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[LiquidGrape]

I hate BioWare for creating Isabela, because she's a character who somehow manages to subvert and deflect any kind of easily applied stereotype.

Labels are easy. Why did you have to make it so hard?!

[Pacifien]

Dear BioWare,

I'm playing a rogue right now. Sometimes, I press a button and something awesome happens. It's called assassinate. I'm upset because marketing ruined the surprise of discovering this ability with spoilers in pre-release interviews basically telling us that this would happen. Please, stop spoiling us with details about gameplay before the game comes out.

No cookie for you.

Hugs and Kisses, Red Panda.

[schalafi]

What really irritates me is finding something I missed in the last game every time I play a new one. The first time I played I sort of zipped through, not exploring everything, and missed Zev, and a lot of funny side quests. It was so cruel of you, Bioware, to make me have to explore every nook and cranny in the game to find all your cleverly hidden secrets!

[Lenimph]

How dare you!

How dare you give my favorite DA:O  character not one but TWO CAMEOS totally relevant and contributory to her character! How dare you expose me to the sweet sirens call that is Corinne Kempa's voice not once but twice! I never want to see (or especially hear) her again for I cannot handle her supreme and invincible awesomeness.

;D

Modifié par Lenimph, 28 octobre 2011 - 04:15 .

[Mr.House]

I hate Bioware for not giving Izzy pants.

[The Uncanny]

Mr.House wrote...

I hate Bioware for not giving Izzy pants.

I particularly hate this. I hate it so very, very much... 

[Stanley Woo]

Reno_Tarshil wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Where do you get off by making Rogues super ninjas and not clunky derp mini warriors. I didn't buy DA2 to mash this so called awesome button, quite frankly my keyboard has no such key. I hereby do declare full reprimands for making such an awesome game. Failure to comply will result in me Buying DA3. Be reasonable Bioware.

-Reno, Someone who is depressed because his computer's hard drive went kasploot and can't play DA2 :'(

We're sorry, we'll try to make rogues less unique and more like weaker, less effective microwarriors the next time around. We will also endeavour to turn the "awesome button" into an "arcane button combination" for every action. Sneak preview:

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon slash.

D-DF-F + LB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon thrust

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold LT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic backward middle small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X Y = basic forward high small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold RB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle large weapon slash

Players on PC will have to press and/or hold the same keyboard keys. For example, for a basic forward middle large weapon slash, PC players will press D, then D and F together, then F, then R and B together, then X, Y, Y, A, then shout "Shazam!" into their microphone, then circle their mouse pointer half-widdershins, then hold R and T together, release and hold R, release and hold B, and keep holding those keys while pressing X seven times. congratulations! Basic forward middle large weapon slash!

"When you press an arcane button combination, something basic happens! Combo, basic!"

[alex90c]

Stanley Woo wrote...

"When you press an arcane button combination, something basic happens! Combo, basic!"

Oh my God I love you :lol:

[Mr.House]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Reno_Tarshil wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Where do you get off by making Rogues super ninjas and not clunky derp mini warriors. I didn't buy DA2 to mash this so called awesome button, quite frankly my keyboard has no such key. I hereby do declare full reprimands for making such an awesome game. Failure to comply will result in me Buying DA3. Be reasonable Bioware.

-Reno, Someone who is depressed because his computer's hard drive went kasploot and can't play DA2 :'(

We're sorry, we'll try to make rogues less unique and more like weaker, less effective microwarriors the next time around. We will also endeavour to turn the "awesome button" into an "arcane button combination" for every action. Sneak preview:

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon slash.

D-DF-F + LB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon thrust

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold LT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic backward middle small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X Y = basic forward high small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold RB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle large weapon slash

Players on PC will have to press and/or hold the same keyboard keys. For example, for a basic forward middle large weapon slash, PC players will press D, then D and F together, then F, then R and B together, then X, Y, Y, A, then shout "Shazam!" into their microphone, then circle their mouse pointer half-widdershins, then hold R and T together, release and hold R, release and hold B, and keep holding those keys while pressing X seven times. congratulations! Basic forward middle large weapon slash!

"When you press an arcane button combination, something basic happens! Combo, basic!"

[Stanley Woo]

Yuqi wrote...
Dear Bioware

How dare you make such awsome humor for a DLC! I'm absolutly disgusted that you made such a fantastic colour puzzle. How can you live with yourself, making such fluid animations, and a smoother experience for those of us who have things to do! You need to seriously consider, some pyscological help for such good dialouge.

Making the skill-tree's more asscessible for those of  us, who are less mathmatical, what type of crack are you on!!

We're sorry. We misplaced our "no fun allowed" sign and HR doesn't have the manpower to do frequent "frown patrol" walkthroughs of the entire office. And since some of our developers have gotten married or engaged, or have had birth or pregnancy annoucnements during development, we were smiling more often than not. future products will be funless, grey exercises in melancholy and ennui, with Towers of Hanoi puzzle locks on every door.

We will also reduce the maximum syllable count on conversations to two. The only characters affected will be Bela, Alis, Av'line, Beth'ny, Bastien, the qunar, and the Lesian valiers. Oh, and of course Fereld. Bran and Dipty will also be very happy so long as Sandra and her Quistors don't come seeking.

Skill trees will now require a calculus class to figure out as well as a comp. lit. class, as they will be filled with arcane formulae and literary allusions. Stay in school, kids!

As you can see, we always listen to our community and to gamers everywhere.

[schalafi]

Mr.House wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

Reno_Tarshil wrote...

Dear Bioware,

Where do you get off by making Rogues super ninjas and not clunky derp mini warriors. I didn't buy DA2 to mash this so called awesome button, quite frankly my keyboard has no such key. I hereby do declare full reprimands for making such an awesome game. Failure to comply will result in me Buying DA3. Be reasonable Bioware.

-Reno, Someone who is depressed because his computer's hard drive went kasploot and can't play DA2 :'(

We're sorry, we'll try to make rogues less unique and more like weaker, less effective microwarriors the next time around. We will also endeavour to turn the "awesome button" into an "arcane button combination" for every action. Sneak preview:

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon slash.

D-DF-F + LB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle small weapon thrust

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold LT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic backward middle small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold LB + hold B + X X X X X X Y = basic forward high small weapon slash

D-DF-F + RB + X Y Y A + < + "Shazam!" + QCB + hold RT + hold RB + hold B + X X X X X X X = basic forward middle large weapon slash

Players on PC will have to press and/or hold the same keyboard keys. For example, for a basic forward middle large weapon slash, PC players will press D, then D and F together, then F, then R and B together, then X, Y, Y, A, then shout "Shazam!" into their microphone, then circle their mouse pointer half-widdershins, then hold R and T together, release and hold R, release and hold B, and keep holding those keys while pressing X seven times. congratulations! Basic forward middle large weapon slash!

"When you press an arcane button combination, something basic happens! Combo, basic!"

If all that doesn't work will Captain Marvel come to help us?

[Stanley Woo]

Cutlasskiwi wrote...

Dear BioWare,

It is with a heavy and rage filled heart I write this. How dare you create a character with such amazing chest hair? Leaving every man, woman, child and animal feeling inadequate.

Shame on you!

Due to popular demand, we will no longer represent the hirsute in our games. Nor will we represent people with eyes or those without a noticeable limp or those not from Hungary. Thank you for allowing us to correct this grievous error in inclusiveness and for increasing our sales among the eyeless, limping Hungarians demographic.

[Stanley Woo]

schalafi wrote...

What really irritates me is finding something I missed in the last game every time I play a new one. The first time I played I sort of zipped through, not exploring everything, and missed Zev, and a lot of funny side quests. It was so cruel of you, Bioware, to make me have to explore every nook and cranny in the game to find all your cleverly hidden secrets!

In order to alleviate this issue, our future products will have everything spelled out for you from the very beginning. If that isn't enough, during play you can turn on developer commentary and we will talk you through anything you don't understand right away. This commentary will also be sold as an audiogame, and completing it will give you the same achievements, XP, gear, and story closure as if you had played the whole way through.

Audio DLC will include such things as armour ("Bela's new armour is a teal cuirass with straps and exposed cleavage. Leather straps run along her arms and her shoulders have tiny studs on them. Her skirt is knee-length and split up the sides so her flipping and kicking is not hindered.") and new quests ("Do you wish to help the viscount expose the rebel elves' plot to kidnap Kirkwall's nobles' first-born children?").

[Kothoses Rothenkisal]

Dear Bioware, how dare you make me excited for Mass Effect 3, and Dragon Age 3, and TOR, I am tired of this constant feeling of wishing time would pass just so I can play your games, I am sick of wishing small parts of my life away just so I can get into another adventure..... I demand a refund of this time I will not actually be able to wish away!

[Stanley Woo]

Lenimph wrote...

How dare you!

How dare you give my favorite DA:O  character not one but TWO CAMEOS totally relevant and contributory to her character! How dare you expose me to the sweet sirens call that is Corinne Kempa's voice not once but twice! I never want to see (or especially hear) her again for I cannot handle her supreme and invincible awesomeness.

;D

Future products will be voiced exclusively by 1980's-era Bobcat Goldthwait, with sound effects by 1980's-era Michael Winslow. All music will be by 1990's-era Justin Bieber and 1970's-era Vangelis.

[Loain]

Finally we're making some progress. See people all it took was a little ill thought out hate filled rant posted to the forum and we managed to make sweeping changes to the direction of a game enjoyed by so many.

Mission Accomplished!

Modifié par Loain, 28 octobre 2011 - 05:43 .

[Stanley Woo]

Kothoses Rothenkisal wrote...

Dear Bioware, how dare you make me excited for Mass Effect 3, and Dragon Age 3, and TOR, I am tired of this constant feeling of wishing time would pass just so I can play your games, I am sick of wishing small parts of my life away just so I can get into another adventure..... I demand a refund of this time I will not actually be able to wish away!

Don't blame us, blame linear time. Or go post your melancholy to your blog, ya hippie! You're obviously who we make our games for, so you'll wait and you'll like it, mister! I've heard that the more copies you pre-order, the faster the game comes out.

[Stanley Woo]

Loain wrote...

Finally we're making some progress. See people all it took was a little ill thought out hate filled rant posted to the forum and we managed to make sweeping changes to the direction of a game enjoyed by so many.

Mission Accomplished!

We will also have a version of upcoming products that has not changed a bit since Baldur's Gate. In fact, it will be Baldur's Gate 1 with the names changed. Players will be able to toggle between BG1 and the changed game.

[jbrand2002uk]

I agree how dare you write such awesome phrases for the characters now whenever I'm arguing with someone i can't refrain from retorting with "If you pull a dragon out of your arse I'm leaving" thereby stunning them into complete silence followed by a gigglefit totally ruining a good argument.

And how dare you make DA2 so awesome that I'm playing it 15hrs a day everyday, My car is now jealous because i'm spending more time playing DA2 instead of driving my car

[happy_daiz]

This thread is awesome. I don't think I've seen Mr. Woo post so many times in one thread in one day, and it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. 

[Stanley Woo]

happy_daiz wrote...

This thread is awesome. I don't think I've seen Mr. Woo post so many times in one thread in one day, and it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. 

Hey! Remember what I said! No fun allowed, ya hippie!

Modifié par Stanley Woo, 28 octobre 2011 - 05:57 .

[happy_daiz]

Crap, sorry, Woo. I will begin crying immediately!

[jbrand2002uk]

Ok Mr Woo we'll be good little naughty boys and girls and shout at the DAO fanboi's normal service will resume shortly LOL

[Loain]

If we don't stop all this frivolous posting soon this thread could be locked.
This thread is a sanctum for unapolegetic rage, hate, disgust, and disappointment.

Wait, sanctum? That word was never in my vocabulary before DA2... Damn you Bioware! *shakes fist in the air*

[schalafi]

Stanley Woo wrote...

schalafi wrote...

What really irritates me is finding something I missed in the last game every time I play a new one. The first time I played I sort of zipped through, not exploring everything, and missed Zev, and a lot of funny side quests. It was so cruel of you, Bioware, to make me have to explore every nook and cranny in the game to find all your cleverly hidden secrets!

In order to alleviate this issue, our future products will have everything spelled out for you from the very beginning. If that isn't enough, during play you can turn on developer commentary and we will talk you through anything you don't understand right away. This commentary will also be sold as an audiogame, and completing it will give you the same achievements, XP, gear, and story closure as if you had played the whole way through.

Audio DLC will include such things as armour ("Bela's new armour is a teal cuirass with straps and exposed cleavage. Leather straps run along her arms and her shoulders have tiny studs on them. Her skirt is knee-length and split up the sides so her flipping and kicking is not hindered.") and new quests ("Do you wish to help the viscount expose the rebel elves' plot to kidnap Kirkwall's nobles' first-born children?").

Ok, I can handle that, even if I don't like teal,  but please don't solve the mystery of the Enigma of Kirkwall, and the Band of Three for me, That would make too happy, and ruin my futile and frustrated search for the answer. Futile and frustrating searches are too much fun!