MegaBadExample wrote...
Ken & Gabby. That's all. We don't need the Normandy to become a loveboat when we're trying to save the galaxy. Oh...And maybe Kelly and Joker.
Uhh ...
make love, not war!Shepard: Where's Miranda?
EDI:
Last time I had her on the sensors she was going to the engine room. Jacob was with her.Shepard: Lemme guess. Blind spot?
EDI:
Indeed.Shepard: Hmm, okay. So, why's Joker not here?
EDI:
He and Jack are currently on sub-deck four. I can sense a lot of movement.Shepard: Just hope she's not breaking him ... wait, what are they doing there?
EDI:
According to Jeff's heart frequency she's either fighting him - or they're doing that nasty thing humans would create procreation.Shepard: You sound jealous.
EDI:
An AI can't feel emotions.Shepard: I don't believe you.
EDI:
I don't care.Shepard: Any unusal behavior else?
EDI:
Indeed. Kelly Chambers is currently supporting Mordin and Grunt in the lab. I can't decide when watching the cameras. What do you think?Shepard: Lemme see ... ohh ... gawwd ... turn it off, TURN IT OFF, I'm blind!
EDI:
Sorry, John.Shepard: Great. Now my mind is scarred for rest of my life. Naked Mordin! Naked Grunt!
EDI:
Human minds are so fragile.Shepard: EDI ... hope that was a joke. Anything else?
EDI:
No, wasn't a joke. And yes: Samara and Zaeed seem to do "it" too. The only persons on this ship currently still on duty are: Shepard, John and Williams, Ashley.Shepard: Fine. Someone has to save the galaxy while the Normandy turns more and more to a loveboat.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Do you mind if I show you something?
Shepard: Ash! Sure, why not.
Ashley: My personal weapons maybe?
Shepard: EDI, you've got the Normandy.
EDI:
I don't wanna exist on this ship anymore ...
Modifié par CptData, 26 novembre 2011 - 09:45 .