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#76
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Turian Councilor and Udina ****** me off, but not enough for violence.

That, that I reserve for TIM. I don't trust him, and I never have. I'm positive that he is the most dangerous thing in the galaxy short of the Reaper threat, and even that is just one breakthrough away.


*gasp* How could I forget him? Okay, he goes to the top of my hit list for making me miserable all through ME2.


After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.

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Garrus? Maybe. Zaeed? No, we can keep him on Cerberus' pay-roll where he can do the most good.


Now that just sounds like a renegade protecting renegades.

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dewayne31 wrote...

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Kai leng


And Miri's Father, I want to break him in two. >:(


your more merciful then i, i want to impale on a dragon teeth:)


No I literally want to slowly rip him in two. Shoot him, cruch him with my biotics, and slowly break him in peices. Then put his head on a spike.

He'll pay for conflicting harm on Miri and Oriana. Miri is my LI:wub:.

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DiebytheSword wrote...
After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*

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Eyeshield21 wrote...

MASSEFFECTfanforlife101 wrote...

Kai leng


And Miri's Father, I want to break him in two. >:(

oh crap I forgot about that A-hole.


I wish to tame a Thresher Maw and then have them meet...

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Tali *prepares to be murdered* She just kind of annoys me...
Udina
I'm on the fence with Zaeed.
While I don't want to kill the Turian Councillor, I'd like to knock him off of his high horse.

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Well, she seems to have some role in the game as an ally. We'll just have to wait and see...


A poorly-convieved role. It is just Bioware forcing another asari down our throats.

No worse than having another human be forced down our throats, of which we have plenty.


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Ambassador Udina and that Turian Councilor, would gladly space both of them.

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Oh, sweet naive Eternal Ambiguity. Wanting to kill someone only makes you not a paragon if A. the person you want to kill is an innocent. B. you kill without censure. and C. your only solution to all problems are, kill. My problem with Aria is the fact that I'm a Spectre and she knows it, and yet she still acts like a snide beeyotch. Respect my authoritah.

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Bekkael wrote...

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After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*


Wait, I can fix this.  DONNEL UDINA TOUNGES LOVE INTEREST, fixed yet?

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This is a no-brainer.

Miranda. In a hearbeat.

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DiebytheSword wrote...

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After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*


Wait, I can fix this.  DONNEL UDINA TOUNGES LOVE INTEREST, fixed yet?


:o:sick: I don't like your method of "fixing"! :pinched:

*goes off to stare at sexy Kaidan pics*

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Kudos to OP for thinking up a nice and original name for a hate/vent thread. :-)

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Ryuzetsu wrote...

Oh, sweet naive Eternal Ambiguity. Wanting to kill someone only makes you not a paragon if A. the person you want to kill is an innocent. B. you kill without censure. and C. your only solution to all problems are, kill. My problem with Aria is the fact that I'm a Spectre and she knows it, and yet she still acts like a snide beeyotch. Respect my authoritah.


Wanting to kill someone because they don't respect you is a Renegade thing to do. The Paragon shows them why they should respect.

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Bekkael wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

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After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*


Wait, I can fix this.  DONNEL UDINA TOUNGES LOVE INTEREST, fixed yet?


:o:sick: I don't like your method of "fixing"! :pinched:

*goes off to stare at sexy Kaidan pics*


It could have been worse, I could have used Ernest Borgnine.  That being said, you got off light. Image IPB

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The only ME character that I can't stand is Grunt. If it wasn't for the fact that I always want to save everyone I'd kill him off every time.

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Bekkael wrote...

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After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*

You need to be sent to a good catholic school.

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Garrus? Maybe. Zaeed? No, we can keep him on Cerberus' pay-roll where he can do the most good.


Now that just sounds like a renegade protecting renegades.


Do you think I would do such a thing?

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fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb wrote...

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After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*

You need to be sent to a good catholic school.


I'm too set in my ways for reformation. :devil:

@Sword Stop filling my mind with icky images!!! :?

@EA You embody all the best traits of a white knight. ;)

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Saphra Deden wrote...

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Garrus? Maybe. Zaeed? No, we can keep him on Cerberus' pay-roll where he can do the most good.


Now that just sounds like a renegade protecting renegades.


Do you think I would do such a thing?


That sounds like a rhetorical question to me, ha ha!


@Bekkael Thanks!

Modifié par EternalAmbiguity, 09 novembre 2011 - 03:09 .


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Are we answering this as our Shepard(s) or as ourselves? Because as myself, I wouldn't kill anyone. I don't believe in murdering people, even if they've done something unspeakable -- or were horribly mean to me, Ba'al forbid!

Modifié par koopaonfire, 09 novembre 2011 - 03:12 .


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Bekkael wrote...

fdgvdddvdfdfbdfb wrote...

Bekkael wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...
After his second obvious attempt to use myself or my allies as bait, he sealed his fate.  There will be sudden Mass Effect driven ventilation in his skull after a long tounge lashing of the kind that is diametrically opposite to the one you plan for Kaidan Alenko.


Alright now, stop talking about tongues and Kaidan in the same sentence. When you do I can't think of anything else..... *eyes glaze over*

You need to be sent to a good catholic school.


I'm too set in my ways for reformation. :devil:

@Sword Stop filling my mind with icky images!!! :?

@EA You embody all the best traits of a white knight. ;)


Okay, okay, lets head back in the other direction.

KAIDAN ALENKO TANNING OIL SUNLIT BEACH

If you glaze over again, I'mma gonna have to go scary places.  Image IPB

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Are we answering this as our Shepard(s) or as ourselves? Because as myself, I wouldn't kill anyone. I don't believe in murdering people, even if they've done something unspeakable -- or were horribly mean to me, Ba'al forbid!

^

Modifié par EternalAmbiguity, 09 novembre 2011 - 03:14 .


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DiebytheSword wrote...

KAIDAN ALENKO TANNING OIL SUNLIT BEACH


I must express my feelings with a visual representation...

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Thank you ionly sign in, appreciate the acknowledgment. Gladly taking friend requests. And again Eternal Ambiguity, if killing someone makes you a renegade then no one who plays the game is a paragon. Unless you've figured out some way to play through the game like Ghandi, you have killed raw tonnage in breathing beings. Aria knows this and yet she still tries to act like a thug, to my mind she needs to take a dirt nap for her Red Sand trafficking activities alone. The fact that she pissed me off is just a perk. Justice Dispensed!