stereotypes, damit!

 All my hate, Tyrium.

Modifié par Tyrium, 03 novembre 2011 - 03:32 .