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Débuté par Ofcoursenot , nov. 07 2011 07:35

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#26
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:55

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D.Kain wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.

I thought she was attracted to Varren?


Also fish and hamsters.

Don't forget Drell and Klixen. Plus she has a fetish for purple-skinned, left-handed turians with twitches in their mandibles.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:55

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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

You need to fix your signature, unless you're trying to hide your "renegade and templar guy" part.


I see it clearly, what's wrong with it? >.>

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:56

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Dinosaur Act wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.

I thought she was attracted to Varren?


Also fish and hamsters.


Also syphillis.

So she slept with a microorganism?

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:56

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.


Yes like Shepard.

Hey, that's chicken legs, not goat legs! Get it right!


MaleShep - goat legs. FemShep - chicken legs.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:57

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Ofcoursenot wrote...

Dinosaur Act wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.

I thought she was attracted to Varren?


Also fish and hamsters.


Also syphillis.

So she slept with a microorganism?


She embraces them.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:58

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D.Kain wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.


Yes like Shepard.

Hey, that's chicken legs, not goat legs! Get it right!


MaleShep - goat legs. FemShep - chicken legs.

Garrus - The ****?

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:58

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D.Kain wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.


Yes like Shepard.

Hey, that's chicken legs, not goat legs! Get it right!


MaleShep - goat legs. FemShep - chicken legs.

If I may ask, who do you think it is that has goat legs? Goats have hooves, and no squadmate has hooves.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:59

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D.Kain wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

Dinosaur Act wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Ofcoursenot wrote...

Cthulhu42 wrote...

Bogsnot1 wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)


She has goat legs and plays the pipes?

No, she's just sexually attracted to people like that.

I thought she was attracted to Varren?


Also fish and hamsters.


Also syphillis.

So she slept with a microorganism?


She embraces them.

D'aww, that's so sweet!<3

#34
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 07:59

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Edit: Post removed. Too many nested quotes. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

Modifié par Chris Priestly, 07 novembre 2011 - 05:06 .

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:00

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Dave of Canada wrote...

EternalAmbiguity wrote...

You need to fix your signature, unless you're trying to hide your "renegade and templar guy" part.


I see it clearly, what's wrong with it? >.>


I CAN'T. And besides, I don;t like your maroon. It needs to be a color from either the ends of the spectrum, or a definitive color. And it needs to be centered. And it should be capitalized, without a period. It's messing with my OCD, man.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:01

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:03

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:04

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:09

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Kelly is turned on by goats. Thats what.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:10

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#41
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:19

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There is now a pyramid entirely centered around Kelly's Love.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:22

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Esbatty wrote...

There is now a pyramid entirely centered around Kelly's Love.

And here it shall stand, forever a symbol of wild, zero-regret cross-species sexual intercourse.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:22

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D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)

Nothing wrong with that. That's a welcome quality to break up the "human" centric vibe Cerberus gives off for the most part.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:24

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Esbatty wrote...

There is now a pyramid entirely centered around Kelly's Love.


I knew those Prothean ruins were familiar.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:25

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jreezy wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Anybody noticed that Kelly is pansexual? =)

Nothing wrong with that. That's a welcome quality to break up the "human" centric vibe Cerberus gives off for the most part.


I didn't say that was bad. Just an observation. 

#46
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:30

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Kelly's Sex Garden:
Image IPB

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:30

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where's that ascii facepalm guy when you need him?

the beta leak was from microsoft over xbox live. the plot leak was datamined from the beta leak by some russian dude.

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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:33

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Savadrin wrote...

where's that ascii facepalm guy when you need him?

the beta leak was from microsoft over xbox live. the plot leak was datamined from the beta leak by some russian dude.


In Russia, the plot leak datamines you.

#49
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:54

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D.Kain wrote...

Savadrin wrote...

where's that ascii facepalm guy when you need him?

the beta leak was from microsoft over xbox live. the plot leak was datamined from the beta leak by some russian dude.


In Russia, the plot leak datamines you.


oh snap...

does that mean i'm pregnant with a russian commander shepard clone?

#50
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Posté 07 novembre 2011 - 08:57

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Savadrin wrote...

D.Kain wrote...

Savadrin wrote...

where's that ascii facepalm guy when you need him?

the beta leak was from microsoft over xbox live. the plot leak was datamined from the beta leak by some russian dude.


In Russia, the plot leak datamines you.


oh snap...

does that mean i'm pregnant with a russian commander shepard clone?


That depends on whether you are from russia.)
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