Why the hell did that loser ****** off into oblivion during Awakening when we needed some damn Wardens to help us out with this stupid big fat Broodmother witch? LOSER!
Also, they've handled heterosexuality in this game so wrong that it's completely repulsive and immensely disgusting. Everyone should just be ******, it's better that way.
Stupid characters.
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#102
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 07:28
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Just because you don't understand or approve of the character doesn't mean Alistair is poorly made.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 07:31
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Saying everyone should be ****** is just as retarded as saying that everyone should be straight.
And your four points about Alistair are not necessarily bad things. YOU just view them as bad.
And your four points about Alistair are not necessarily bad things. YOU just view them as bad.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 02:02
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LOL.That is the single most idiotic thing I've read in a long time. It is also completely unrealistic to expect a game developer to only make homosexual characters; concidering not everyone is homosexual.TheButterflyEffect wrote...
Also, they've handled heterosexuality in this game so wrong that it's completely repulsive and immensely disgusting. Everyone should just be ******, it's better that way.
I myself, am not gay or bi and have zero desire to play homosexual only characters.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:23
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ShimmeringDjinn wrote...
LOL.That is the single most idiotic thing I've read in a long time. It is also completely unrealistic to expect a game developer to only make homosexual characters; concidering not everyone is homosexual.TheButterflyEffect wrote...
Also, they've handled heterosexuality in this game so wrong that it's completely repulsive and immensely disgusting. Everyone should just be ******, it's better that way.
I myself, am not gay or bi and have zero desire to play homosexual only characters.
It's also completely unrealistic for a game developer to make only heterosexual characters, considering not everyone is heterosexual.
And my four points about this lousy ass character and his even more lousy ass goddamn stupid ****** pot "romance" are still correct, this kid is a load of steaming crap. and no one has yet presented a good argument to that, because these no excuse for this little pisshead's actions. Bad writing. Bad writing. Dismally bad writing.
DA2 might have been crap in terms of gameplay but the characters were all VERY well written (except the white haired elf with the stick up his ass, but I just pretend THAT loser does not exist since we don't need to accept him into the party, unlike this jerkwad Altair who those accursed fools didn't give us the option to gut him with a sickle or toss his witless whiny ass out of the damn party.)
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#108
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:34
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Except, not everyone in dragon age origins is heterosexual. Both leliana and zevran are bi-sexual so your point is void.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:38
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Ya know, I've been, like, thinking, and I totally think that we should all, like, take a step back and practice our Asunara yoga.
First, take a deep breath and assume the Bear Rising Over Party position:
Followed by our Maker This Is a Hysterical Troglodyte position and chant:
http://www.tumblr.co...sp8579jT1r12a4x
There, isn't that, like, totally radically better?
First, take a deep breath and assume the Bear Rising Over Party position:
Followed by our Maker This Is a Hysterical Troglodyte position and chant:
http://www.tumblr.co...sp8579jT1r12a4x
There, isn't that, like, totally radically better?
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:39
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And they're great characters, BioWare did a loverly job on them.
The "straights", the witch and the paladin? Not so much. Their approach to sexuality in regards with these two characters so immensely revolting, they did a very poor job. Awful, awful.
The "straights", the witch and the paladin? Not so much. Their approach to sexuality in regards with these two characters so immensely revolting, they did a very poor job. Awful, awful.
#111
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:41
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TheButterflyEffect wrote...
Why the hell did that loser ****** off into oblivion during Awakening when we needed some damn Wardens to help us out with this stupid big fat Broodmother witch? LOSER!
Also, they've handled heterosexuality in this game so wrong that it's completely repulsive and immensely disgusting. Everyone should just be ******, it's better that way.
I find this highly offensive you heterophob!
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:42
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rak72 wrote...
TheButterflyEffect wrote...
Why the hell did that loser ****** off into oblivion during Awakening when we needed some damn Wardens to help us out with this stupid big fat Broodmother witch? LOSER!
Also, they've handled heterosexuality in this game so wrong that it's completely repulsive and immensely disgusting. Everyone should just be ******, it's better that way.
I find this highly offensive you heterophob!
The way they handled the procreation aspect in particular is very especially vile and revolting.
#113
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:43
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Maker grant me the strength to resist feeding the troll...
#114
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:46
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I'm not trying to troll, I'm trying to make a point about how I feel about the way Bioware handled this kind of thing. Because I don't think it was done well. Or tastefully.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:48
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*snicker* This, like, reminds me of this totally hysterical story, stop me if you've heard of it:
This, like, totally 'awesome' divine dude finds a hot young chick to, like, sow his little deific oats, or, like, whatever, and then has one of his, like, pathetic little underlings placate her by, like, telling her she's like, pregnant with, like, a Son of God. Yeah, I wonder how that turned out?
Oh! Oh! And then there's, like, the story of the girl with the crimson hoodie who, like, totally did it with a wolf. Awoo!
Ooo! Ooo! And don't forget that totally gnarly epic (not!) tale of, like, that idiot with that silly heel (or ankle, or whatever) vulnerability that totally, like, couldn't forget his little hottie friend and then went and got, like, shot or something.
Oh, yeah, and then there's, like, the story of the chaotic fractal that, like, totally thought they, like, could tell other people what to, like, think about the world and, like, fundamental aspects of humanity that have been debated much more intelligently for millenia and then expect people to, like, try to take them seriously?
Yeah, I agree. That last bit is, like, totally the most unbelievable.
This, like, totally 'awesome' divine dude finds a hot young chick to, like, sow his little deific oats, or, like, whatever, and then has one of his, like, pathetic little underlings placate her by, like, telling her she's like, pregnant with, like, a Son of God. Yeah, I wonder how that turned out?
Oh! Oh! And then there's, like, the story of the girl with the crimson hoodie who, like, totally did it with a wolf. Awoo!
Ooo! Ooo! And don't forget that totally gnarly epic (not!) tale of, like, that idiot with that silly heel (or ankle, or whatever) vulnerability that totally, like, couldn't forget his little hottie friend and then went and got, like, shot or something.
Oh, yeah, and then there's, like, the story of the chaotic fractal that, like, totally thought they, like, could tell other people what to, like, think about the world and, like, fundamental aspects of humanity that have been debated much more intelligently for millenia and then expect people to, like, try to take them seriously?
Yeah, I agree. That last bit is, like, totally the most unbelievable.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:52
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Yeah, but in this story, it's pretty damn polar opposite from some miraculous virginal conception... in this story, it's utterly sickening.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:56
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Pfft! Nonconsensual impregnation with a minor vs consensual impregnation between two consenting adults... Yup, gee, wonder which one is more revolting... and which one actually has a basis in reality...
Mmmmmm... pancakes!
Mmmmmm... pancakes!
#118
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 04:57
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If it sickens you, DON'T DO IT! Problem solved.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:00
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Then why did Altair do that with her willingly all by his own choice in Drakespork Canticles? With no Warden there to persuade? The heck?
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:00
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Oh, one more thought on eternity:
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:02
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But, you know, still doesn't explain the wonder of pancakes? Hard to imagine... Almost as hard as someone not knowing the difference between pro forma and ad hominem, reading comprehension and contrasting particulars, and (worst of all!) the delicate threading of facetious wonder vs the pedantic nature of the incredible infinite...
Ahhh, 42... how I love you...
Ahhh, 42... how I love you...
#122
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:07
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TheButterflyEffect wrote...
Then why did Altair do that with her willingly all by his own choice in Drakespork Canticles? With no Warden there to persuade? The heck?
He was banging Lelianna in DSC, so she was the one who persuaded him.
Edit - he was probably also banging her while you warden wasn't looking.
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:13
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Mmmmm... Drakespork Cuticles... the perfect implement for eating pancakes...
And, like, whoa, I just realized: huh, consensual means they both said yes, nonconsensual means one says no. And I said nonconsensual with a minor, consensual between adults. Hmmm... I wonder which was consensual and which was nonconsensual?
Yup, Western civilizaton: based on the shenanigans of a deific tomfoolery. Delicious!
Hmmm... Like pancakes!
And, like, whoa, I just realized: huh, consensual means they both said yes, nonconsensual means one says no. And I said nonconsensual with a minor, consensual between adults. Hmmm... I wonder which was consensual and which was nonconsensual?
Yup, Western civilizaton: based on the shenanigans of a deific tomfoolery. Delicious!
Hmmm... Like pancakes!
#124
Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:15
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Why does the way I spelled "banging" look wrong? Is it 2 g's?
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Posté 07 décembre 2011 - 05:16
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Nah, a good banging should involve at *least* 5 G's. 6, if the g-mo moment is strong enough.
Or if pancakes are involved...
Or if pancakes are involved...
