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[Shia Luck]

DoNotIngest wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

Joker was laying to everybody about his condition, he always was able to walk.

In fact, he can do much more than walk. He's not just any Jeff Moreau; Up until about five years ago, he was the legendary Jeff "Crazylegs" Moreau, tearing up the dance floor and azure all over Council Space, the Terminus systems and beyond.

Exactly. For what other reason would he NOT go to Afterlife?

...scared of being recognised by his fans

EDIT: Oops forgot to speculate ... errrrr  , I know!

All the MP haters will actually love it!

Have fun

Modifié par Shia Luck, 30 octobre 2011 - 07:37 .

[CrutchCricket]

Niftu Cal is the Chosen One and he'll pull a Neo on the Reaper invasion.
*raises hand* - "No..."

[Jotamide]

Quarians will look exactly like geth. A single eye and no facial features whatosever.

[FoxHound109]

The game will have no glitches.

[CptData]

Jotamide wrote...

Quarians will look exactly like geth. A single eye and no facial features whatosever.

That's impossible - you can clearly see two eyes and a nose behind their masks.

Quarians won't drop their suits in ME3, not even a romanced Tali in her sexy!scene. I bet a lot of Tali fans will hate BW for that. I won't, but I can understand. Tali's face is something for my imagination and she's looking darn beautiful.

BIGGEST TWIST: Quarians are descendants of surviving Protheans.

[Chun Hei]

CptData wrote...

That's impossible - you can clearly see two eyes and a nose behind their masks.

Ha! That shows how much you know of Quarian anatomy! Those are tonsils.

[Fortlowe]

Reapers are the good guys.

[Chun Hei]

Fortlowe wrote...

Reapers are the good guys.

Or at least good in bed.

[Chun Hei]

FoxHound109 wrote...

The game will have no glitches.

[Iakus]

Semi serious one:

TIM always intended the Suicide Mission to be a bloodbath. He wanted Shep to succeed, but he also wanted as many death as possible. Everyone on the Ship, from Chambers to Miranda to the very people recruited was someone TIM would just as soon see dead. He just wanted to get some use out of them first.

Plus, TIM knew more about what was beyond the Omega IV Relay than he let on.

[BlueMagitek]

Dholen's strange activity is actually the result of the C'tan. **** is about to go down.

[Xarathox]

The reapers true intentions is to assimilate LOLCATZ.

[Aurora313]

The alliance will be plunged into a civil war and Shepard has to choose between the sides. Typical argument stuff - one side goes for democracy, good and general paragons. The other side goes for ruthlessness, brutality and is ideal for renegades.

And their uniforms are colour coded.

And And. They faction symbols are the paragon wing and renegade star respectively

[Aurora313]

iakus wrote...

Semi serious one:

TIM always intended the Suicide Mission to be a bloodbath. He wanted Shep to succeed, but he also wanted as many death as possible. Everyone on the Ship, from Chambers to Miranda to the very people recruited was someone TIM would just as soon see dead. He just wanted to get some use out of them first.

Plus, TIM knew more about what was beyond the Omega IV Relay than he let on.

I support this as fact. TIM knew far more than he let on and he made damned sure that Everyone knew Shepard's new 'alligiences'. Think of the recruiting angle: If the hero of humanity supports an anti-alien extremist group, then who wouldn't?

[Chun Hei]

There is more than one Miranda working for Cerberus. In fact there is a clone army of them that report and "service" TIM. The Miranda on the Normandy "thinks" her story is true but in fact she will discover in ME3 that everything she thought she knew about her past is a lie.

And Oriana is carrying TIM's baby.

[Ravensword]

Chun Hei wrote...

There is more than one Miranda working for Cerberus. In fact there is a clone army of them that report and "service" TIM. The Miranda on the Normandy "thinks" her story is true but in fact she will discover in ME3 that everything she thought she knew about her past is a lie.

And Oriana is carrying TIM's baby.

I believe this to be true. But in ME3, I believe that one of the bosses you'll have to fight is TIM's new and improved Miranda:

[Abraham_uk]

Conrad Verner crawls out of the screen and tries to make out (thinking you are Comander Shepard). Uh oh.

[Aurora313]

... excuse me while I vomit out my last meal and pour bleach into my eyes. *shudders*

Hideous.

... Shepard becomes the new Illusive Man at the renegade end of ME3. He becomes God-Emperor of Mankind at the Paragon ending, and gets the gold power armour to match.

[CrutchCricket]

The Reapers are actually created by George Lucas and share his desire to come back every once in a while and **** with things needlessly.

[Ravensword]

Aurora313 wrote...

... excuse me while I vomit out my last meal and pour bleach into my eyes. *shudders*

Hideous.

... Shepard becomes the new Illusive Man at the renegade end of ME3. He becomes God-Emperor of Mankind at the Paragon ending, and gets the gold power armour to match.

What's w/ the exaggerated response?

[Aurora313]

Sorry. That comment was referring to the last few posts about Orianna and TIM. And yea.. kind of agree, might have been a little too much. Sorry about that.

But I was serious about the 'God Emperor' Thing

[lobi]

The universe is due to shift. Each shift results in mass extintions throughout the entire universe. The only stable places where life can survive is inside dark space and the entrance to darkspace. Unfortunatly it has to be modified so that the essence of a race is distilled into it's purest form and placed in an ambulatory container.
The Keepers are individuals that have been distilled and placed inside a carapace resembling insects. Unfortunatly the ID or psyche is diluted due to the liquifaction process.
For there to be enough distilled essence to build a conscienceness multiple organisms must be distilled.
Then the essence is stored inside the massive sized container.
It is the only way a race of organic beings can survive the shift, period. The Reapers are your salvation.

Modifié par lobi, 01 novembre 2011 - 02:32 .

[Aurora313]

@lobi.

I actually like that. It's a pretty darn good theory.

[RogueState]

Kaidan/Ashley are blasted into space by the nuclear explosion on Virmire and found near the start of ME3 still riding the bomb shouting Ye Ha!!!! They are rescued and become a full squad mate.

Further more starting a single conversation with Kaidan, Ashley and Liara will cause them all to fall madly in love with you regardless of gender even if you tell them all to go f*&k themselves! This will result in, no matter what conversation options you pick a four way dirty, freaky, love session which will leave Ashley and Liara pregnant!

[lobi]

Aurora313 wrote...

@lobi.

I actually like that. It's a pretty darn good theory.

The future belongs to the Geth.