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[Abispa]

TheWasian wrote...

How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail

I hate you, Bioware, for not giving us DA2 fans the opportunity to stand around for HOURS upon HOURS listening to fireside chats detailing every bit of Thedas lore and trivia while watching our heroes shift their feet and bobble their heads. Moments such as this REALLY made me appreciate the fact that the Warden had no VA, otherwise we could have stood around even longer. Such moments help to slow down the pace of the game greatly, allowing gamers to imagine that such a pace adds "depth" to the gameplay, and making easier to acheive true immersion.

[Hatchetman77]

Apparently Bizarro World just got internet.

[Chun Hei]

I hate Bioware! When I made Hawke a Korean all of her family became Korean too! Now I am no longer forced to pretend that my hero was adopted! Such swerves ruin my fragile immersion!

[Abispa]

And another thing, dammit! When Varric starts his tale of non-mage Hawke, Bethany has breasts the size of small continents! But then when Casandra forces him to tell the "real" story, her breasts are merely large and nearly realistic! I don't play RPGs for realism! Give us breasts the size of small continents for an entire game, or give us no breasts at all!

[TheWasian]

Abispa wrote...

TheWasian wrote...

How did DA 2 have better companions than DA:O? You didn't get to learn **** about your companions in DA 2 as much as you did in DA:O and there weren't even as many companions in DA 2. Rant is half true and half full of fail

I hate you, Bioware, for not giving us DA2 fans the opportunity to stand around for HOURS upon HOURS listening to fireside chats detailing every bit of Thedas lore and trivia while watching our heroes shift their feet and bobble their heads. Moments such as this REALLY made me appreciate the fact that the Warden had no VA, otherwise we could have stood around even longer. Such moments help to slow down the pace of the game greatly, allowing gamers to imagine that such a pace adds "depth" to the gameplay, and making easier to acheive true immersion.

Lmfao because true immersion involves taking away spells that were available in DA:O taking away story and stripping  content due to fear of deadline instead of just extending it for a bit.

[Reno_Tarshil]

I wanna throw this out there. The Cake was indeed a Lie perpetrated by the man (Bioware) to keep us down. WELL NO MORE, I DEMAND CAKE AND BE IT OF TRUTHIENESS!

[Morroian]

TheWasian wrote...

Lmfao because true immersion involves taking away spells that were available in DA:O taking away story and stripping  content due to fear of deadline instead of just extending it for a bit.

I hate you Bioware for giving players more interesting upgrade paths and for replacing useless abilities cluttering up the UI with a system of ability upgrades across a large number of abilities. And I really hate you for having the courage to try a different type of story with DA2, and for giving the Qunari more depth.
  

[Uccio]

Qunari don´t need depth, they are just plain evil.

[Foolsfolly]

::walks into the thread::

Good job, everyone. Good job.

[Nimrodell]

Ukki wrote...

Qunari don´t need depth, they are just plain evil.

Then I hate BioWare for giving the opportunity to players to actually experience a touch with a really alien point of view on the world, different understanding of what meaning of life is... C'mon, even Athens had democracy, hell they invented those ideals that we cherish so much... and keep forgeting that Athens of old had minority as citizens and majority as slaves that sustained them, without democratic right to vote or be heard. Damn you, BioWare,  you make me think too much, even feel empathy... just I hate you.

Edit: typos - and I hate BW even for that, cuz, pew pew rulez!

Modifié par Nimrodell, 29 octobre 2011 - 11:06 .

[schalafi]

But the worst thing you've done, Bioware, is somehow you have hypnotized us by convincing us of the awesomeness of this game through some kind of mind control, probably using Varric and the Seeker to give us subliminal messages, telling us we can never stop playing DA2.  when they talk.

Modifié par schalafi, 29 octobre 2011 - 11:51 .

[Chun Hei]

I hate you Bioware for giving us a sexy elf with a huge sword to romance as a woman or a man (and the weapons he wields in combat are pretty big too). This encourages my Hawkes to have sex outside their species and have a s/s romance with someone other than a stereotypical randy rogue. I LOVE you for not allowing my dwarf lusting Hawkes to even run his/her hands through his magical chest hair.

[Leanansidhe]

BG 1 -Check
Tale of the Sword Coast -Check
BG 2 -Check
Throne of Bhaal -Check
Neverwinter Nights -Check
Shadows of Undrentide -Check
Hordes of the Underdark -Check
All NWN Premium Modules -Check
Knights of the Old Republic (PC & XBox) -Check
Jade Empire CE (PC & XBox) -Check
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The Old Republic CE (2 of them) preordered -Check
Mass Effect 3 CE preordered- Check
Lots of BioWare Store purchases -Check
     Garrus Litho -$50
     Frame for Garrus litho -$200
     Framed Garrus litho # 369 hanging in my media room? - Check (and priceless)

I love you, BioWare, but my husband hates you! 

And, if you came out with a Lady Hawke litho, he'd hate you even MORE!! :innocent:

[Quole]

DA2 WAS awful.

[Gibb_Shepard]

Possibly one of the most unfunny threads i've seen in a long time.

Carry on.

[twisted_kitten]

Stanley Woo wrote...

This message was professionally dictated to a small orphan boy whose only job is to take dictation and professionally type things out on the internet... if only he'd been taught to read. Or write. Said orphan boy has since been professionally replaced with professional speech-to-text software.

I hate Bioware 'cos their cold and heartless people who fire people in a completely cruel manner! But mostly because of the horribly addicting games. I've been meaning to sleep after filing for 8hrs, but on a replay of DA:O and I just have to save Ferelden from the blight. Curse you Bioware! *cries over her xBox controller*

[Arthur Cousland]

twisted_kitten wrote...

Stanley Woo wrote...

This message was professionally dictated to a small orphan boy whose only job is to take dictation and professionally type things out on the internet... if only he'd been taught to read. Or write. Said orphan boy has since been professionally replaced with professional speech-to-text software.

I hate Bioware 'cos their cold and heartless people who fire people in a completely cruel manner! But mostly because of the horribly addicting games. I've been meaning to sleep after filing for 8hrs, but on a replay of DA:O and I just have to save Ferelden from the blight. Curse you Bioware! *cries over her xBox controller*

Sleep?  What is...sleep?  That's a line I used often while playing mmorpgs, and it seemed fitting.

[blauwvis]

What the hell, Bioware? I have other games to play, you know. But NOOO, you just keep drawing me back with new DLC - which of course means that I have to play the game all over again - and by the time I'm done you'll probably have released even more DLC, forcing me to repeat the endless cycle, like the sadistic puppetmasters you so obviously are.

And, oh my god, don't even get me started on TOR, which I'm sure I'll be playing at least until ME3 comes out, at which point I'll have to play through ME and ME2 again, and by the time I finish all of that who knows what else you guys will have come up with. It is seriously unfair how you monopolize my gaming time. I can't remember the last time I signed into Steam, and my Xbox was feeling so neglected that I think it ran away from home. But I can't even be bothered to go looking for it, because I'm too busy wooing Anders for the 10th time.

Jerks.

[Arthur Cousland]

^yes, I have other games to play too.

I was eagerly anticipating Mass Effect 2 after being a big fan of the first game, but when Origins came out, I kept putting ME2 off. Then DA2 came out and I've been hooked on that too. I have no idea when I'll get around to ME2 and ME3 is coming out soon. Darn Bioware and this addictive franchise!!!

I just can't say no to swords, dragons and shooting fireballs at templars.

Modifié par Arthur Cousland, 30 octobre 2011 - 12:02 .

[petercrook60]

Hahaha,, Love it...
I am on my final playthrough.....Male warrior... have now done M/F of Mage, Rogue d/b, Rogue archers/ and now warriors....
I'm sure glad you didnt enable us to play as different races too, or I would have to another 8 plays as Elf, then Dwarves,, thanks bioware.....Role on next DLC & DA3....

[Yuqi]

Stanley Woo wrote...

Yuqi wrote...
Dear Bioware

How dare you make such awsome humor for a DLC! I'm absolutly disgusted that you made such a fantastic colour puzzle. How can you live with yourself, making such fluid animations, and a smoother experience for those of us who have things to do! You need to seriously consider, some pyscological help for such good dialouge.

Making the skill-tree's more asscessible for those of  us, who are less mathmatical, what type of crack are you on!!

We're sorry. We misplaced our "no fun allowed" sign and HR doesn't have the manpower to do frequent "frown patrol" walkthroughs of the entire office. And since some of our developers have gotten married or engaged, or have had birth or pregnancy annoucnements during development, we were smiling more often than not. future products will be funless, grey exercises in melancholy and ennui, with Towers of Hanoi puzzle locks on every door.

We will also reduce the maximum syllable count on conversations to two. The only characters affected will be Bela, Alis, Av'line, Beth'ny, Bastien, the qunar, and the Lesian valiers. Oh, and of course Fereld. Bran and Dipty will also be very happy so long as Sandra and her Quistors don't come seeking.

Skill trees will now require a calculus class to figure out as well as a comp. lit. class, as they will be filled with arcane formulae and literary allusions. Stay in school, kids!

As you can see, we always listen to our community and to gamers everywhere.

Lol EPIC

[Night Prowler76]

Gibb_Shepard wrote...

Possibly one of the most unfunny threads i've seen in a long time.

Carry on.

Truth, the best part is, if it actually pointed out negatives in the game it would have been locked, but because its an I love you Bioware post, it doesnt.

There are threads stickied to post positives and negatives about the game, I suggest people use those instead of making themselves look like drooling morons.

[solstickan]

Dear thread,

How dare you make me giggle and feel fuzzy inside for nearly half an hour straight?! This is an outrage! I demand a refund for the minutes I wasted being happy. I thought life was about hard work and disappointment, but nooooooo, you have to prove me wrong by making one of the -- if not the -- best threads of all time. OF ALL TIME! The nerve of some people!

And BioWare...

You think you can just make two of the best sequels in the history of gaming and get away with it?! Do you realise what you have done? I try playing DX:HR, and I reminisce of the wonderful shooting aspects of ME2, and then I try Oblivion, only to miss my companions in DA2 and the party based combat that has me so addicted. You have set the standard so high in RPGs that I can't play any other games than BioWare's these days! I hope you're pleased with yourselves.

[Dubya75]

petercrook60 wrote...

Hahaha,, Love it...
I am on my final playthrough.....Male warrior... have now done M/F of Mage, Rogue d/b, Rogue archers/ and now warriors....
I'm sure glad you didnt enable us to play as different races too, or I would have to another 8 plays as Elf, then Dwarves,, thanks bioware.....Role on next DLC & DA3....

Your "final" playthrough? Do you really think you can just stop playing DA2 and get on with your life, and be happy?
It's not that simple.
You will become addicted (if you're not already) and will keep playing DA2 and it will make your life miserable!

Modifié par Dubya75, 30 octobre 2011 - 07:03 .

[alex90c]

Night Prowler76 wrote...

Gibb_Shepard wrote...

Possibly one of the most unfunny threads i've seen in a long time.

Carry on.

Truth, the best part is, if it actually pointed out negatives in the game it would have been locked, but because its an I love you Bioware post, it doesnt.

There are threads stickied to post positives and negatives about the game, I suggest people use those instead of making themselves look like drooling morons.

I say after eight months of DA2 bashing threads, let the people who like the game have their fun.