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Love For the Unloved: Which NPCs Do You Hope Get Together?


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Liara is too obssesed with Shepard, to get with Feron. Although a good lol moment would be
Liara "Oh shepard....wait I mean feron.."
Feron "........................sigh"


Lol, ikr? I'm being nice to Liara and stuff, and suddenly Liara starts coming onto my femShep.
I'm just like "Wow.... Liara, why are you flirting with FemShep? ....FemShep.... NO! NO! FEMSHEP, WHY ARE YOU FLIRTING BACK?! YOU ARE RESERVED FOR JOKER IN ME3!!!"

It was a total "Jacob" moment.
Me: I'd like to be friends with Jacob. *clicks dialogue option*
FemShep: *leans back* I'd like to know more about you.
Me:  o.o

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Grunt x ALL krogan women


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Erm i gotta go for:

EDI & Legion
Tali & Garrus
Jack & Wrex
Jacob & Ash
Thane & Samara
Aria & Zaeed

Modifié par whoISthatgirl, 26 novembre 2011 - 12:50 .


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Ken & Gabby. That's all. We don't need the Normandy to become a loveboat when we're trying to save the galaxy. Oh...And maybe Kelly and Joker.

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Tali and a cactus.

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MegaBadExample wrote...

Ken & Gabby. That's all. We don't need the Normandy to become a loveboat when we're trying to save the galaxy. Oh...And maybe Kelly and Joker.


Uhh ... make love, not war!

Shepard: Where's Miranda?
EDI: Last time I had her on the sensors she was going to the engine room. Jacob was with her.
Shepard: Lemme guess. Blind spot?
EDI: Indeed.
Shepard: Hmm, okay. So, why's Joker not here?
EDI: He and Jack are currently on sub-deck four. I can sense a lot of movement.
Shepard: Just hope she's not breaking him ... wait, what are they doing there?
EDI: According to Jeff's heart frequency she's either fighting him - or they're doing that nasty thing humans would create procreation.
Shepard: You sound jealous.
EDI: An AI can't feel emotions.
Shepard: I don't believe you.
EDI: I don't care.
Shepard: Any unusal behavior else?
EDI: Indeed. Kelly Chambers is currently supporting Mordin and Grunt in the lab. I can't decide when watching the cameras. What do you think?
Shepard: Lemme see ... ohh ... gawwd ... turn it off, TURN IT OFF, I'm blind!
EDI: Sorry, John.
Shepard: Great. Now my mind is scarred for rest of my life. Naked Mordin! Naked Grunt!
EDI: Human minds are so fragile.
Shepard: EDI ... hope that was a joke. Anything else?
EDI: No, wasn't a joke. And yes: Samara and Zaeed seem to do "it" too. The only persons on this ship currently still on duty are: Shepard, John and Williams, Ashley.
Shepard: Fine. Someone has to save the galaxy while the Normandy turns more and more to a loveboat.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Do you mind if I show you something?
Shepard: Ash! Sure, why not.
Ashley: My personal weapons maybe?
Shepard: EDI, you've got the Normandy.
EDI: I don't wanna exist on this ship anymore ...

Modifié par CptData, 26 novembre 2011 - 09:45 .


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I'd like to see Garrus get together with Doctor Michel on the Citadel once this business with the Reapers is concluded, especially now that he's got his s*** together.

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Valley girl Quarian and Fleet&Flotilla Turian

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Gabby and Ken.

Friend-Zone Turian and air quotes.

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Selene Moonsong x Gmagnum.



What? He's already gonna be a squaddie.

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I have always loved the idea of Thane and Samara.

I also ship Kasumi and Kaidan quite a bit. Kaidan has a lot of brains to be able to help Kasumi on her heists. Of course, he will probably only help out if she tells him it is for a noble cause ;)

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Conrad and Rana. Living on the edge of a krogan lab.

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01. Jacob and Ashley (for the playthroughs she actually survived...and he isn't romanced)- I actually think they'd make a great couple, both are tough soldiers, Jacob doesn't seem to go for the flowery types (remember Shepard had to make her move to get him) and Ashley would definitely appreciate a good looking man that doesn't have baggage.

02. Garrus and Tali- I don't 'mance either one and I think they're meant for one another. Plus Garrus seemed to have a little crush on Tali in ME2, maybe it could happen?

03. Jacob and Kasumi- Kasumi likes Jacob already, so if he doesn't have Ash (or Shepard), he's set when it comes to Kasumi. Level headed, by the book Alliance-Cerberus soldier meets sticky fingered, sexy thief? Sounds like quite the love story!

04. Miranda and Jack- Not a big femslasher myself but I'd support this one just because it's so impossible (that I'd love for it to happen). The stuck-up Cerberus ice queen and the psychopathic convict/former test subject...complete with a fairly long cutscene of their budding romance/relationship. Or a hate fling.

05. Dr. Chakwas and Zaeed- I've seen it mentioned before, wouldn't mind it. Zaeed may be ugly as sin but imagine if he were quite the gentleman to her. Plus she needs love badly! Would hate to see an awesome old maid like her die alone.

06. Thane and Samara- Both adhere to a rigid code and are trained killers in different forms. They both have elegance, poise, and are equally awesome. One is dying and is trying to save his son while the other pretty much lost her daughters but tries to save them through their deaths. Would be tragedy and angst-filled but I think it would also be romantic.

07. Feron and Liara- When she's not stalking my Shepard (she doesn't seem to realize bigendered species sometimes DO have preferences...) I think the two of them would look cute together. He'd keep Liara's mind OFF Shepard (that way the little blue princess has her knight) and she'd...not be forever alone. Plus I kinda like the whole drell/asari coupling thing, I think it's rather cool :-)

08. Kolyat and Morinth- She's the bad girl that would lure him into a life of killing. She'd have feelings yet never consumate full-on intimacy since she knows it would kill him. I can see them going off on a lot of dastardly adventures that involve lots of assassinations and killing. Contest between them maybe?

09. Mouse and Emily Wong- Mouse is one of the few NPCs that doesn't gain much attention nor does he have a fanbase (since his role was small) but I liked him. He's not a bad looking guy plus he could have a future role. He was practically taken care of by Thane and knows the seedy underbelly and Emily Wong is naturally the curious reporter. A strange thought but I think it would be nice.

-Also a Mouse/Kolyat or Mouse/Vega slash would be interesting. One would be aiding the son of his father figure (they're probably about the same age so a relationship is possible) and the other would involve a soldier who knows next to nothing meeting a young man whose 'seen it all'.

10. Joker and EDI- Much as I hate Joker...the dynamics between him and EDI would be a win. She'd be his virtual housewife (complete with nagging, reminiscent of a comedy show).

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Wrex and Aria

Tali and Reegar or
Tali and Engineer Adams or
Tali and Joker or
Tali and Garrus

(except Shep's going to romance Garrus, but theoretically speaking...)

Garrus and Kelly  (I know, I'm a horrible person) or
Garrus and Emily Wong (they're both crusaders)

Kaidan and Miranda or
Kaidan and Jacob (biotic bros without baggage) or
Kaidan and Emily Wong or
Kaidan and Maeko

Ashley and Vega

Thane and Shiala or
Thane and Samara

Kasumi and Jacob

Mordin and a petri dish

Grunt and fertile Krogan female

Chakwas and Anderson or
Chakwas and Joker (a little Mrs. Robinson, but hey)

Emily Wong and Gianna Parasini (nail 'em, then write an expose!)

Kalisah al-Jilani and Mr. Terra Firma

Kelly and Lorik Q'iin (for better interspecies relations) or
Kelly and Kolyat (because she likes to fix people and he needs fixin')

Septimus and Consort

Modifié par Shinobu, 27 novembre 2011 - 01:57 .


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DoNotIngest wrote...

Selene Moonsong x Gmagnum.
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This is the only pairing I support.  ^_^  

Seriously, most of these pairings don't make any sense to me.  I think everyone on the Normandy shouldnt be hooking up.  

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DoNotIngest wrote...

Selene Moonsong x Gmagnum.
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This is the only pairing I support.  ^_^  

Seriously, most of these pairings don't make any sense to me.  I think everyone on the Normandy shouldnt be hooking up.  

Strongly agree with both of the above statements.

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Tali and Reegar? Only over my dead body, i would rather let the reapers destroy everything :P


Tali and Reegar would be a great couple. Certainly better than... I don't even want to talk about it.

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MegaBadExample wrote...

Ken & Gabby. That's all. We don't need the Normandy to become a loveboat when we're trying to save the galaxy. Oh...And maybe Kelly and Joker.


Uhh ... make love, not war!

Shepard: Where's Miranda?
EDI: Last time I had her on the sensors she was going to the engine room. Jacob was with her.
Shepard: Lemme guess. Blind spot?
EDI: Indeed.
Shepard: Hmm, okay. So, why's Joker not here?
EDI: He and Jack are currently on sub-deck four. I can sense a lot of movement.
Shepard: Just hope she's not breaking him ... wait, what are they doing there?
EDI: According to Jeff's heart frequency she's either fighting him - or they're doing that nasty thing humans would create procreation.
Shepard: You sound jealous.
EDI: An AI can't feel emotions.
Shepard: I don't believe you.
EDI: I don't care.
Shepard: Any unusal behavior else?
EDI: Indeed. Kelly Chambers is currently supporting Mordin and Grunt in the lab. I can't decide when watching the cameras. What do you think?
Shepard: Lemme see ... ohh ... gawwd ... turn it off, TURN IT OFF, I'm blind!
EDI: Sorry, John.
Shepard: Great. Now my mind is scarred for rest of my life. Naked Mordin! Naked Grunt!
EDI: Human minds are so fragile.
Shepard: EDI ... hope that was a joke. Anything else?
EDI: No, wasn't a joke. And yes: Samara and Zaeed seem to do "it" too. The only persons on this ship currently still on duty are: Shepard, John and Williams, Ashley.
Shepard: Fine. Someone has to save the galaxy while the Normandy turns more and more to a loveboat.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Do you mind if I show you something?
Shepard: Ash! Sure, why not.
Ashley: My personal weapons maybe?
Shepard: EDI, you've got the Normandy.
EDI: I don't wanna exist on this ship anymore ...


Oh someone must write a longer fanfic of this!

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Gianna Parasini is the only NPC worth spending time with - smart, tough and beautiful, got a real career, working class roots and high-class manners, droll and sarcastic sense of humor, enjoys puncturing inflated egos and guys who think the rules just don't apply (spectres excepted), a real relief from the we-gotta-save-the-galaxy-trillions-of-lives-are-stake hysterics.

She's too damn fine for anyone but Shepard, and she's what he's looking forward to when this is all over.

...besides, she hates skirts.

...and since no one on this thread feels the same, I guess we're an item...

Modifié par someone else, 28 novembre 2011 - 03:02 .


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Tali x Kal if she is not romanced by mshep or fshep saved him in 2.

Let me in guy x Aria this would be a riot

refund guy x Elnora they're both cons anyway

Garrus x Red head Dr. on Citadel

unromanced Miranda x Jacob

Ok that's all I can come up with.

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Tali and Kal'Reeger or Tali and Garrus.
That's all I can think of really.

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Udina and Xeltan

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Saphra Deden and Arcian.



HATE SEX.

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Saphra Deden and Arcian.



HATE SEX.

I think Kaiser would be a better match for Arcian, actually.

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Have you seen Saph & Arcy going at it? I swear they think about the rough lovemaking all day long, and the fighting is just the frustration showing at having to wait 'til evening to get back to it.