True, true. There's nothing stopping them from having multiple hate-sex partners though, is there?DoNotIngest wrote...
Have you seen Saph & Arcy going at it? I swear they think about the rough lovemaking all day long, and the fighting is just the frustration showing at having to wait 'til evening to get back to it.
Love For the Unloved: Which NPCs Do You Hope Get Together?
#76
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 06:04
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
#77
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 06:05
#78
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 03:49

........................what?
Modifié par FlyinElk212, 28 novembre 2011 - 03:50 .
#79
Guest_Challenge Everything_*
Posté 29 novembre 2011 - 05:39
Guest_Challenge Everything_*
CptData wrote...
MegaBadExample wrote...
Ken & Gabby. That's all. We don't need the Normandy to become a loveboat when we're trying to save the galaxy. Oh...And maybe Kelly and Joker.
Uhh ... make love, not war!
Shepard: Where's Miranda?
EDI: Last time I had her on the sensors she was going to the engine room. Jacob was with her.
Shepard: Lemme guess. Blind spot?
EDI: Indeed.
Shepard: Hmm, okay. So, why's Joker not here?
EDI: He and Jack are currently on sub-deck four. I can sense a lot of movement.
Shepard: Just hope she's not breaking him ... wait, what are they doing there?
EDI: According to Jeff's heart frequency she's either fighting him - or they're doing that nasty thing humans would create procreation.
Shepard: You sound jealous.
EDI: An AI can't feel emotions.
Shepard: I don't believe you.
EDI: I don't care.
Shepard: Any unusal behavior else?
EDI: Indeed. Kelly Chambers is currently supporting Mordin and Grunt in the lab. I can't decide when watching the cameras. What do you think?
Shepard: Lemme see ... ohh ... gawwd ... turn it off, TURN IT OFF, I'm blind!
EDI: Sorry, John.
Shepard: Great. Now my mind is scarred for rest of my life. Naked Mordin! Naked Grunt!
EDI: Human minds are so fragile.
Shepard: EDI ... hope that was a joke. Anything else?
EDI: No, wasn't a joke. And yes: Samara and Zaeed seem to do "it" too. The only persons on this ship currently still on duty are: Shepard, John and Williams, Ashley.
Shepard: Fine. Someone has to save the galaxy while the Normandy turns more and more to a loveboat.
Ashley: Hey Skip. Do you mind if I show you something?
Shepard: Ash! Sure, why not.
Ashley: My personal weapons maybe?
Shepard: EDI, you've got the Normandy.
EDI: I don't wanna exist on this ship anymore ...
Lol, yup, I'm ok with some characters not getting paired at all. Some are too old, and others don't seem like they need or want a relationship.
I could imagine the loveboat, lol. XD
http://m.youtube.com...h?v=BnEej1RfqTs
Um... yeah, sorry. Shepard and his crew are gonna be running a little... late.
*Reapers come to attack earth*
Random Reaper: Ooh, Commander Shepard isn't here! This is going to easier than I thought! :3
Ticktank wrote...
Valley girl Quarian and Fleet&Flotilla Turian
Lol, I freakin loved her and her Turian friend. One of my favorite dialogues by a random bystander... er, sitter.
Modifié par DeadlyHaven, 29 novembre 2011 - 05:44 .
#80
Posté 29 novembre 2011 - 05:56
#81
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 01:24
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Tali and Kal'Reegar
...and..
Urdnot Wrex and Liara T'Soni
Modifié par foxtrotcharlie, 30 novembre 2011 - 01:30 .
#82
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 01:46
#83
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 02:34
Unschuld wrote...
Whoever said Wrex/Liara on the first page, I will only say that pairing brings new dimensions to the term "creepy grandpa" based on speculations from what I learned in ME1 and ME2.
Someone, has not seen the latest beta leaks....

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Modifié par foxtrotcharlie, 30 novembre 2011 - 02:56 .
#84
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:32
Oh good lord, now I am never going to be able to sleep without that weird kissy stick figure looming over my head.
#85
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:40
foxtrotcharlie wrote...
Someone, has not seen the latest beta leaks....
LOL.
AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAHH AAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAHH AAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAHH AAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAHH AAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAHH AAAHH AAAAAHH AAAAAHH!!!!!
*expressions of horror and screams of terror*
It's like Luke Skywalker and Leia to several powers of ten!!
Modifié par Unschuld, 30 novembre 2011 - 06:44 .
#86
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:41
#87
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:43
#88
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:44
#89
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:45
FlyinElk212 wrote...
........................what?
I approve
#90
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:47
Wonderful juxtaposition for Edi/Joker.
#91
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 06:48
FlyinElk212 wrote...
*implied Zaeed/Grunt buttsecks*
........................what?
Lol'ed so hard.
#92
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 07:09
Grunt and Kelly.
Legion and EDI.
Thane and Samara.
Jacob and Kasumi. (official love song)
#93
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 07:11
foxtrotcharlie wrote...
Unschuld wrote...
Whoever said Wrex/Liara on the first page, I will only say that pairing brings new dimensions to the term "creepy grandpa" based on speculations from what I learned in ME1 and ME2.
Someone, has not seen the latest beta leaks....
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serious? wrex and liara?
#94
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 02:15
#95
Guest_franciscoamell_*
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 03:07
Guest_franciscoamell_*
#96
Posté 30 novembre 2011 - 04:11
Jacob&Miranda
Kasumi&Jacob (make him choose)
Gabby&Ken
That is all
Modifié par draken-heart, 30 novembre 2011 - 04:20 .
#97
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 01:05
#98
Guest_franciscoamell_*
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:11
Guest_franciscoamell_*
#99
Guest_Mei Mei_*
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:16
Guest_Mei Mei_*
#100
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:33
Joker and EDI
EDI and Legion
Jacob and Kasumi
Jacob and Miranda
Jack and Zaeed (Not a permanent relationship)
Wrex and Aria (Aria is possibly Aleena?)
Tali and Kal'Reegar
Veetor and his doctor
Kelly and Thane
Gabby and Ken
Septimus and Sha'ira
All I can think of for now.





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