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[Yuoaman]

Tom: Oh ****, it's a Reaper!
Gary: Which Reaper?
Tom: Oh, I think that's Arnold.
Gary: OH CRAP, IT'S ARNOLD!

[Cpt-Brit]

Yuoaman wrote...

Tom: Oh ****, it's a Reaper!
Gary: Which Reaper?
Tom: Oh, I think that's Arnold.
Gary: OH CRAP, IT'S ARNOLD!

"Its not Arnold you need to worry about Theodore and Patrick skitsophrenic mofos!"

Modifié par Cpt-Brit, 11 novembre 2011 - 07:11 .

[Confused-Shepard]

Starlight Vigil ... make it sound artsy and pretentious...

[Josh123914]

Chris Priestly wrote...

Steve.

Lol, just imagine Shepard vs. Harbinger and then out of no where Proto-Reapers pop up and posses shepard:

Proto-reapers: It's us, Proto-Reapers. And for your information we were indoctrinating organics WAY before it was cool !
Harbinger: How the hell did you get in here?
Proto-R: It's a long story that involves the name Steve, what about you?
Harby: Well first I was a cuttlefish, then I was a bug, now I'm a delicious Cthulu monster.....
Proto-R:Yeah, reincarnation's a b!tch like that. I must admit I'm not really used to being inside humans, not sure I like it very much.....
Harby: Hey, I've got an idea, lets be room mates!
Proto-R: More like MIND MATES!
*Cue unanimous laugh*
Proto-R: Yeah, but that would never work.
H: Why not?
PR: Because I'm kicking you out. *Harbinger explodes*
PR: Oh YEAH! I'm still the boss....... who just happens to look like a man....

[MajorMattem]

Political **** Storm

[g99]

My proposition for Reaper name:
biological-cybernetic cognitive collective mental mind artefact to perform and develop advanced processed calculation consensus procedures.
In short: BCCCMMAPDAPCCP.

So the war will be BCCCMMAPDAPCCP-war.

Modifié par g99, 11 novembre 2011 - 08:47 .

[LisuPL]

"Shrimps and bullets"

[ThanesSniper]

I imagine that once the Reapers win, they'll call it something like "Cycle 10,528"

[Zkyire]

"Reapers"? What are these things you keep referring to? Obviously it will be 'The Second Geth Attack'.

[100k]

LegionMan wrote...

CptData wrote...

Chris Priestly wrote...

Steve.

Chris.

Wrex

Shepard.

[Cpt-Brit]

Zkyire wrote...

"Reapers"? What are these things you keep referring to? Obviously it will be 'The Second Geth Attack'.

The Council tries pulling that sh*t again and they are getting the Manuel treatment...

[SynheKatze]

The Predictable War?

[Meshaber]

Galactic extinction #3718

[Shakespeares McGeth]

The War to End all wars: 2

[Reptilian Rob]

Chris Priestly wrote...

Little Timmy: "So what did you do back in Steve, Grampa?"
Grampa: "I don't want to talk about it. It was long and painful. We lost a lot of good men back in Steve."

Coiencidentally, Steve never walked the same way again. 

[Zebron is reaL]

Macho Grande

[Tesla17]

The "Ah, yes, Reapers" War

[Xeranx]

For something like this, the name of the war would have to be ironic.

[Chapity]

The reaparian jihad. Or, the fifty-thousand years war. Or steve. Or perhaps the strange incidence with those that we dismissed.

[Major Tao]

Bluko wrote...

The War of Conflicting Interests.

Shepard:"The Reapers are destroying all life! We need to-"
Elcor:"With great remorse. We are sorry human, but we cannot help you with this matter. The Hanar have taken all of our fish."
Hanar:"This one does not know what the Elcor is talking about."
Shepard:"Looks guys we can worry about this later. But if we don't do something right now, the Reapers-"
Elcor:"With duress. You must solve this problem for us human. Only then will we help raise Galactic Readiness by 5 points. I have uploaded the details to your journal."

Shepard:

Garrus:"Oh hey Shepard that reminds me. We need to find out where all the female Turians went before we can help you. You know I don't think I've seen a single female for over two years now..."
Wrex:"What? Don't look at me. I didn't eat them."
Legion:"Shepard Commander. Geth platforms require new optical light bulbs before providing assistance."
Quarian:"Oh kee'lah that's right! Shepard! The Migrant Fleet is running out of element zero! Could you mine some for us?"
Zaeed:"I could use a heating blanket. That takes me back..."
Miranda:"I could use some new high-heels Shepard."
T.I.M.:"Shepard. I know we're enemies, but could you pick up some cigarettes for me? Thanks."
Jacob:"Heavy risk... with the second-hand smoke."
Kaidan:"I need some aspirin for my migranes. You know can't really use my Biotics..."
Hackett:"Commander. Shifty looking cows have just made off with the entire Alliance fleet. I know you don't answer to me, but we could really use your help on this one. Hackett out."
Anderson:"Shepard! Defend Burger Town! Destroy Harbinger with your Omni-Blade!"

Very Funny Bluko !    
I think you're right -that may well be how we'll feel as we run around trying to get a bunch of demands and needs met for our allies.

 Shepard:  "C'mon Miranda - forget about the shoes already - don't  you know there are hungry Elcor out there ? !!!"

My feeling is that every sentient race will call the conflict something slightly different. 

Legion:  "We designate this conflict:  The War with the Old Machines"

Jack:    "Well I'm gonna call it:   "The War with the Cyber Space Squids"

Thane:   "The Hanar have legends about a terrible conflict between the Enkindlers and the Extinguishers...also known as the Bringers of Darkness..."

It WOULD be cool if Tali and Legion were to hack a Reaper Core and learn exactly what number Extinction Cycle the Reapers are up to now.... 

[Isaidlunch]

The Battle for Shepard's Heart

[Reptilian Rob]

Bluko wrote...

The War of Conflicting Interests.

Shepard:"The Reapers are destroying all life! We need to-"
Elcor:"With great remorse. We are sorry human, but we cannot help you with this matter. The Hanar have taken all of our fish."
Hanar:"This one does not know what the Elcor is talking about."
Shepard:"Looks guys we can worry about this later. But if we don't do something right now, the Reapers-"
Elcor:"With duress. You must solve this problem for us human. Only then will we help raise Galactic Readiness by 5 points. I have uploaded the details to your journal."

Shepard:

Garrus:"Oh hey Shepard that reminds me. We need to find out where all the female Turians went before we can help you. You know I don't think I've seen a single female for over two years now..."
Wrex:"What? Don't look at me. I didn't eat them."
Legion:"Shepard Commander. Geth platforms require new optical light bulbs before providing assistance."
Quarian:"Oh kee'lah that's right! Shepard! The Migrant Fleet is running out of element zero! Could you mine some for us?"
Zaeed:"I could use a heating blanket. That takes me back..."
Miranda:"I could use some new high-heels Shepard."
T.I.M.:"Shepard. I know we're enemies, but could you pick up some cigarettes for me? Thanks."
Jacob:"Heavy risk... with the second-hand smoke."
Kaidan:"I need some aspirin for my migranes. You know can't really use my Biotics..."
Hackett:"Commander. Shifty looking cows have just made off with the entire Alliance fleet. I know you don't answer to me, but we could really use your help on this one. Hackett out."
Anderson:"Shepard! Defend Burger Town! Destroy Harbinger with your Omni-Blade!"

I laughed, so hard.

[Prince of Kemet]

The War of Extinction

[pfhorlorn]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

My ass.

"A lot of fine men died back in my ass."

"My ass nearly destroyed the galactic infrastructure."

"I have a lot of bad memories about my ass."

"Just think--in a few decades they'll be writing victory songs about my ass."

"Don't you ever joke about my ass! I saw some horrifyin' shіt go down when I was on tour in my ass... the kind o' crap they don't tell you in fairy tales."