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I have sent envoys to the rachni queen (as she is royalty) in an attempt to harbor an alliance between our two parties.

I know that Krogan and Rachni are most bitter rivals, but are the Reapers not a common threat? Besides, the rachni promissed me that if we win, they'll sing us a great ballad!

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*puts monocle back in place* Good show old chaps. I dare say I have finally rediscovered this capital thread after it was so rudely relocated. May the Thresher Hunts and tea drinking continue. *Sips tea* *tips hat*

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Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

I have sent envoys to the rachni queen (as she is royalty) in an attempt to harbor an alliance between our two parties.

I know that Krogan and Rachni are most bitter rivals, but are the Reapers not a common threat? Besides, the rachni promissed me that if we win, they'll sing us a great ballad!

Rachni my good Sir? Are you mad? Surely you are not thinking of teaming up with that rabble! We krogan could beat the Reapers with one hand tied behind our back and one of our hearts crushed!
*Raps cane* Hmph!

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da hizz nizz 3 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

I have sent envoys to the rachni queen (as she is royalty) in an attempt to harbor an alliance between our two parties.

I know that Krogan and Rachni are most bitter rivals, but are the Reapers not a common threat? Besides, the rachni promissed me that if we win, they'll sing us a great ballad!

Rachni my good Sir? Are you mad? Surely you are not thinking of teaming up with that rabble! We krogan could beat the Reapers with one hand tied behind our back and one of our hearts crushed!
*Raps cane* Hmph!


So mad that I may be a genius! The Genophage nearly made us near-extinct and drained our tea supply. Imagine what a titanic reaper could achieve!

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Yes, Yes, In our weakened state we are no match for the Reapers. I guess we will have to put up with the Rachni and work with them to defeat the Reaper threat, but afterwards we will destroy them my good chaps!
*raps cane and takes large sip of tea*

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If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*

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BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*

HERE! HERE! Old chap!
*raps cane*

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I say, chaps, did you see how General Kai Leng devoured a bowl of cereal that is part of a daily good breakfast viciously? So uncivilized! And he is making a mockery out of our freshly carved wooden canes! I hope that some tea will sober him up...

*sips tea and eats crumpet*

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BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]

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I say, chaps, did you see how General Kai Leng devoured a bowl of cereal that is part of a daily good breakfast viciously? So uncivilized! And he is making a mockery out of our freshly carved wooden canes! I hope that some tea will sober him up...

*sips tea and eats crumpet*


Wait, did he have a slice of grapefruit?!

Modifié par Crawlingkingsnake, 29 janvier 2012 - 03:29 .


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Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]

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BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]


Fret not! for Sedgewick is a fairly average rachni, and therefore somewhat hardy! As well as my extra tea cup shurikens in that special compartment in my bloomers!

[I figured if that this was going to be the last ME game, I might as well end with a  bang! Even if that bang is me hitting my head against the wall when tax time comes....]

Modifié par Crawlingkingsnake, 29 janvier 2012 - 07:18 .


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Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]


Fret not! for Sedgewick is a fairly average rachni, and therefore somewhat hardy! As well as my extra tea cup shurikens in that special compartment in my bloomers!

[I figured if that this was going to be the last ME game, I might as well end with a  bang! Even if that bang is me hitting my head against the wall when tax time comes....]


Well I am glad to hear that Sedgewick is making him self useful, but at those tea-cup shurikens in your bloomers must dreadfuly uncomftable.

[I would be getting the CE myself but as I live in England it will cost me £70 (which is about $110) and I cannot afford that at this moment in time, so I will only be getting the standard edition and then downloading the secret character and mission dlc online when it comes out]

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BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]


Fret not! for Sedgewick is a fairly average rachni, and therefore somewhat hardy! As well as my extra tea cup shurikens in that special compartment in my bloomers!

[I figured if that this was going to be the last ME game, I might as well end with a  bang! Even if that bang is me hitting my head against the wall when tax time comes....]


Well I am glad to hear that Sedgewick is making him self useful, but at those tea-cup shurikens in your bloomers must dreadfuly uncomftable.

[I would be getting the CE myself but as I live in England it will cost me £70 (which is about $110) and I cannot afford that at this moment in time, so I will only be getting the standard edition and then downloading the secret character and mission dlc online when it comes out]


I do say good sir, is it even possible for one to acquire the N7 edition in the British Isles anymore?

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I believe there are a limited supply that are gradually decreasing. 

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I heard they had sold out in some areas old chap. Not sure if the British Isles is one of them.

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BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]


Fret not! for Sedgewick is a fairly average rachni, and therefore somewhat hardy! As well as my extra tea cup shurikens in that special compartment in my bloomers!

[I figured if that this was going to be the last ME game, I might as well end with a  bang! Even if that bang is me hitting my head against the wall when tax time comes....]


Well I am glad to hear that Sedgewick is making him self useful, but at those tea-cup shurikens in your bloomers must dreadfuly uncomftable.

[I would be getting the CE myself but as I live in England it will cost me £70 (which is about $110) and I cannot afford that at this moment in time, so I will only be getting the standard edition and then downloading the secret character and mission dlc online when it comes out]


Seventy pounds!!??? Tis a travesty! Those bloody French bastards always wrecking the British economy....

[I almost didn't get it either due to the limited supply. I first tried to get it from Gamestop, then they sold out. I tried Amazon, and they ran out too. So I finally had to settle on Wal Mart. It brings a tear to my eye thinking of how many
of those CEs will be going into the hands of casual players instead of the veteran ME fans :crying:. But I guess getting the standard is better than getting no ME3 at all. Those poor PC players having to deal with Origin....]

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Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

If we are to work with the Rachni I shall find the biggest one I can find, name him Fredrick, then mount him like a noble steed and charge towards the Reapers with my cane-come-shotgun in hand shouting about honour and my ancestors.

*sips tea*


And I shall take the smallest one, name him "Sedgewick", let him mount me, walk behind the main force, and shoot at him with my tea-cup shuriken launcher, whispering about couruption and myself!

[Out of character, I would like to proudly announce that I pre-orded the N7 Collector's eddition yesterday!]


My good sir I do hope that when we battle the Reapers Sedgewick and yourself do not take to long to join Fredrick and I in the frontline and I hope you bring plenty of ammo for tea-cup shuriken launcher.

 [Also congratulations on buying your ME3 N7 CE with all of it's added goodies and I hope you enjoy them.]


Fret not! for Sedgewick is a fairly average rachni, and therefore somewhat hardy! As well as my extra tea cup shurikens in that special compartment in my bloomers!

[I figured if that this was going to be the last ME game, I might as well end with a  bang! Even if that bang is me hitting my head against the wall when tax time comes....]


Well I am glad to hear that Sedgewick is making him self useful, but at those tea-cup shurikens in your bloomers must dreadfuly uncomftable.

[I would be getting the CE myself but as I live in England it will cost me £70 (which is about $110) and I cannot afford that at this moment in time, so I will only be getting the standard edition and then downloading the secret character and mission dlc online when it comes out]


Seventy pounds!!??? Tis a travesty! Those bloody French bastards always wrecking the British economy....

[I almost didn't get it either due to the limited supply. I first tried to get it from Gamestop, then they sold out. I tried Amazon, and they ran out too. So I finally had to settle on Wal Mart. It brings a tear to my eye thinking of how many
of those CEs will be going into the hands of casual players instead of the veteran ME fans :crying:. But I guess getting the standard is better than getting no ME3 at all. Those poor PC players having to deal with Origin....]





Yes my friend seventy pounds, it is quite baffeling why it is so pricey.

[Very true I rather hhave the standard edition than not have ME3 at all and hopefuly after a while the CE dlc will go online so I can download it then]

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Back on the topic at hand, does any one have any ideas for our planned attack upon the Reapers?

So far the we have astablished we shall ride Rachni in to battle for ground operations but as for an obital assult we will need a fleet. Heres my ship;

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The Vorcha are readying my ship as we speak
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As for the plan of attack, we throw hordes of our vorcha and batarian slaves at the reapers. When the slaves are dead and the reapers are fatigued, we send in the rachni as shock troops. When all the rachni are dead and the reapers are even more fatigued, we let the Turian military handle it (I personally sent a distress beacon to the planet, so the Turians will be none the wiser.) After the Turians are dead, the reapers will be near death (hopefully) and we will deliver the final blow.

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Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

As for the plan of attack, we throw hordes of our vorcha and batarian slaves at the reapers. When the slaves are dead and the reapers are fatigued, we send in the rachni as shock troops. When all the rachni are dead and the reapers are even more fatigued, we let the Turian military handle it (I personally sent a distress beacon to the planet, so the Turians will be none the wiser.) After the Turians are dead, the reapers will be near death (hopefully) and we will deliver the final blow.


A brilliant plan old fellow and if  I assume correctly Lord Urdnot Wrex will be leading us into battle which probably means we will have defeated the Reapers by tea time.

It is a shame that Commander Shepard and his team will not be ready to fight the Reapers until the 6th March, by then the Reapers will be completely anialated, maybe we should leave a few left alive so they will have something to do?

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My vessel is ready and waiting.

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Agreed mister BIGLEE, altohugh I am still baffled as to why both of your ships are in space....

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That is the beauty of my ship Lord Kingsnake, it is space worthy as well as sea worthy as was converted from a 21st century British Navy warship by modifing it with the latest space travel technology. 

And may I say Lord Arcadian your ship looks very.... menacing.

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