Drone223 wrote...
The Heavy is Wrex
Spah sappin my Reaper!
Totally Ridiculous Speculation
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#177
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Posté 03 novembre 2011 - 02:11
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~Shepard arrives inside the Reaper Harbinger only to find it's being controlled by Fox News Anchors.
~Tali will be revealed to be Shepards old body from that got killed in ME2. Then the real Tali will be discovered in disguised as TIM.
~The Reapers are the 1% (Occupy Wall Street reference)
~Shepard finds Jack and Morinth doing the dirty down in the hold.
~Shepards fish up in the cabin will have little Geth spikes through them if you let Legion live. (I wish BW did that after the crew gets kidnapped in ME2. The Collectors impale them to get turned into little Husk fish. xD)
~EDI finds Shepard playing with his space ship models in his cabin like a little boy. Pew pew! pew pew!
~Shepards love interest will punch the annoying reporter in ME3 if you don't.
~Tali will be revealed to be Shepards old body from that got killed in ME2. Then the real Tali will be discovered in disguised as TIM.
~The Reapers are the 1% (Occupy Wall Street reference)
~Shepard finds Jack and Morinth doing the dirty down in the hold.
~Shepards fish up in the cabin will have little Geth spikes through them if you let Legion live. (I wish BW did that after the crew gets kidnapped in ME2. The Collectors impale them to get turned into little Husk fish. xD)
~EDI finds Shepard playing with his space ship models in his cabin like a little boy. Pew pew! pew pew!
~Shepards love interest will punch the annoying reporter in ME3 if you don't.
#178
Posté 05 novembre 2011 - 01:14
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The game will open with Liara finding Saren alive in the shower.
#180
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 10:59
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-Female quarians will not look like overgrown octopuses.
-Thane turns out to be the RED Spah and saps the Reapers into oblivion, and then backstabs Hackett, who was the BLU Engineer wrangling the Reapers.
- Male Quarians are nothing more than gender confused asari in disguise
- The volus become the primary trade partners for the geth, leaving the turians to die in bankruptcy. Also, the galaxy's supply of Fornax is constantly running out, and strange white emissions are constantly spotted near any geth platforms and structures
-Thane turns out to be the RED Spah and saps the Reapers into oblivion, and then backstabs Hackett, who was the BLU Engineer wrangling the Reapers.
- Male Quarians are nothing more than gender confused asari in disguise
- The volus become the primary trade partners for the geth, leaving the turians to die in bankruptcy. Also, the galaxy's supply of Fornax is constantly running out, and strange white emissions are constantly spotted near any geth platforms and structures
Modifié par JosephDucreux, 06 décembre 2011 - 11:05 .
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Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 11:02
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Modifié par JosephDucreux, 06 décembre 2011 - 11:05 .
#182
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 11:24
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Spy is LegionCrutchCricket wrote...
Drone223 wrote...
The Heavy is Wrex
Spah sappin my Reaper!
.'Geth do not infiltrate, intentionally...'
#183
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 11:48
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Shepard is the shell of Sovereign's mind that somehow and totally surprising survived. So basically Shepard in ME2 is Sovereign who hates Harbinger and wants to destroy it to become new supreme ruler of the Reapers.
Uhh ... yes.
Uhh ... yes.
#184
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:47
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Harbriger kills Shepards father. He has to prepare to die now.
#185
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 12:49
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- Commander Shepard will at some point kill a Reaper by shooting it in the groin with the giant laser fired from the Death Star he/she stole from the Galactic Empire with the help from Kasumi Goto. This will also result in the Reaper cursing Shepard in a high-pitched voice before being blown to smithereens.
- It's possible for Commander Shepard to scare away the Reapers by showing them the hello.jpg photo that originated from Goatse.cx long ago. The Reapers will end up fleeing the Milky Way Galaxy in disgust, vowing never to return again.
- Whenever Commander Shepard is near death during a battle, he/she will pop out a can of Spinach from hammerspace, open it, and eat it, causing Shepard regenerate to full health and will become impervious to all kinds of damage for the rest of a mission. The Popeye The Sailor Man theme song will also play in the background once the mission is completed. (Lyrics will be altered to be about Shepard instead of Popeye)
- Miranda Lawson and Justicar Samara will both have the ability to crush and enemy's head by placing the enemy's head in between their breasts and pressing them together really hard.
- All squadmates with biotics will have the ability to lift an enemy soldier in the air and rip them in half like paper. (Think of one of Ermac's Fatalities in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance)
- It's possible for Commander Shepard to scare away the Reapers by showing them the hello.jpg photo that originated from Goatse.cx long ago. The Reapers will end up fleeing the Milky Way Galaxy in disgust, vowing never to return again.
- Whenever Commander Shepard is near death during a battle, he/she will pop out a can of Spinach from hammerspace, open it, and eat it, causing Shepard regenerate to full health and will become impervious to all kinds of damage for the rest of a mission. The Popeye The Sailor Man theme song will also play in the background once the mission is completed. (Lyrics will be altered to be about Shepard instead of Popeye)
- Miranda Lawson and Justicar Samara will both have the ability to crush and enemy's head by placing the enemy's head in between their breasts and pressing them together really hard.
- All squadmates with biotics will have the ability to lift an enemy soldier in the air and rip them in half like paper. (Think of one of Ermac's Fatalities in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance)
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Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:17
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#187
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Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:22
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The Cult Of Shepard wrote...
- Miranda Lawson and Justicar Samara will both have the ability to crush and enemy's head by placing the enemy's head in between their breasts and pressing them together really hard.
yep
#188
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 03:28
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Laughing so hard at Joseph's speculations right now.
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Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 05:01
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Geth do not trade.JosephDucreux wrote...
- The volus become the primary trade partners for the geth, leaving the turians to die in bankruptcy.
#190
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 05:16
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Harby will lose a match in chess with Shepard.
#191
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 06:16
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Ticktank wrote...
James Vega will be a straight character.
.....dangly parts....
(I've been watching too much Harvey Birdman for my own good)
CrutchCricket wrote...
The Reapers are actually created by George Lucas and share his desire to come back every once in a while and **** with things needlessly.
This is such a situation:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Own hypothesis:
1.) The Illusive Man is actually the great great grandson of the G-Man.
2.) Shepard dies because his cooking skill wasn't high enough...
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#192
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 10:29
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Urdnot Wrex asks Mordin Solus to marry him.
#193
Posté 06 décembre 2011 - 10:33
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Ashley, Liara, Tali, and all other female party members will get breast jobs.
#194
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 03:38
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Shepard is really a mini reaper sent back through time to prevent the turian reaper from gaining the grand chairman seat from harbinger. He accomplishes this by getting Nihlus killed and Garrus fired, thus eliminating the two bossest turians and destroying their chance of unseating harbinger post reaping!
#195
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:37
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Arcian wrote...
Geth do not trade.JosephDucreux wrote...
- The volus become the primary trade partners for the geth, leaving the turians to die in bankruptcy.
The volus can be VERY convincing. Especially when they start talking about doing '2 volus 1 hanar' when you don't agree to their offers...
#196
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:43
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Last squadmate to get is Saren.
#197
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:44
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foxtrotcharlie wrote...
2.) Shepard dies because his cooking skill wasn't high enough...
LOL, wtf! hahahahaha
#198
Posté 30 décembre 2011 - 06:31
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Whether or not you opened the window shutters for Kasumi, Joker, Samara, and the Shadow Broker affects the outcome of Mass Effect 3.
Example: Opening Joker's shutters ensures survival, but if you open Samara's, it negates Joker's since her blue glow is so bright that it impedes visibility all the way at the front of the ship.
Example: Opening Joker's shutters ensures survival, but if you open Samara's, it negates Joker's since her blue glow is so bright that it impedes visibility all the way at the front of the ship.
Modifié par kimonoko, 30 décembre 2011 - 06:33 .
#199
Posté 17 janvier 2012 - 04:00
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The Reapers are actually good guys because they were building a force to combat Unicron.
Optimus Prime will be unearthed from Tuchanka and lead the krogan to victory.
Megatron will be unearthed by the turians and he'll turn them all into Decepticon lackeys.
Star Scream will be unearthed by Cerberus and will be the one controlling TIM.
Mega Man will appear out of an undiscovered Mass Relay that leads to another galaxy and ends up beating up everyone only to be beat back by Protoman in the end.
Shepard gets to sit back and relax as the galaxy burns and then restored.
In the end he will get all the blame and all the credit, go Shepard!
Optimus Prime will be unearthed from Tuchanka and lead the krogan to victory.
Megatron will be unearthed by the turians and he'll turn them all into Decepticon lackeys.
Star Scream will be unearthed by Cerberus and will be the one controlling TIM.
Mega Man will appear out of an undiscovered Mass Relay that leads to another galaxy and ends up beating up everyone only to be beat back by Protoman in the end.
Shepard gets to sit back and relax as the galaxy burns and then restored.
In the end he will get all the blame and all the credit, go Shepard!
