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#51
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Eustacia wrote...

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Jeez, it's just EDI.


Even an AI needs a little love.

Maybe not physical love, but love nontheless.


I know right. These cold-hearted bastards.


I know right!? Shame on us for denying Joker some of that robo loving! Though Joker should like the cold-hearted types, considering EDI is a computer, so she wouldn't have a heart... right? :? I'll stop talking before I give Bioware ideas.

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Actually, I'm looking forward for EDI!bot. And I know she and the VS won't get along that well - but still - yes I know about that spoiler too. Good to know since EDI -is- "someone" I care for, but even more for my VS ...

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CptData wrote...

Actually, I'm looking forward for EDI!bot. And I know she and the VS won't get along that well - but still - yes I know about that spoiler too. Good to know since EDI -is- "someone" I care for, but even more for my VS ...


I wish we got to see the pictures of her in the bot body, it must be really hot.:D:wub:

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Wittand25 wrote...

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I wonder if Joker get's lucky with EDI in android body?


With Mordin as help? Probably.

I've seen part of leak when someone (Mordin? Chakwas?) warn Shepard that Joker might be injured because EDI is made of alloy which is not as flexible as human tissues:sick:

It is a talk between Joker and Mordin, similar to the sex tips Shepard can get from Mordin in ME2.
There is also dialog of EDI asking Shepard for dating advice


I just threw up in my mouth...

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Yuqi wrote...

Wittand25 wrote...

mineralica wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

I wonder if Joker get's lucky with EDI in android body?


With Mordin as help? Probably.

I've seen part of leak when someone (Mordin? Chakwas?) warn Shepard that Joker might be injured because EDI is made of alloy which is not as flexible as human tissues:sick:

It is a talk between Joker and Mordin, similar to the sex tips Shepard can get from Mordin in ME2.
There is also dialog of EDI asking Shepard for dating advice


I just threw up in my mouth...


OH camon, thier romance would be like blade runer's, and that's good thing, and I know that you guys and me as well would enjoy thier sex scene:kissing::wizard:.
Imagine the scene.:o

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Yuqi wrote...

Wittand25 wrote...

mineralica wrote...

Someone With Mass wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

I wonder if Joker get's lucky with EDI in android body?


With Mordin as help? Probably.

I've seen part of leak when someone (Mordin? Chakwas?) warn Shepard that Joker might be injured because EDI is made of alloy which is not as flexible as human tissues:sick:

It is a talk between Joker and Mordin, similar to the sex tips Shepard can get from Mordin in ME2.
There is also dialog of EDI asking Shepard for dating advice


I just threw up in my mouth...

Well it is not that bad. The dialog ends with EDI planning to take Joker to see a play about a hung beauty surgeon.
So nothing requireing the exchange of body fluids and/or motor oil comes up in the talk (not sure about the play but that happens offscreen at least).
Oh I forgot, of course EDI also aquired the daddy issues mandatory for a squadmate together with her new body.

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Dunno. Actually, I like the idea. My first Joker-romance is Tali tbh, but EDI & Joker could be interesting too. However, I don't know if that romance has a chance on the long run. Joker is not ugly and there are a lot of pretty girls out there. Why should he stick with EDI?

Wait ... because EDI can snap his bones with her little finger.

Poor Jeff.

BTW: does anyone remember the affection between Rommy (Andromeda) and that engineer ... Harper? Looks as if EDI-Joker-love is a homage ...

Modifié par CptData, 01 décembre 2011 - 01:59 .


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if EDI is in the body of that Android, where is she on the Normandy, is she sitting next to Joker or some were else?

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ANd if you guys  think I wasn't serous about EDI and Joker sex scene, now you can see I have my serious face on.

Also guess who is that on the pitcure^_^.

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I don't have anything about EDI or the Prothean, I like them, though I find both a bit unrealistic (I haven't read the leak about how the Prothean survived, so I'll hold my judgement about his survival) but I'd prefer if their spot would have been filled by 2 ME2 squadmates.

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CptBomBom00 wrote...

if EDI is in the body of that Android, where is she on the Normandy, is she sitting next to Joker or some were else?


I think she'll be a bit everywhere, since she'll talk to Shep about how she should approach her relationship with Joker. Would be awkward to do that right next to the guy.

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SO this around squad mates are able to walk around the Normandy?, also if anyone read the leak, i bet it's changed now, but anyway could someone tell me how the prothean survived.

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CptBomBom00 wrote...

SO this around squad mates are able to walk around the Normandy?, also if anyone read the leak, i bet it's changed now, but anyway could someone tell me how the prothean survived.


He was meant to be the leader of the new Prothean empire after their cycle (they were even planning to make the humans a part of it if we so chose and help us defeat the Reapers when the time of the next cycle arrived fifty thousand years later), but he and his team was betrayed by the indoctrinated sleeper agents, and the Reapers pretty much smashed their plan to bits.

He hid in a stasis chamber somewhere (some evidence hints towards Eden Prime, but I'm not sure) and then Cerberus woke him up and he slaughtered a good bunch of them before running into Shepard, who's the only one that can understand him (thanks to the Cipher) before he gets a proper translator.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

CptBomBom00 wrote...

SO this around squad mates are able to walk around the Normandy?, also if anyone read the leak, i bet it's changed now, but anyway could someone tell me how the prothean survived.


He was meant to be the leader of the new Prothean empire after their cycle (they were even planning to make the humans a part of it if we so chose and help us defeat the Reapers when the time of the next cycle arrived fifty thousand years later), but he and his team was betrayed by the indoctrinated sleeper agents, and the Reapers pretty much smashed their plan to bits.

He hid in a stasis chamber somewhere (some evidence hints towards Eden Prime, but I'm not sure) and then Cerberus woke him up and he slaughtered a good bunch of them before running into Shepard, who's the only one that can understand him (thanks to the Cipher) before he gets a proper translator.


Thx man.:police::bandit::bandit:

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CptData wrote...

BTW: does anyone remember the affection between Rommy (Andromeda) and that engineer ... Harper? Looks as if EDI-Joker-love is a homage ...

A romantic and an optimist, Cpt? I think it's just simple EDIxJoker fanservice, including the sexbot body for Jeff to give his p0rn collection up for. Who dares surf p0rn if your 'lover' can snap your already brittle bones with her pinky.

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The social-awkwardness of ME characters in general tells you a lot about the people the devs/writers are (no offense, BW).

But even entertaining the idea of Joker/Sexbot romance is just F'd up, what to say of writing out entire dialogue of it and possibly having it in-game.

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Kyrene wrote...

CptData wrote...

BTW: does anyone remember the affection between Rommy (Andromeda) and that engineer ... Harper? Looks as if EDI-Joker-love is a homage ...

A romantic and an optimist, Cpt? I think it's just simple EDIxJoker fanservice, including the sexbot body for Jeff to give his p0rn collection up for. Who dares surf p0rn if your 'lover' can snap your already brittle bones with her pinky.


I hope for more in that matter. And I can't really see EDI developing "real" romantic feelings for Joker. She's still an AI, and AIs don't have feelings, even a sophisticated AI like EDI does not have.

To bring up that spoiler again: EDI!bot has some unhealthy effect on the VS at some point in the game - without remorse.

Joker on the other hand seems to be the "social awkward type". I guess that's why he has no active romance - in some way he remembers me a real "old school" nerd. He lives for what he loves but doesn't care much for anything else. I like Joker, btw, but that's pretty much his character. :)

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CptData wrote...

Kyrene wrote...

CptData wrote...

BTW: does anyone remember the affection between Rommy (Andromeda) and that engineer ... Harper? Looks as if EDI-Joker-love is a homage ...

A romantic and an optimist, Cpt? I think it's just simple EDIxJoker fanservice, including the sexbot body for Jeff to give his p0rn collection up for. Who dares surf p0rn if your 'lover' can snap your already brittle bones with her pinky.


I hope for more in that matter. And I can't really see EDI developing "real" romantic feelings for Joker. She's still an AI, and AIs don't have feelings, even a sophisticated AI like EDI does not have.

To bring up that spoiler again: EDI!bot has some unhealthy effect on the VS at some point in the game - without remorse.

Joker on the other hand seems to be the "social awkward type". I guess that's why he has no active romance - in some way he remembers me a real "old school" nerd. He lives for what he loves but doesn't care much for anything else. I like Joker, btw, but that's pretty much his character. :)



Well, she has told jokes, and "cares for her crew mates." Then there's always the old sci-fi staple of an A.I. learning to love. Its still ridiculous.

Modifié par android654, 01 décembre 2011 - 06:38 .


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Wonder if they'll use Tricia Helfer's face for the fembot. Bioware might want to look at ODST 1st before they try that if at all. I think shes an attractive woman in real life but her face didn't translate well to game graphics. Kinda man-ish imo. That being said I'm fine with EDI as being on the squad.

Modifié par Mecha3, 01 décembre 2011 - 06:33 .


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Mecha3 wrote...

Wonder if they'll use Tricia Helfer's face for the fembot. Bioware might want to look at ODST 1st before they try that if at all. I think shes an attractive woman in real life but her face didn't translate well to game graphics. Kinda man-ish imo. That being said I'm fine with EDI as being on the squad.

The fembot is going to be an android version of Eva Core from the Mass Effect: Evolution comic.

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PseudoEthnic wrote...
The fembot is going to be an android version of Eva Core from the Mass Effect: Evolution comic.


God, I hope not. That character was as bland as a white sheet of paper.

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joker deserves some loving hehe ps where on earth did u guys get all thses leeks from??? i cant find anything lol

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Burneye Is God wrote...

joker deserves some loving hehe ps where on earth did u guys get all thses leeks from??? i cant find anything lol


Maybe because of the Purge that BW did, the same Purge that everyone here knows as BioWare's Mighty Purge againts old leaked beta, from which one russian dude have extracted/discovered written script.

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i wish i knew that russian bloke lol

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CptBomBom00 wrote...

Burneye Is God wrote...

joker deserves some loving hehe ps where on earth did u guys get all thses leeks from??? i cant find anything lol


Maybe because of the Purge that BW did, the same Purge that everyone here knows as BioWare's Mighty Purge againts old leaked beta, from which one russian dude have extracted/discovered written script.


IS this the same "Russian Guy" who leaked Nigel Fishnchip's picture last year? I can't help but feel that all of these "leaks" are sanctioned to test public reaction.