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#126
Cyne

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how dare you post a completely accurate and truthful account of your experiences? you should be ashamed :P

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Saintthanksgiving

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Y'know some of us actually hate Bioware...

This is NOT who I am...

And this is NOT OK.


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I have so many characters that I have tried to take through DA:O, but I get to the Fade or the Deep Roads sections and I just can't do it. Flawed as DA2 is, it isn't long before a part I'm unhappy with is over with and I come to a part I do enjoy.

I hate Bioware for making me enjoy a game that so many claim lowers my manliness and intelligence witth their evil "streamlining."

Modifié par Abispa, 29 octobre 2011 - 03:14 .


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Drasanil

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How can you hate Bioware!? I love them, thank you Bioware for...

...removing that confusing player agency...

...removing the confounding race/origin choices...

...the expertly recycled environments...

...the wonderful wave mechanics...

...the easy to grasp two-dimensional single-issue companions...

...three unrelated easy to follow narratives...

...presenting mages and templars in an easy to understand Fox-Newsy sort of way...

...a thrilling cliff-hanger ending...

Am I doing it right?:innocent:

Modifié par Drasanil, 29 octobre 2011 - 03:54 .


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Heather Cline

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*laughs* the opening post on this thread is full of win!

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Reno_Tarshil

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Dear Bioware,

Where do you get off basing your Promotional Canon Hawke Mage off of Gerard Butler from 300? His character was clearly a warrior. I demand more promotional stuff featuring a Spartan Attire for Warrior Hawke. Speech Bubble "This is Kirkwall!!" Not-Optional.

-Signed Reno, still emotionally distraught at not being able to play DA2, because the Game Disc isn't being read by my Laptop. /grumble..

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Sgt.Catman

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Oh look, another I HATE BIOWARE! poster. as of we dont have enough haters on this BSN. :?

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I just hate you, BioWare, for allowing posting on these forums and then reading our posts. Too much pandering, I mean, really... when little man's opinion mattered? Instead of investing your resources for these forums, you should use them to build up true RPG experience. Yes, MR. Woo, we want AQD ctrl alt YX F1 in order to run, after all, we payed for our fun time and without a true RPG D'N'D complexity and realistic behaviour, meaning that 'till level 20 no one should be allowed to have decent hit rating, not even melee classes. I mean really, instead of spending time here talking to people, listening to them, you should follow the old ideals of RPG so the players could roam the game and internet for twenty hours, trying to solve just one quest or to even find one... I mean life is tough, full of suffering and RPG, true one, like those of old, should reflect that. Shame on you for taking away my right to be pompous elitist gamer - remember, only the chosen ones have the right to play!

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Drasanil wrote...
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...Am I doing it right?:innocent:

No but it did make me laugh and somehow I think that might be the underlying theme going on here. Just so we're clear I laughed because it's style was funny not because I was smugly laughing at you or your tastes.

Sgt.Catman wrote...
Oh look, another I HATE BIOWARE! poster. as of we dont have enough haters on this BSN. :?

I'm more then a little confused. My quick guess would be that you skimmed, which is fine. Or perhaps it is I who is missing something, it wouldn't be the first time and sadly it wont be my last. Regardless, you should go back to the beginning,(for some reason The Princess Bride just popped into my head) read the first post. Then come back and share your 'hate' with the rest of us.


@Nimrodell, "Complexity and realistic behaviour." It's so true where's the hunger meter? that if it drops below 10% I die. Where's the breathe button? Where's the bathroom? Why is there quick travel? I should be walking five real time hours to The Wounded Coast with nothing more exciting then a leaf attacking Hawke (20 nature damage btw). I should also have to leave the game running over night so Hawke can get some sleep, only to come back an hour after he wakes up to discover he's dead from drowning in the pool (I knew I shouldn't have taken the ladder away). Where are all these outdated, boring old school features. Streamlined, that's where.

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Danyu wrote...

You guys made DA2 combat far more fluid than Origns to the point where it's addicting? Screw you! I've played this game twice so far and am still not bored it. It's revolting how many hours I put into this game and all of those hours of fun I can NEVER get back. I expected combat to be more clunky and less responsive and I deserve that. How dare you take that away from me?


LOL! Totally unexpected from the thread title.

Played it 9 times here. :o

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Reno_Tarshil

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Loain wrote...

Drasanil wrote...
<snip>
...Am I doing it right?:innocent:

No but it did make me laugh and somehow I think that might be the underlying theme going on here. Just so we're clear I laughed because it's style was funny not because I was smugly laughing at you or your tastes.

Sgt.Catman wrote...
Oh look, another I HATE BIOWARE! poster. as of we dont have enough haters on this BSN. :?

I'm more then a little confused. My quick guess would be that you skimmed, which is fine. Or perhaps it is I who is missing something, it wouldn't be the first time and sadly it wont be my last. Regardless, you should go back to the beginning,(for some reason The Princess Bride just popped into my head) read the first post. Then come back and share your 'hate' with the rest of us.


@Nimrodell, "Complexity and realistic behaviour." It's so true where's the hunger meter? that if it drops below 10% I die. Where's the breathe button? Where's the bathroom? Why is there quick travel? I should be walking five real time hours to The Wounded Coast with nothing more exciting then a leaf attacking Hawke (20 nature damage btw). I should also have to leave the game running over night so Hawke can get some sleep, only to come back an hour after he wakes up to discover he's dead from drowning in the pool (I knew I shouldn't have taken the ladder away). Where are all these outdated, boring old school features. Streamlined, that's where.


Lucky, on nightmare that leaf instakills Anders.

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Nimrodell

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@Loain: 'Tis just cruel what they did to us - first they offer you the pleasures of so many stats so you can never actually figure out without help of some guide or forums how to specc properly (I'm disgusted by their devious new ways of 'just play the game')... I mean after hard day of work and 18 years of education I want to come home and have nice relaxing time while reading and learning how to actually finish one fight 'cause it's the fun time, on forums instead of just playing the game! Bah, but what can one do? They'll keep hanging around these forums, answering questions to some random Joes and Janes, wasting their time and resources here instead of working on their brand new rested meter or real time travel timer... And honestly, if they keep giving options where hero, a good person is actually able to win, I'm done! I mean, that's just stupid, we all know that only rude, aggressive butchers that have an intellect of professor Moriarty are able to make sensible decisions... we all know that being good equals being stupid, right? BW should stop telling lies - we want reality in its full glory!

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Best. Thread. Ever.

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Stanley Woo wrote...

"When you press an arcane button combination, something basic happens! Combo, basic!"


Best thread ever confirmed

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Mr Woo how dare you allow my to have so much fun killing darkspawn with deep mushroom farts and having them explode in all that awesome gibbishness and how dare you make Isabella's cleavage so hypnotically awesome, i spend at least half my playtime just staring at it drooling like an ejit and its all your fault I HATE YOU !!!!

P.S Deep mushroom fart is an instakill on all levels

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Sgt.Catman wrote...

Oh look, another I HATE BIOWARE! poster. as of we dont have enough haters on this BSN. :?


you're doing it wrong.

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While the game is far from perfect, I also have enjoyed DA2.

I'm working on my 4th playthrough, and twice I've started a new playthrough almost immediately after finishing another.  Normally I need to play something else in between playthroughs to prevent burnout, but I just haven't been in the mood to play anything else.

While the writing could have been better (see Act 3), the combat and likable companions keep me coming back for more.  Keep the story dlc coming.

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alex90c wrote...

Sgt.Catman wrote...

Oh look, another I HATE BIOWARE! poster. as of we dont have enough haters on this BSN. :?


you're doing it wrong.


Let it go.

Modifié par bEVEsthda, 29 octobre 2011 - 03:00 .


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DarthKaldriss

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It warms my cold flinty heart to read a thread like this. Posted Image

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Come to think of it I don't think I've bought another game this so far, other than Dragon Age II. Posted Image

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How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail

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TheWasian wrote...

How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail


Meh, in my experience, both games have about the same amount of companion interaction. The difference is that Origins frontloads it while DA2 parcels it out through the companion missions. As for number of companions, Origins had 10 and DA2 had 9. The extra companion in Origins was a dog. The DLC dog you get in DA2, while not a full companion, has a similar number of party interactions and can be used in combat with a similar result.

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Zanallen wrote...

TheWasian wrote...

How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail


Meh, in my experience, both games have about the same amount of companion interaction. The difference is that Origins frontloads it while DA2 parcels it out through the companion missions. As for number of companions, Origins had 10 and DA2 had 9. The extra companion in Origins was a dog. The DLC dog you get in DA2, while not a full companion, has a similar number of party interactions and can be used in combat with a similar result.


This thread is taking a wrong turn. We are complaining about how DA2's awesomeness, and replayability is a cruel plot by Bioware to take over our lives, and ultimately the Universe!  This is a "hate to love" site. ;)

Modifié par schalafi, 29 octobre 2011 - 05:06 .


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schalafi wrote...

Zanallen wrote...

TheWasian wrote...

How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail


Meh, in my experience, both games have about the same amount of companion interaction. The difference is that Origins frontloads it while DA2 parcels it out through the companion missions. As for number of companions, Origins had 10 and DA2 had 9. The extra companion in Origins was a dog. The DLC dog you get in DA2, while not a full companion, has a similar number of party interactions and can be used in combat with a similar result.


This thread is taking a wrong turn. We are complaining about how DA2's awesomeness, and replayability is a cruel plot by Bioware to take over our lives, and ultimately the Universe!  This is a "hate to love site. ;)


This!!! Keep this thread safe!!!:wub: