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[BIGLEE337]

*smashes head first into the Reapers leg, calms down as I watch as it topple and fall, then find cover and waits for lord Kingsnake to deliver the finishing blow with his top hat rocket*

[Crawlingkingsnake]

*Tophat rocket miss fires and explodes atop my head.*

[BIGLEE337]

My God, Lord Kingsnake are you alright?

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Quite fine, good chap....the vorcha scientists made the wrong....calibrations

[BIGLEE337]

I'm glad your okay old chap, I think you should maybe make the calibrations yourself and try the shot again. The Vorcha are never as smart as they think they are.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

True, can you keep the Reaper at bay while I finish re calibrations?

[BIGLEE337]

Of course my good sir.

*Pulls out assault rifle and begins to run around the Reaper shooting at it*

[Crawlingkingsnake]

I'm done!

*Fires top hat rocket at the reaper, hitting it in the legs, toppling it*

[BIGLEE337]

Nice shot old chap, I shall call in an air strike from my ship to finish the bugger off.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Tally Ho!

[BIGLEE337]

Oh my, Lord Kingsnake I don't know how to tell you this but... err... umm... my crew aboard my ship... they kind of... missed the Reaper and... well lets just say I'll pay for the damage... or should I say the reconstruction .

Modifié par BIGLEE337, 05 février 2012 - 08:04 .

[Crawlingkingsnake]

BIGLEE337 wrote...

Oh my, Lord Kingsnake I don't know how to tell you this but... err... umm... my crew aboard my ship... they kind of... missed the Reaper and... well lets just say I'll pay for the damage... or should I say the reconstruction .

....All of my top hats and decorative canes were in there! I demand that you punish your men without mercy!

[BIGLEE337]

I have found out that it was the one and only Vorcha I hired was in charge of the targeting system I have sent word to have him shot out of the airlock. It just show you should never send a Vorcha to do Krogans job. And once again I am terribly sorry and I shall have your facility up and running again as soon a possible.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

there is still the problem of the crippled reaper flailing around in front of the flaming ruins of my super fortress....

[BIGLEE337]

 Ah yes quite right, I have sent for another air strike we should see the shot any second now.
*looks up and sees a massive ball of energy falling from the sky and hit the reaper*
Now thats how its done and as for you facility I have had on built in orbet of the planet with full crew of Krogan scientists and maintinance staff. 

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Exemplary, good sir!

Do said Krogan scientists know how to produce Krogan liquor?

[DiebytheSword]

A good thing that you took care of that vagabond Reaper, or I would have dispensed with my linen gloves, discarded my fine threaded shirt and snapped my suspenders in anticipation of some good old fashioned pugilism! I would give that mechanical cuttlefish a thrashing until it was returned to the organic paste from whence it came.

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

Exemplary, good sir!

Do said Krogan scientists know how to produce Krogan liquor?

The D-Wing is soley devoted to making the very best Krogan tea and liquor. On rare occations they get mixed up and the odd pot or two of tea gets spiked.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

WONDERFUL!

[Crawlingkingsnake]

DiebytheSword wrote...

A good thing that you took care of that vagabond Reaper, or I would have dispensed with my linen gloves, discarded my fine threaded shirt and snapped my suspenders in anticipation of some good old fashioned pugilism! I would give that mechanical cuttlefish a thrashing until it was returned to the organic paste from whence it came.

If you were there to tussle the mechanical mennace, mister Sword, maybe my base wouldn't have been destroyed.....if only.....

[BIGLEE337]

Crawlingkingsnake wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...

A good thing that you took care of that vagabond Reaper, or I would have dispensed with my linen gloves, discarded my fine threaded shirt and snapped my suspenders in anticipation of some good old fashioned pugilism! I would give that mechanical cuttlefish a thrashing until it was returned to the organic paste from whence it came.

If you were there to tussle the mechanical mennace, mister Sword, maybe my base wouldn't have been destroyed.....if only.....

Once again Lord Kingsnake I am terrably sorry . But the Vorcha that was responsable is now floating through dark space:D. 

[Crawlingkingsnake]

I understand......

[BIGLEE337]

Thank you, at least you got a new shiny base out of this whole mess and the reaper is now a steaming pile of metal and mush.

[Crawlingkingsnake]

Let it be known that Wrex's Tea Party have saved the lives of millions of people this day!

[BIGLEE337]

Quite so, but did we only destroyed on Reaper and there are still thousands left we must come up with a plan to destroy them all with a single blow or we must mount a full scale war against them.