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[ObserverStatus]

Using my awesome hackzazor skills, I have recently downloaded a more complete ME3 build than what anyone outside of Bioware has ever seen before, and oh man: the boss battle against the Illusive man is EPIC!  Since the events of Mass Effect 2, his base has landed on a small, desolate planet orbiting the dieing star his base once circled.  After Jack bravely sacrifices herself in an effort to distract an indoctrinated Jacob and Miranda, Commander finally gets to confront the Illusive Man, but than, plot twist!  It turns out that he has been cybernetically augmented by reapers, and transforms into a creature resembling a cross between a terminator and a big cat, shoots a hole in the window with a laser beam, and flees through the opening! After Shepard is sucked out the window, The normandy flies by and drops of the Mako, which Shepard uses to chase tIM.  However, although the Mako's controls have been greatly improved, the terrain was still very difficult to navigate, making it hard to avoid the beams from tIM's laser turret head.  Worst of all, it is capable of deploying miniature dragon's teeth capable of turning anyone who steps on one into a reaper, or puntruing the Mako's tires!  Oh, and did I forget to mention?  The dieing star has become dangerously unstable and the planet rotates very quickly, so if Shepard get's overtaken by the horizon whether it's because he couldn't navigate the 60% slopes or because he ran over a dragon tooth, he will burn to death in the star's gamma rays!  It was cool.

Modifié par bobobo878, 07 novembre 2011 - 07:49 .

[GMagnum]

dam i hope shepard got hella sunblock

[Sebbe1337o]

I call shinanigans.

[darthnick427]

is this legit or total bull ****?

[ObserverStatus]

darthnick427 wrote...

is this legit or total bull ****?

I mean every word I ever say, ever.

[C9316]

You're an idiot if you think this is true.

[ObserverStatus]

C9316 wrote...
You're an idiot if you think this is true.

You'll be sorry you didn't listen to my warning when your Shepard get's vaporized by radiation while trapped in a reaperized tank!

[AdmiralCheez]

Seriously, this wins.

[jamesp81]

Damn. I'm not sure which make me more sad: that this is what passes for trolling these days, or that people fall for it.

The art truly has been lost

[darthnick427]

oh trolls I honestly can't tell right now...so many spoilers have been thrown around i think it's damaging my ability to locate troll comments right away....

[darthnick427]

Cthulhu42 wrote...

The sad thing is that this isn't all that more crazy than the real spoilers.

O_O ........oh sweet jesus! damn my curiousity for wanting to know what happens!! MUST..........................................RESIST............URGE TO..................READ............SPOILERS!!!

Modifié par darthnick427, 07 novembre 2011 - 07:54 .

[Darthnemesis2]

bobobo878 wrote...

darthnick427 wrote...

is this legit or total bull ****?

I mean every word I ever say, ever.

He told me he'd love me forever 

[Homebound]

OMFG MAN! what did i tell u about spoilers? dude ruined forever!

[Deaddude56]

NO! EVERYONE, QUICK! GRAB YOUR ASSAULT RIFLES! OLD THREADS ARE BECOMING HUSKS!

[TheBlackBaron]

Your pony is bad and you should feel bad.

[Homebound]

My pony died because it wasnt pretty enough. :'(

[ObserverStatus]

TheBlackBaron wrote...

Your pony is bad and you should feel bad.

Oh no you didn't.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Necromancers everywhere! Go go go!