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[CrutchCricket]

Got this idea from another thread where this sort of happened without any planning or intent. This is totally for the lulz. Here's what you do:

Step 1: Post a completely ridiculous speculation about anyone or anything in Mass Effect 3, no matter how implausible, improbable, impossible or downright insane it is.
Step 2. ???
Step 3: Profit.

Rules:
-Please only write ONE (1) speculation per post. You can make more than one post but don't hog it.
-The crazier the better!
-Please don't go crazy analysing/discussing someone's speculation. It's not meant to make sense and probably doesn't. One comment or two is fine but remember, this is for the lulz.

Starting off:

Joker will win an arm-wrestling match with an elcor, who will actually sound disappointed.

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 29 octobre 2011 - 07:11 .

[Zakatak757]

People will come on here and say they enjoy the game, once it comes out in stores.

[CptBomBom00]

Commander Shepard is real a clone of originally dead shepard.

[Skullheart]

Vega will kill kittens instead of saving them

[ReallyRue]

Blasto really will be a recruitable squadmate.

And LI.

[CptBomBom00]

Garrus will kill TIM.

[DoNotIngest]

Quarians will be ugly.

[Sylvanpyxie]

Harbinger is actually Shepard's father.

[raziel1980]

Sylvanpyxie wrote...

Harbinger is actually Shepard's father.

LMAO!

[DoNotIngest]

Sylvanpyxie wrote...

Harbinger is actually Shepard's father.

Harbinger said...

"BEND TO ME."

Implications... Unpleasant.

[JoeLaTurkey]

Shepard will reach Harbinger's core, realise he's stuck in a loop and start the game over.

[Lucky Thirteen]

Everyone is Jesus in purgatory.

[Sylvanpyxie]

LiveLoveThaneKrios wrote...

The Human Reaper has Miranda's teeth.

This would explain a great many things...

[Avilia]

Reapers will win and Shepard will suddenly wake up! It was only a dream...

[DoNotIngest]

Avilia wrote...

Reapers will win and Shepard will suddenly wake up! It was only a dream...

"Shhh. It was only a bad dream."


A hand slides across Sheploo's chest reassuringly.


Slowly, he turns over.


And meets the loving gaze of TIM.

[Lucky Thirteen]

There's an even bigger threat that the Reapers were trying to protect us from.

[Abispa]

Multiplayer will allow you to run around nude while wielding a chainsaw! Can you say BEST... VIDEO... GAME... EVER...!?

[Chun Hei]

The Reapers LOVE themselves some Blue Oyster Cult.

[TheWerdna]

Shepard finds out he/she has a twin sibling, who is the Shepard of the opposite gender

[Chun Hei]

TheWerdna wrote...

Shepard finds out he/she has a twin sibling, who is the Shepard of the opposite gender

And an ancient Fremen prophecy foretells that their child will save the galaxy.

[Comsky159]

 Every ME3 character will be bisexual 

[Chun Hei]

Comsky159 wrote...

 Every ME3 character will be bisexual 

Just for you.