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[Someone With Mass]

Night Wraith wrote...

 
Opening Mass Effect 3 trial scene.


Shepard: You want answers?

Admiral Hackett: I think we're entitled to them.

Shepard: You want answers?

Councilor: I want the truth!

Shepard: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Councilor? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dr. Kenson and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dr. Kenson's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Kaffee: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: I did the job you sent me to do.

Kaffee: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: You're goddamn right I did!!

Shame that it goes down like this:

Alliance Defense Committee: Shepard.

Shepard: Alliance Defense Committee.

ADC: Reapers?

Shepard: Reapers.



Because I liked your version.

[jtrook]

ArMedSuRViVoR wrote...

[Shepard and co are gathering outside the Reaper base, ready to kill Harbinger.]

Shepard: Alright chums lets do this, COOMMMAANNNDDDEEERR.... SHEEPPAARRDD!
Ash/Kaiden: OMG he just ran in...

This made my day.
Shepard: "WELL...!"
Udina: "Don't do it Shepard"
Shepard : "WELL...!"
Udina : "I'M WARNING YOU!"
Shepard "WELL! 
Well, Udina is  a ****, 
He's a big fat ****, 
He's the biggest **** in the whole wide world, 
[South Park]

Modifié par jtrook, 26 novembre 2011 - 01:48 .

[Razagon]

Shepard bursts into TIM's office with a gun.
Shep "Where is she?"
TIM " Mellow out man! We can't talk buisness with you waving guns in people's faces. The Normandy's safe Commander. Whether she stays that way is up to you. My people've got some buisness with you and if you want your ship back your then you've gotta cooperate. RIGHT?"
Shep "WOOOONG!!!" *bang*

[Ravensword]

Night Wraith wrote...

 
Opening Mass Effect 3 trial scene.


Shepard: You want answers?

Admiral Hackett: I think we're entitled to them.

Shepard: You want answers?

Councilor: I want the truth!

Shepard: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Councilor? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dr. Kenson and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dr. Kenson's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Kaffee: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: I did the job you sent me to do.

Kaffee: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: You're goddamn right I did!!

Well, there's no need to keep this thread open anymore now.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

ArMedSuRViVoR wrote...

[Shepard and co are gathering outside the Reaper base, ready to kill Harbinger.]

Shepard: Alright chums lets do this, COOMMMAANNNDDDEEERR.... SHEEPPAARRDD!
Ash/Kaiden: OMG he just ran in...

Grunt/Wrex: Shepard, you're stupid as hell! (from the leroy jenkins vid) I like it! *fist smash* (to stay in character) 

[Aurora313]

VS: What about Shepard?! We can't leave without him!
*cuts to Shepard bolting around the Corner. VS starts to smile with relief until they realise he's running away from a groups of husks*
VS: Nevermind! Let's go!
Pirates of the Carribean announcemnet trailer.

[Night Wraith]

Ravensword wrote...

Night Wraith wrote...

 
Opening Mass Effect 3 trial scene.


Shepard: You want answers?

Admiral Hackett: I think we're entitled to them.

Shepard: You want answers?

Councilor: I want the truth!

Shepard: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Councilor? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dr. Kenson and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dr. Kenson's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Councilor: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: I did the job you sent me to do.

Council: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: You're goddamn right I did!!

Well, there's no need to keep this thread open anymore now.

So do I win?

[Ticktank]

Garrus: They're recruiting her. And then they're gonna recruit me! Oh my Goooooooood!


Shepard and Kai Leng face to face. Kai Leng whips out a lightsaber and starts swinging it artistically.

Shepard calmly draws his Carnifex and shoots him.

Afterlife crowd cheers.

[Aurora313]

*after killing Kai Leng, Shepard manages to stubble to his feet* And for the Record! I'd of kicked your ass the first time if the Lady didn't stop me!


Also - 'Whoops!' and '(S)He's surrounded by (Enemy here) and pointing a gun at us! Shoot Him/her!

Modifié par Aurora313, 27 novembre 2011 - 01:14 .

[The Cult Of Shepard]

Harbinger: You are making a mistake, Shepard! Our logic is undeniable!

Shepard: You have so got to die!.

-- I, Robot.

[Kabanya101]

Someone With Mass wrote...

"Hail to the king, baby"

At the end of the game when the reapers are destroyed would that be perfect, especially if Liara was at his side to remake the ending scene of Army of Darkness.

It wouldn't be copyright infringement either, because Skyrim copied an entire scene with the dialouge from that movie too.

Side note: To those who haven't seen Army of Darkness, put it on your to-do list, it is hilarious.

[The Cult Of Shepard]

*(A group of Reapers shout out their metallic-ringing sounding battle cry, as they move towards the Normandy to attack)*

Ashley Williams/Kaidan Alenko: What are they sayin'!?

Garrus Vakarian: They said "We're dead" with an accent!

--The Expendables.

[Ryuzetsu]

Hasta la vista,... Harby.

You just listen to ol' Commander Shepard on a dark and stormy night, when ships are crashin', the mako' s are rollin' and the reapers are comin down in sheets as thick as lead...
(Big trouble in little China)

What we have here is a failure to indocrtinate,...so you get what we had here last week, which is the way TIM wants it,.. well he gets it..
(Cool Hand Luke)

[Someone With Mass]

EDI: The message just repeats: Regret, regret, regret.

Shepard: Catchy. Any idea what it means?

Anderson: Dear humanity. We regret being alien genocidal bastards. We regret coming to Earth. But we most definitely regret that the Alliance Navy just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! Oorah!

[marstor05]

harbinger : you are irrelevant
shep : get the hell out of our galaxy

[bucyrus5000]

[renegade shep has sexy adversary cornered]
Shepard: "There are only two things I'm good at, f#%king and killing. Guess which I'm going to do to you first."

Shep: "Shop smart. Shop S-mart"
Ashe from Army of Darkness

[Ryuzetsu]

Shepard to Aria while enjoying a drink at Afterlife,...salute.." Now go home and get your F***ING SHINEBOX!"

[DoNotIngest]

ArMedSuRViVoR wrote...

[Shepard and co are gathering outside the Reaper base, ready to kill Harbinger.]

Shepard: Alright chums lets do this, COOMMMAANNNDDDEEERR.... SHEEPPAARRDD!
Ash/Kaiden: OMG he just ran in...

GMagnum wrotes...

aye dam if u chet on ur love interest n den she ask u if ur other gurl iz w/ u shep shuld say "i did not have sexual relation w/ dat woman" ayeeeeeeeeee ayeeeee s/o to bill clinton best prez tbh

Quoted For Favouritism.

[SNascimento]

[Shepard, Garrus, and Conrad Verner are riding in a shuttle.]
Garrus: "Oh man, I shot Conrad in the face."
Shepard: "Why the f&ck did you do that!"
.
THIS ONE MUST HAPPEN!
.
But I want to be the one who shoots.

[Thy King]

Someone With Mass wrote...

"Hail to the king, baby"

Oh, that one, defenately that one. There are, however, more where that one came from!
Here are more lines from Campbell

[Arrow70]

Night Wraith wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Night Wraith wrote...

 
Opening Mass Effect 3 trial scene.


Shepard: You want answers?

Admiral Hackett: I think we're entitled to them.

Shepard: You want answers?

Councilor: I want the truth!

Shepard: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Councilor? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dr. Kenson and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dr. Kenson's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Councilor: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: I did the job you sent me to do.

Council: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: You're goddamn right I did!!

Well, there's no need to keep this thread open anymore now.

So do I win?

In a word...

Yes.

[Someone With Mass]

*Shepard and Vega stands in front of a wounded Illusive Man*

Shepard: Look at this, kid.

*whips out a pistol*

Shepard: Something I'm trying to teach all my boys.

*Shepard puts the pistol against TIM's temple and pulls the trigger*

*Bang*

*Camera zooms in on Shepard's face, which is covered in blood splatter*

Shepard: Always put one in the brain.

In case you don't get the reference (shame on you)

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 27 novembre 2011 - 07:36 .