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[Crawlingkingsnake]

I would like to note that before I landed my 8th century viking ship to the planet's surface, I was no told what sort of ship we were ment to bring.

[BIGLEE337]

Well I can see how you got confused old chap and even though your ship is tip top I do believe that a space worthy vessel would be of more use to you in the coming battle.

[Arcadian Legend]

Lord crawlingsnake, perhaps this may be more suitable.

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[Crawlingkingsnake]

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

I am sorry old chap I did not realise that your ship is space worthy, but you must have very well trained vorcha or a near unlimited supply of them as they are the sole method of purpoltion.  

[DiebytheSword]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

I am sorry old chap I did not realise that your ship is space worthy, but you must have very well trained vorcha or a near unlimited supply of them as they are the sole method of purpoltion.  

I once met a chap in the west indies who had produced an internal vorcha combustion engine, it was remarkable but unsuitable for long journeys.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

I am sorry old chap I did not realise that your ship is space worthy, but you must have very well trained vorcha or a near unlimited supply of them as they are the sole method of purpoltion.  

Space worthy? I think not! I simply make them build it in space and then launch it into the planet's surface. I then arrive on my Transport frigate and reward the vorcha slaves with a hardy high-five!

As for the hilarious amounts of vorcha at my disposal. that is a Kingsnake family seceret!

[Crawlingkingsnake]

DiebytheSword wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

I am sorry old chap I did not realise that your ship is space worthy, but you must have very well trained vorcha or a near unlimited supply of them as they are the sole method of purpoltion.  

I once met a chap in the west indies who had produced an internal vorcha combustion engine, it was remarkable but unsuitable for long journeys.

Aye! I just tie them together before throwing them out the airlock. Then I rendezvous with them in space! The most exquisite thing is that only a handful of them are killed instantly. 

Modifié par Crawlingkingsnake, 02 février 2012 - 02:25 .

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Nay to both of you! I worked too hard to order my vorcha slaves to row my ship through space into the planet's ocean to leave them and myself there now!

I am sorry old chap I did not realise that your ship is space worthy, but you must have very well trained vorcha or a near unlimited supply of them as they are the sole method of purpoltion.  

Space worthy? I think not! I simply make them build it in space and then launch it into the planet's surface. I then arrive on my Transport frigate and reward the vorcha slaves with a hardy high-five!

As for the hilarious amounts of vorcha at my disposal. that is a Kingsnake family seceret!

It is not space worthy you say, but then how did you row it through space, my dear sir you have me quite confused.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

You see, mister BigLee, I command my vorcha to build the ship in orbit around the planet. Then the vorcha violently launch the ship through the atmosphere into the ocean, whereupon I arrive in my transport frigate; then I take the helm!

A galley in space? Are you going mad?!

[BIGLEE337]

Oh I see, thank you for clearing that up for me Lord Kingsnake and if you like I could have your galley made space worthy for just a few measly million credits.
But on a different topic I have hired pirate mercenary band of Krogan and Vorcha known as Clan Crossbone to help us in the coming battle, but they did one strange request. I must supply them with an unlimited amount of pyjak meat, aparantly it is quite the delicesy aboard their ship (see below).

[Arcadian Legend]

Good sirs I do believe we have obtained the aid of the crew of the Delphinus. A ship that is capable of going airborne, but sadly cannot travel space. Terriblly shocking firepower though.




*sips tea*

[Crawlingkingsnake]

No need to extract me lads. As we were speaking, my vorcha built a highly fortified super base:



complete with a tea brewery! This can be our forward operating base on the ground. The Reapers will not see the base as my vorcha scientists have created a high-tech cloaking shield! Quite exemplary, gents!

Modifié par Crawlingkingsnake, 02 février 2012 - 11:04 .

[BIGLEE337]

That is a very impressive ship Lord Arcadian, I would certainly not want to be in firing line of that monstrous cannon, it is unfortunate it is not space worthy it would be great asset to add to our galactic fleet.

I must also congratulate Lord Kingsnake for not only civilising the Vorcha, but also giving the enough intelligence to become scientists. I just hope you have remember to implant control chips in their brain just in case they get too smart and try to overrun your facility.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Quite!

[DRUNK_CANADIAN]

I was not invited why?

[BIGLEE337]

DRUNK_CANADIAN wrote...

I was not invited why?

My good sir everyone is welcome at Wrex's Tea Party, all we ask is that you act in proper and dignified manner.  Also it would be much apreashated if you join us in the fight against the Reapers that ruined tea time.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Good sirs! My vorcha are taking heavy losses! Everything is going as planned!

*sips tea happily*

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Good sirs! My vorcha are taking heavy losses! Everything is going as planned!

*sips tea happily*

My good sir do you mean that one of the reapers are attacking your secret base?

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Oh, well, I suppose that I should have investigated that roaring noise more closely....as well as listened to my vorcha when they said the reapers are attacking.....

So in short, yes

[Crawlingkingsnake]

MEN, READY THE MAN-A-PAULT! YOU, VORCHA, GIVE ME MY LAZER LANCE AND ROCKET TOPHAT! WE RIDE!

[BIGLEE337]

I shall be at you location to assist you at once.

*quickly puts on armor and weapons, boards small vessel and head toward Lord Crawlingkingsnake's location*

*then sips tea*

[Crawlingkingsnake]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

I shall be at you location to assist you at once.

*quickly puts on armor and weapons, boards small vessel and head toward Lord Crawlingkingsnake's location*

*then sips tea*

Damn! The reaper destroyed my tea brewery! No! 

Modifié par Crawlingkingsnake, 05 février 2012 - 05:13 .

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

I shall be at you location to assist you at once.

*quickly puts on armor and weapons, boards small vessel and head toward Lord Crawlingkingsnake's location*

*then sips tea*

Damn! The reaper destroyed my tea brewery! No! 

*Lands and meets Lord Kingsnake*

THEY HAVE DONE WHAT!!!!! 

*consumed by anger drops tea cup and goes into a Krogan Blood Rage, then begins to charge towards a landed Reaper* 

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 05 février 2012 - 05:24 .

[Crawlingkingsnake]

*Takes cover behind a rock and aims my rocket tophat*