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[Unpleasant Implications]

Shepard dies during the trial and you fight the Reapers as Conrad Verner.

[Abispa]

Urz is pregnant.

[Errationatus]

 - The galaxy is saved by Kelly, who first listens to the Reapers' problems and then does a sexastious dance for them.  
Unfortunately, she makes about five gabillion Reaper bucks which are actually quarter-sized discs of uranium that gives her ass-cancer.  She however finds eternal fame as the pretty green Mount St.Kelly AssCancer.

 - It turns out that quarian girls are actually the boys of the species and vice-versa, and "Tali'Zorah" translated into galactic standard is "Arsenio".  Arsenio Vas Neema/Normandy.

 - Udina is actually a robot controlled by pan-dimensional mice searching for the ultimate question as to whether Miranda's breasts/buns can be considered planetary bodies as they have their own gravitational fields.

 - Legion starts complaining about a pain in diodes all down his left side and how no one ever listens to him, even though he has a brain the size of planet and all.

 - Zaeed completes his quest to become a "real goddamn boy" and reunite with his estranged woodcarver father, voiced by Harry Connick Jr.

 - ME3 is voiced in its near-entirety by Steve Blum.  He even VA's the explosions and gunshots. Reapers are voiced by Richard Simmons, except for the Master Reaper, VA'd by Ozzy.  

 - Due to some scaling irregularities, Reapers turn out to be about five inches high, or roughly the height of Lars Ulrich.

 - and finally:

The first DLC for ME3 is 4GB's and called "Tali's Lingerie" and we never see or hear from a single Talimancer ever again.

Modifié par JakeMacDon, 29 octobre 2011 - 04:01 .

[spirosz]

Jack will become the new "Illusive Man/Woman"

[DoNotIngest]

JakeMacDon wrote...

 - The galaxy is saved by Kelly, who first listens to the Reapers' problems and then does a sexastious dance for them.  
Unfortunately, she makes about five gabillion Reaper bucks which are actually quarter-sized discs of uranium that gives her ass-cancer.  She however finds eternal fame as the pretty green Mount St.Kelly AssCancer.

 - It turns out that quarian girls are actually the boys of the species and vice-versa, and "Tali'Zorah" translated into galactic standard is "Arsenio".  Arsenio Vas Neema/Normandy.

 - Udina is actually a robot controlled by pan-dimensional mice searching for the ultimate question as to whether Miranda's breasts/buns can be considered planetary bodies as they have their own gravitational fields.

 - Legion starts complaining about a pain in diodes all down his left side and how no one ever listens to him, even though he has a brain the size of planet and all.

 - Zaeed completes his quest to become a "real goddamn boy" and reunite with his estranged woodcarver father, voiced by Harry Connick Jr.

 - ME3 is voiced in its near-entirety by Steve Blum.  He even VA's the explosions and gunshots. Reapers are voiced by Richard Simmons, except for the Master Reaper, VA'd by Ozzy.  

 - Due to some scaling irregularities, Reapers turn out to be about five inches high, or roughly the height of Lars Ulrich.

 - and finally:

The first DLC for ME3 is 4GB's and called "Tali's Lingerie" and we never see or hear from a single Talimancer ever again.

Nothing can express what I've just experienced.



OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER.

[Avilia]

JakeMacDon wrote...

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 - ME3 is voiced in its near-entirety by Steve Blum.  He even VA's the explosions and gunshots. Reapers are voiced by Richard Simmons, except for the Master Reaper, VA'd by Ozzy.  

 [snipped]

You know, all things considered, I'd probably buy that.

[Sylvanpyxie]

- ME3 is voiced in its near-entirety by Steve Blum. He even VA's the explosions and gunshots. Reapers are voiced by Richard Simmons, except for the Master Reaper, VA'd by Ozzy.

Oh, my, god.

THE GENIUS IN THIS. THE PURE.... GENIUS!!

*Explodes*

Modifié par Sylvanpyxie, 29 octobre 2011 - 04:58 .

[Labrev]

lol prothytheprothean lol.

[Homebound]

Shepard IS the reapers.

[Loain]

Shepard dies a slow agonizing death from dextro-amino acid complications. "I knew I should have watched the vids."

[DoNotIngest]

Loain wrote...

Shepard dies a slow agonizing death from dextro-amino acid complications. "I knew I should have watched the vids."

So either the Reapers discover that Tali has a shotgun, or Garrus goes down an emo, poor-me path to self destruction (and Vakarian's the Reapers, too).



Or, y'know. We all die.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 29 octobre 2011 - 06:37 .

[Dave of Canada]

 Shepard doesn't have a great mind or is exceptionally skilled, he's the result of Protheon tampering with humanity before the previous extinction cycle. This being the reason why he's capable of accessing the beacons, why he's capable of convincing the cloned Krogan to talk (Paraphrase: "For seven night cycles, I've felt nothing but the urge to kill. You, something about you makes me want to speak.") and why he's not being indoctrinated.

[Another_Golden_Dragon]

Chun Hei wrote...

Comsky159 wrote...

 Every ME3 character will be bisexual 

Just for you.

This is actually possible, considering what the Shadow Broker's files have on her (Human Body language, Human courtship.....)

Speculation:  Ash is actually pregnant with Vega's child.

Modifié par Another_Golden_Dragon, 29 octobre 2011 - 06:38 .

[AtreiyaN7]

The Ghostbusters arrive through an interdimensional gate, whereupon they accidentally cross their beams while trying to contain the Staypuft Marshamallow Man. The resulting explosion will destroy the Reapers and cause smores to rain down everywhere.

[Dave of Canada]

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

Now now, this is speculation, not your deep-held beliefs on this, lol. Next we'll have Saphra in here saying that in ME3 you can surrender to the Reapers, and any other option results in total destruction.

It is speculation, I don't really believe it. I view the things which occur simply as protagonist armor.

[Esbatty]

AtreiyaN7 wrote...

The Ghostbusters arrive through an interdimensional gate, whereupon they accidentally cross their beams while trying to contain the Staypuft Marshamallow Man. The resulting explosion will destroy the Reapers and cause smores to rain down everywhere.

Not only is your ending delicious... its green. yay for our taste buds, yay for the environment.

[Aurora313]

Shepard gets melted down into a Reaper he 'ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL' of the ship, destroyed the Reaper fleet and left their debris floating around earth like a ring along with the shell he's using is left as a testiment to what happens to those who challenge humanity's right to exist. His consciousness, now akin to an AI, jumps constantly from ship to ship through subspace offering assistance or just for lolz.


Edit: The 'testiment' thing, is actually semi-serious.

Modifié par Aurora313, 29 octobre 2011 - 08:24 .

[CptData]

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Commander Shepard is real a clone of originally dead shepard.

You stole my idea

Na seriously: it's plausible. Maybe Cerberus made more than one Shepard? In case one fails? The ultimative Bossfight in ME3 will be: Shepard vs Cerb!Shepard!

[Aurora313]

I would love to see that happening, and I've made reference to the fact on the Ash forum. Hehe. I wonder which the VS would choose to follow and/or love.

[MordinKrios]

The asari are found out to be the paramilitary wing of the BlueMan Group.

[Ieldra]

Speculation:

The human of Illium's bachelor party was right: it turns out that the asari actually do mind control their potential vic... er, mates to find them attractive. Why this works over communication channels remains to be explained.

Modifié par Ieldra2, 29 octobre 2011 - 10:46 .

[arne1234]

At the beginning of ME3 you can change your characters face and gender and people will actualy make comments on it.
It be funny what your LI has to say abouth that