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[goofyomnivore]

Hellbound555 wrote...

Tali: So Garrus, what's the hardest part for a doctor to when treating rocket wounds to a Turian's face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side the rocket hit...
Tali: Never get's old.

Is that a movie quote?

*spoiler* That one is in the leak actually but Joker says it. *spoiler*

[Ticktank]

Ken: Come on Gabby lets burn this motherpucker down!

[Dilandau3000]

Shepard: We need more power!
Ken: She cannae take it, Commander!

(honestly, with a Scottish engineer in the game I'm shocked they didn't do that already)

Modifié par Dilandau3000, 29 novembre 2011 - 02:42 .

[Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide]

*Cerebus commandos have trapped Shepard in a room*
Shepard: None of you understand. I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me.

I have changed the words slightly to make it fit better but it still remains the same.

Modifié par Di-Hydrogen-Monoxide, 29 novembre 2011 - 02:46 .

[Sohe]

FFinfinity1 wrote...

[Shepard fighting of Husks on the Normandy]

Shepard: I'm tired of these motherfu--ing Husks, on this motherfu--ing Normandy!

XD i vouch for this one.

[Sohe]

Shepard: Oh my god they killed Kelly!
Tali: you bosh'tets!
(hey you never know....)

[Dilandau3000]

Joker: I'm a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

And then he dies.

PS: BioWare, please don't do this.

[Cpt-Brit]

Shepherd and his squad are trapped on a Reaper held world. thousands of Husks rampage in the city they are in.

Shepherd: Well, somebody's gonna have to go out there. Prep their Omi-Tool and patch into the comms system manually.
Jacob: Oh yea sure! With those runnin' around? You can count me out.
Garrus: Yeah I guess we can just count you out of everything, Jacob.
Legion: (Quietly) I will go.
Jacob: Hey, yea. Why don't you go, man!
Legion: (Louder) I will go. Shepherd-Commander.
Shepherd: What?
Legion: I will go. This platform is the only one able to achieve the goal in a reasonable time.
Jacob: Yeah right, man. Legion should go.
[Miranda looks at Jacob with disgust]
Jacob: Good Idea!
Legion: We would prefer not to. We may be inorganic but we are not stupid.

(I know Jacob wouldn't show the cowardly traits shown in this quote but short of putting in a standard Redshirt/Alliance Marine I had to pick someone)

Modifié par Cpt-Brit, 29 novembre 2011 - 03:08 .

[Someone With Mass]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Joker: I'm a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

And then he dies.

PS: BioWare, please don't do this.

Oh, that was a bad moment. Both for Wash and the movie.

[X-JIDE]

*Shepard burst into the illusive man’s office with a shotgun.*

Shep: Hello cutie pie....

*Tim looks at shepard shocked that all his guards are dead.*

Shep: One of us is in deep trouble!

[CroGamer002]

Someone With Mass wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Shepard: Go to hell Liara.

Yeah, about that...

Yeah, I tought the same thing when I saw it, but decided to ignore it.

[CBKeffer]

Random marine in the background during the invasion of Earth: Well this is great, this is just f*%*ing great man, Now what the f*&^k are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty s#!t now man! Game's over man, game's f%^&ing over! What the f^@k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

[Arkitekt]

Dilandau3000 wrote...


Ashley: Shepard, I love you but we have only fourteen hours to save the earth!

(Cookie for anyone who knows where the last quote is from )

You really think that's a hard one? lol (I'm a Queen fan so...)

Modifié par Arkitekt, 29 novembre 2011 - 03:40 .

[Ticktank]

Cross-dressing Kaidan, to Anderson: Oooh what a beautiful chocolate man!

[Wayne Nylund]

Just two words:

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

[mulder1199]

turian CM, asari CM, salarian CM, anderson, udina.... they are all about to be killed, shep has room for one more.....

F U, F U, FU, you're cool (grabs anderson), FU....we're out....

[Malanek]

Joker: Hey Jack, have you ever been mistaken for a man.
Jack: No. Have you?

[Malanek]

CBKeffer wrote...
Random marine in the background during the invasion of Earth: Well this is great, this is just f*%*ing great man, Now what the f*&^k are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty s#!t now man! Game's over man, game's f%^&ing over! What the f^@k are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

[Another marine who looks and sounds suspiciously like Alistair from DA:O replies...]
Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?

Modifié par Malanek999, 29 novembre 2011 - 08:24 .

[PauseforEffect]

Illusive Man: I overreacted.
Shepard:..........you overreacted?!
Illusive Man: Now I did not say that was an excuse, I just said that I would explain myself
(Kill Bill reference)

[darthnick427]

Night Wraith wrote...

On Virmire:

Shep to Ash: You shot Wrex you team killing **********!

Ash: Commander I...

Shep: What? I can't hear you over the sound of your teamkilling!

Red vs Blue!!!! yeah!!

[Homebound]

Shepard: Wrex
Wrex: Shepard
----
Shepard: Illusive man, you finally made it.
TiM: You're in my chair.

[polyesterpeanut]

ArMedSuRViVoR wrote...

[Shepard and co are gathering outside the Reaper base, ready to kill Harbinger.]

Shepard: Alright chums lets do this, COOMMMAANNNDDDEEERR.... SHEEPPAARRDD!
Ash/Kaiden: OMG he just ran in...

bioware already made the lerroy jenkons joke in me1

[Belisarius09]

Shepard goes to recruit the krogans and gives a big speech. Once said speech is concluded wrex walks up the shepard and says "you had me at hello".

[polyesterpeanut]

EDI: proximity alert we must be coming up on something,
Joker: oh my god... what could it be... we're all doomed, who's flying this thing! Oh right that would be me. back to work