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[CptData]

arne1234 wrote...

At the beginning of ME3 you can change your characters face and gender and people will actualy make comments on it.
It be funny what your LI has to say abouth that

Ashley: Hi Shepard ... uhh ... naaah. I'm not bi.
f!Shepard: Ohh please, I did this for you!
Ashley: *facepalm*

(I can so totally see this).

[Aurora313]

Or alternatively.

Ashley: Hey Shep -- er what happened between horizon and now.
Shepard: What?
Ashley: You're um... hot.
Shepard: And?
Ashley: Male.
Shepard: Yea... I don't know how it worked, but some chick just clicked a box and all of a sudden my twins are gone and now I'm a guy.
Ashley: With a great ass.
Shepard: Really? *looks* huh... so I do..

[coelacyanth]

Rogue AIs have taken control, led by GLaDoS...

Modifié par coelacyanth, 29 octobre 2011 - 01:22 .

[Spartanburger]

Femshep is Manshep's LI.

[Abispa]

Shepard dies once again at the start of the game, and the only way to bring him back is to make him a Grey Warden.

[Aurora313]

YES! LOL. Totally!

[Leonia]

Nihlus didn't really die, 'twas just a flesh wound. He holds the key to stopping the Reapers and will join as a super secret squad-mate if Shepard (of either gender) chooses to romance him.

Modifié par leonia42, 29 octobre 2011 - 03:46 .

[DoNotIngest]

Abispa wrote...

Shepard dies once again at the start of the game, and the only way to bring him back is to make him a Grey Warden.

I wonder if by sleeping with every woman on the Normandy, Shepard can kill the Archreaper without leaping into its Mass Effect core.

[Abispa]

Saren will return as a spirit to help guide Shepard to victory. Then Shepard will have a special friend. S/he'll have a friend that nobody else, nobody else, can see... eee... eee. S/he'll have a friend, and nobody else, nobody else, but s/he... eee... eee...

[Abispa]

DoNotIngest wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Shepard dies once again at the start of the game, and the only way to bring him back is to make him a Grey Warden.

I wonder if by sleeping with every woman on the Normandy, Shepard can kill the Archreaper without leaping into its Mass Effect core.

Only the Rachni Queen can do the Dark Ritual.

[DoNotIngest]

Abispa wrote...

DoNotIngest wrote...

Abispa wrote...

Shepard dies once again at the start of the game, and the only way to bring him back is to make him a Grey Warden.

I wonder if by sleeping with every woman on the Normandy, Shepard can kill the Archreaper without leaping into its Mass Effect core.

Only the Rachni Queen can do the Dark Ritual.

Oh dear. I was hit with dark visions of a mutated Rachni invasion force swarming through the Galaxy, the body of a Rachni with the constant rapeface of a Sheploo. Nightmares ensue.

[BatmanPWNS]

Vega admits his a pacifist. Also he has a crush on Batarian's.

[The Everchosen of Chaos]

Harbinger declares that he finds Shepard 'fascinating'. 'hint hint'

or

Jack tells shepard thats she's a transexual and used to be a guy but forgot to change her name.

In Me3 we will finally meet Garrus older brother... Barrus.

The Normandy is destroyed for the second time.

[CrutchCricket]

Hellbound555 wrote...

Shepard IS the reapers.

Ha! Repercussions of Evil anyone?

Shepard: No! I must kill the Reapers!

Anderson: No Shepard. You ARE the Reapers.

And then.... Shepard was a husk.

Modifié par CrutchCricket, 29 octobre 2011 - 07:20 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Saren is resurrected into a scary skeleton. Again. But this time, he flies his hoverbike into the depths of space and indoctrinates all the reapers.

Muttering under their breaths, yet frightened by skeletal Saren's scary stare, they retreat back into their own reaper universe. Never to threated the galaxy again.

[teenparty]

The ogre statue in the Kasumi DLC was brought there by Sandal. Sandal, of course, enchanted the mass relays and built the reapers.

[King Minos]

The plot of the entire Mass Effect series is actually the bible, just misinterpreted by us. Commander Jesus/Allah saved us.

[Xeranx]

1. Armor in Mass Effect 3, while being modular, will offer slots in each piece of armor to modify stats to your taste.
2. Mass Effect 3 will show a return to its mature roots as displayed in the first game.
3. Jack will admonish others for swearing.
4. Anderson won't die.
5. Commander Shepard will be a person of color.

Modifié par Xeranx, 29 octobre 2011 - 07:45 .

[Iakus]

 Final boss fight:  Shepard vs Harbringer omniblade duel to the death.

[Xeranx]

iakus wrote...

 Final boss fight:  Shepard vs Harbringer omniblade duel to the death.

A la "Enter the Matrix".

[Demonique]

Grunt turns out to be female (and there's a rational explanation why Wrex and the other krogans didn't realise in the second game)

[Abispa]

Volus are really Quarian children.

[Volus Warlord]

Ashley's tragic flaw is sex addiction.

[Volus Warlord]

Abispa wrote...

Volus are really Quarian children.

HERESY!! Torches and pitchforks!