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[Zakatak757]

"Lookin' a little big around the mammary glands."

<Renegade Interrupt>

[Labrev]

Nothing wrong with love-handles anyway


<-- drools.

[1136342t54_]

ADLegend21 wrote...

My canon Femshep would say something like "That's not what Kahlee said" and it'd have some weight cuz she's bi XD.

Anderson: That's low shepard. You know I could never be with her due to my job. I loved her.

Shepard: *Appears sad and awkward*

Anderson: Nah just screwin with you Shepard. Lets go put our boots up some squid asses!

[Yuoaman]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Wait, why is it that telling a woman she's gained weight grounds for punching suddenly, but it's just playful banter if it's telling a guy he's put on weight?

Screw this.

Anderson: You're fat.

FemShep: Yup. Deal with it.

FemShep:  Dead cows'll do that to you.

[Yuoaman]

My Shepard would probably be making friends with everyone where he was being detained to drum up support. Though, of course he would have been keeping in shape as well - he just hasn't killed a living thing in a while.

[Cypher0020]

Ok... I thought that line was cute... and yes it should be for both genders.

I took it simply as Anderson indicates Shep is getting soft since being out of combat for a bit...

Hell, with everything going to explode soon, that's probably the only R&R poor Shepard has had in...years....

[Chuvvy]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Wait, why is it that telling a woman she's gained weight grounds for punching suddenly, but it's just playful banter if it's telling a guy he's put on weight?

Screw this.

Anderson: You're fat.

FemShep: Yup. Deal with it.

Oh my god this.

[Nimrodell]

Well, at least FemShep can do major prank with 'softer around the edges' remark:

Anderson: You became softer around the edges.
FemShep: That's 'cause I'm eating for two now.
Anderson: (gulps) Erm... you're pregnant? Dear god...
FemShep: Nah, it's just these implants thing.

[FoxHound109]

Really? He's saving her life and all some of you care about is her ******?



>_>

Person #1: Remind me again how we lost to the Reapers...

Person #2: Anderson didn't want to touch Shepards boobies so he left her to die.

Person #1: Right...

Modifié par FoxHound109, 08 novembre 2011 - 05:50 .

[GMagnum]

she shuld take dat as a compliment tbh cuz dats how men like dey women w/ sum weight on dem - no1 wanna have s3x w/ a twig tbh fem shep perfect she aint a twig yet she ant 1000 pounds either dam gurlz start puttin on some pounds we like dat extra meat yuh yuh yuh yuh waka waka flocka flocka aye aye aye aye get emmmmm shoutout 2 bsn luv yall

[FoxHound109]

^I love that your measurements go from twig to a thousand pounds.

[Yuoaman]

FoxHound109 wrote...

^I love that your measurements go from twig to a thousand pounds.

It's a very comprehensive scale.

[FoxHound109]

Yuoaman wrote...

FoxHound109 wrote...

^I love that your measurements go from twig to a thousand pounds.

It's a very comprehensive scale.

I know! Just yesterday I realized I was somewhere between a palm tree and 700 pounds and I thought to myself: "No more donuts for you!"

[Comsky159]

C9316 wrote...

I'd rather bioware not waste time on such scenes.

Hear, hear for Christ's sake.

Modifié par Comsky159, 08 novembre 2011 - 06:37 .

[Savadrin]

the boobs... they are squished up under the armor? and the chest/torso plate is like a couple inches thick..


i cannot understand the issue here...

if someone's about to fall to their death, grab them by whatever you can reach man, i doubt they'll care, unless it's a dude and for some reason the only thing in reach is jimmy and the twins... in which case i dunno, they might just die that day, because they'll sure wish they did if you catch them that way....

[Weltea]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...

Because if he does there better be a Renegade interupt to punch him in the gut! Haha!

Also during the scene where Anderson and Shephard are on a ledge of a building Anderson catches Shephard by his chest to pull him up.

Will these scenes change for ME3?

How would you change them from all the situations you guys have seen in the leaked gameplays for FemShep?

He better also call her "soft around the edges" because I definitely don't want the M!Shep/Anderson relationship to be friendlier and more informal than the F!Shep/Anderson one...
And he better touch her exactly where he touches M!Shep when he saves his life....If that moment gets changed just to be "more appropriate" (While saving someone!!!) that would be really really annoying...

Honestly I don't get your problem! Do you WANT the game to be dicriminating against F!Shep/have terrible and unbelievable animations? 'Cause that's all I see when I read this!

[Inutaisho7996]

Anderson was saving Shepard's life. I think he deserves to cop a feel just this once.

[Yuoaman]

Inutaisho7996 wrote...

Anderson was saving Shepard's life. I think he deserves to cop a feel just this once.

Anderson: Shepard, your armor is so smooth and hard...

[snfonseka]

Not a major issue for me, but still it sound funny.

[panamakira]

Kmead15 wrote...

I don't think it's armored in that scene, but still, I think you're allowed to make some allowances when someone is saving your life.

lol yeah it's gonna be an awkward scene afterward with him but seriously if he saved her life and happens to manhandle Shep in the process wellll......I say two things: 1) Very smooth, Anderson and 2) Uh, Thanks!

Modifié par panamakira, 08 novembre 2011 - 07:27 .

[Vegos]

It would be a total "Dude, where's my respect?" moment.

[Ryzaki]

...Why would you care if someone touched your chest while trying to drag you to safety. Wouldn't there be far more pressing things on your mind? Like not dying? Or the giant Reapers destroying your homeplanet? 

Modifié par Ryzaki, 08 novembre 2011 - 08:02 .

[Vegos]

Ryzaki wrote...

...Why would you care if someone touched your chest while trying to drag you to safety. Wouldn't there be far more pressing thins on your mind? Like not dying?

Touching, okay, but stopping to comment on it? I don't know, but that doesn't seem like a life-saving activity to me.

[Jilinna]

FoxHound109 wrote...

Yuoaman wrote...

FoxHound109 wrote...

^I love that your measurements go from twig to a thousand pounds.

It's a very comprehensive scale.

I know! Just yesterday I realized I was somewhere between a palm tree and 700 pounds and I thought to myself: "No more donuts for you!"

Rofl! My eyes are all watery from laughing so hard. <3

First I am a girl, & in all honesty Anderson is my Shepards confidant and friend, if he called me soft around the edges I would know he was joking & probably tease him by saying "Well I was in the brig what is your excuse"? But it would be all in good fun, my shepard knows him well enough for sarcastic comments to be tolerated.

Also I don't really care what he touches to save me, he is my friend so I trust him with my life. If I am about to fall to my doom, the first thing that comes to mind is HELP I AM GONNA DIE, not help Anderson is going to touch my boobies.

Modifié par Jilinna, 08 novembre 2011 - 08:08 .