Lucrece wrote...
I hope this thread is full of sterile people, for the sake of humanity.
Well for your own sake, stop hoping, I'm as virile as an ox.
Is Anderson going to call FemShep "soft around the edges"?
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#76
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 06:18
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Well for your own sake, stop hoping, I'm as virile as an ox.
Retour en haut
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 06:22
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Actually, I haven't. I skipped The senior ball (vanhojen tanssit) too all together with dancing lessons...natie wrote...
Wow, I can't believe some nerds think that girls are so paranoid about their boobs.
Did you ever try to hug a female friend? Or danced with her? Well, you probably touched her boobs in the process.
Get over it.
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#78
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 06:37
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naledgeborn wrote...
Lucrece wrote...
I hope this thread is full of sterile people, for the sake of humanity.
Well for your own sake, stop hoping, I'm as virile as an ox.
Get me a scapel! Or just stand still while I get a good, hard kick in.
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#79
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 06:49
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Lucrece wrote...
naledgeborn wrote...
Lucrece wrote...
I hope this thread is full of sterile people, for the sake of humanity.
Well for your own sake, stop hoping, I'm as virile as an ox.
Get me a scapel! Or just stand still while I get a good, hard kick in.
Uhh... no? I'm not really one for masochism. If you're patient though you might find someone like that here on the BSN. Thanks for the kind offer.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 06:58
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I'm sure femshep has a sense of humour, and god knows no one ever talk chop in the military >.>
plus the scares on my femshep's face say otherwise
plus the scares on my femshep's face say otherwise
#82
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 07:11
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You're a bit soft around the edges Jane Shepard...but I like it!
Come see me in my private quarters later...
Come see me in my private quarters later...
#83
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 07:55
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AdmiralCheez wrote...
Wait, why is it that telling a woman she's gained weight grounds for punching suddenly, but it's just playful banter if it's telling a guy he's put on weight?
Screw this.
Anderson: You're fat.
FemShep: Yup. Deal with it.
Anyone who fanrages at the idea of femshep getting a feminine walk should agree with the above.
#84
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:00
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I think Anderson's playful tubby joke and pat would be well received with a bitta chucklin' - same as Sheploo. For my FemShep anyway.
I thought it was cute and funny.
As for the boob grab, that's just silly.. FemShep obviously wouldn't care.
I thought it was cute and funny.
As for the boob grab, that's just silly.. FemShep obviously wouldn't care.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:09
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Soft around the edges: I don't see any problem w/ this for either Shepard.
"Copping a feel" while trying to save her life: I think my femShep would understand.
Actually, femshep is shorter than manShep, so his arm would probably extend over her upper chest. Not that it matters as I see it as a non issue.
"Copping a feel" while trying to save her life: I think my femShep would understand.
Actually, femshep is shorter than manShep, so his arm would probably extend over her upper chest. Not that it matters as I see it as a non issue.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:09
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onelifecrisis wrote...
Anyone who fanrages at the idea of femshep getting a feminine walk should agree with the above.
If those folks had their way, they'd mod Shepard into looking like something from a Fallout mod.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:11
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I thought that line was a reference to ME3's better graphics.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:12
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dam if i was anderson id throw sum dollar billz in da air n tell femshep 2 start poppin dat azz tbh
#89
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:13
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FemShep will likely file sexual harassment charges if anyone survives the Reaper invasion.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:14
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So wait, a man holds you on chest for a second to save your life and you're offended by that?
#91
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:15
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Alanosborn1991 wrote...
My FemShep would not allow this!!!!! D:
Well someone always has to dislike on something.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:16
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Yep. It's a friendly tease between comrades in arms who go way back. Shepard strikes me as comfortable enough with himself/herself to treat it as such, rather than freak out over it.CommanderJessica wrote...
I think Anderson's playful tubby joke and pat would be well received with a bitta chucklin' - same as Sheploo. For my FemShep anyway.
I thought it was cute and funny.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:17
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I think the issue dips further than just "whaa, but my FemShep...!"
The opening indicated a lot of things to me, regarding decision making from earlier games. And it isn't good.
If my Shep chose to actually believe in TIM and despise the Alliance for leaving her for dead, she wouldn't bother listening to the Alliance at this point. She wouldn't be "taken off duty". She's a goddamn Spectre. **** that.
But we're steamrolled into the "canon" opening because it's easier for the developers. I understand that; it just doesn't sit well with me. While one of my Sheps would most definitely do as the Alliance says and remain loyal to Anderson, my other wouldn't take their **** at this point. But she is anyway, and I assume she'll automatically be nice about it as well.
The opening indicated a lot of things to me, regarding decision making from earlier games. And it isn't good.
If my Shep chose to actually believe in TIM and despise the Alliance for leaving her for dead, she wouldn't bother listening to the Alliance at this point. She wouldn't be "taken off duty". She's a goddamn Spectre. **** that.
But we're steamrolled into the "canon" opening because it's easier for the developers. I understand that; it just doesn't sit well with me. While one of my Sheps would most definitely do as the Alliance says and remain loyal to Anderson, my other wouldn't take their **** at this point. But she is anyway, and I assume she'll automatically be nice about it as well.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:21
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AdmiralCheez wrote...
Wait, why is it that telling a woman she's gained weight grounds for punching suddenly, but it's just playful banter if it's telling a guy he's put on weight?
Screw this.
Anderson: You're fat.
FemShep: Yup. Deal with it.
Only if paragon. If renegade, it's like this:
Anderson: You're fat.
FemShep: No u!
Anderson: FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#95
Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:39
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Well...if it were real I'd probably respond with a "is that a wooden barrel you've got under your uniform? or was the sweet life of a council-member filled with too many cakes and fizzy-drinks?"
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:40
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Is this even true? Seriously? Is there a link or something? I think we're all making assumptions based on nothing now. If Anderson does grab Femshep's breasts, so what? Who wouldn't? Even if it means his death, at least he can say that he achieved the greatest goal in the universe. Though I suppose it would be an even greater achivement if he survives.
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Grabbed%20Shepard's%20breasts%20and%20survived
http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/Achievement.aspx?text=Grabbed%20Shepard's%20breasts%20and%20survived
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:47
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Liara already have that achievment twice muhahaaaa.Elton John is dead wrote...
Is this even true? Seriously? Is there a link or something? I think we're all making assumptions based on nothing now. If Anderson does grab Femshep's breasts, so what? Who wouldn't? Even if it means his death, at least he can say that he achieved the greatest goal in the universe. Though I suppose it would be an even greater achivement if he survives.
http://achievements....ts and survived
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 08:52
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"You're looking a little soft around the edges."
"Yeah. It's the unborn, scientifically implausible abomination-fetus formed from human and turian DNA I'm carrying."
"I... you... what?"
As far as the other thing goes, well. He'll be saving her life. I can't quite see why it'd be such a concern.
(Having said that, if there's a "well, I'm flattered sir, but I don't think we have time for this" response? I'm taking it. I am nothing if not willing to submit to predictable witticisms regardless of the situation.)
"Yeah. It's the unborn, scientifically implausible abomination-fetus formed from human and turian DNA I'm carrying."
"I... you... what?"
As far as the other thing goes, well. He'll be saving her life. I can't quite see why it'd be such a concern.
(Having said that, if there's a "well, I'm flattered sir, but I don't think we have time for this" response? I'm taking it. I am nothing if not willing to submit to predictable witticisms regardless of the situation.)
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 09:02
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bleetman wrote...
"You're looking a little soft around the edges."
"Yeah. It's the unborn, scientifically implausible abomination-fetus formed from human and turian DNA I'm carrying."
"I... you... what?"
*Garrus pops up*
Garrus: And it was totally worth it.
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Posté 08 novembre 2011 - 09:04
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Anderson can grab me anywhere if it's to save my life. I don't think that anyone really worries about which body parts are inappropriate to touch when someone's about to fall off a cliff/precipice/building and go splat - better inadvertent contact with one's boobs than death in my opinion. Also, I think the "soft around the edges" thing was just a joke and not much more than that.
