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[Ruger329]

ArMedSuRViVoR wrote...

[Shepard and co are gathering outside the Reaper base, ready to kill Harbinger.]

Shepard: Alright chums lets do this, COOMMMAANNNDDDEEERR.... SHEEPPAARRDD!
Ash/Kaiden: OMG he just ran in...

This is epic

[snfonseka]

After a fight with an elite Cerberus squad, Shepard and his team were victories. Shepard is looking at dead bodies where Garrus is hacking a terminal in another room.

Shepard (shouts): Hey Garrus, admiral Hackett said there are twenty-two members in this elite squad. Am I right?
Garrus: No actually it is twenty-three.
Shepard (counting the dead bodies): ... twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two... twenty-two?
(another Cerberus operative comes from behind, Shepard turns and shoots him dead)
Shepard: twenty-three.
Garrus: Any trouble, Shepard?
Shepard No Garrus. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.

[For few more dollars]

Modifié par snfonseka, 30 novembre 2011 - 07:51 .

[Ticktank]

Throw more warps, more warps, more warps ... come on more warps. Ok, stop warps. Now shoot it very hard ... and very fast. Wrex run to the center, Liara run to the center, Tali run to the center, Garrus run to the center, Vega run to the center.

Whatever the buck you do, do not stand next to other people. Ashley, center. Just medigel me. Tali do not... go away from the cannon Tali. Go away. Ok fire, slowly. Come here you ****ing can't. Watch the tail!

[Garrus]: Husks.

[Wrex]: Liara was feared into...

Who the buck was that? Liara, what the buck? Husks, left side! Even side! Many husks! Now, handle it!

Buuuuck!

Modifié par Ticktank, 30 novembre 2011 - 10:33 .

[Silent X]

[Shepard busts into TIM's hideout]

Shepard: Illusive Man! You and I have unfinished business!

[Arkitekt]

Shepard volunteers to enter a Reaper device from where little hope there is to come back.

LI: Shepard, I love you!

Shep: I know

[Ticktank]

Joker: Hey guys wassap?

Entire ME squad, including EDI:
Chumba wumba gobbledy goo
Life isn't fair
It's sad but it's true
Chumba wumba gobbledy gee
When your poor legs are as stiff as a tree

Garrus: What do you do when your stuck in a chair?
Liara: Finding it hard to go up and down stairs
Ashley: What do you think of the one you call god?
Isn't his absence. Slightly. Odd?
...Maybe he's forgotten you.

Chumba wumba gobbledy gorse
Count yourself lucky you're not a horse
They would turn you into dog food
Or into Chumba wumba gobbledy glue

Joker: I've had it with this stupid ship, I'm a Cerberus fan anyway. HEIL HARPER!

EDI: Gobbledy glue.

Modifié par Ticktank, 01 décembre 2011 - 09:30 .

[Night Wraith]

 "Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest mother****er in the galaxy. ...Vega used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Shepard. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest mother****er in the galaxy. The position is taken."

Modifié par Night Wraith, 02 décembre 2011 - 03:49 .

[spirosz]

I'm expecting something funny from Jack, like the "sh*t, you sound like a p*ssy" or something serious like my quote below. I can also see something from Udina, or the Turian councilor.

edIT:  Oh, something from Krogans and fish. 

Modifié par spiros9110, 02 décembre 2011 - 03:53 .

[Raycer X]

Hello, my name is Shepard. You killed my people, prepare to die.
- Princess Bride

[Night Wraith]

Do not meddle in the affairs of Spectres, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

[Dave Exclamation Mark Yognaut]

I should go.

[odin1999]

Dilandau3000 wrote...

Joker: I'm a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

And then he dies.

PS: BioWare, please don't do this.

Do it. That would make a very annoying character have a very good ending. Grow a pair bioware and pull it off for pulling a classic J.W. plus having a firefly referance to boot.

[joe4201]

Night Wraith wrote...

Ravensword wrote...

Night Wraith wrote...

 
Opening Mass Effect 3 trial scene.


Shepard: You want answers?

Admiral Hackett: I think we're entitled to them.

Shepard: You want answers?

Councilor: I want the truth!

Shepard: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a universe that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Councilor? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Dr. Kenson and you curse me. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Dr. Kenson's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Councilor: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: I did the job you sent me to do.

Council: Did you destroy the Alpha Relay?

Shepard: You're goddamn right I did!!

Well, there's no need to keep this thread open anymore now.

So do I win?

My God,

Sir you've just won the Internet.

[DarkPsylocke26]

Shepard shoots Illusive Man in the head.

Shepard: HAIL HYDRA!


Shepard to Harbinger: Shepard is the strongest there is. No one is stronger that Shepard. SHEPARD SMASH!

Modifié par DarkPsylocke26, 05 décembre 2011 - 01:57 .

[Ghost-621]

The great line from Dumb and Dumber,

"Okay, kill him!"

[DarkPsylocke26]

"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth."

[Dead Shizno]

Wrex

[sporeian]

*Sees everyone rining and panicing from The Reapers on Earth*

Shepard: Oh, so now you all worry...

OR

Person 1: Shepard! We didn't listen!

Person 2: WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

Person 3: we didn't listen!

-south park

[Killitngrillit]

Rachni direct a massive asteroid, hit Buenos Aires. Alliance mobilizes, sends Normandy and Fleet to Klendagon, Rachni homeworld. Alliance Fleet prepares to send hundreds of dropships filled with infantry. Shepard leading first wave, in dropship with his platoon: "We are goin in on the first wave...leaves more bugs for us to kill! You smash the entire area and you kill anything with more than two legs, you get me!?"

Would you like to know more? It's from Starship Troopers!
Also, Ash kinda would fit into Dizzys role just nicely. And she can die, shes annoying.

Modifié par Killitngrillit, 05 décembre 2011 - 04:24 .

[The Unfallen]

Shepard: Make like a tree and f*ck off!

*Interweb cookie to whoever gets this*

[The Unfallen]

Or...

Udina: Birds of a sh*tfeather flock together, Shepard.

[The Unfallen]

Shepard: Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27, aliens ****ed over the carbonator on engine four, I'm gonna try to ref**kulate it on Juniper. Uhh, and hopefully they've got some, space weed there, over. How... how was that buddy? I don't ****in' know.

Modifié par The Unfallen, 05 décembre 2011 - 04:46 .

[The Unfallen]

Joker: NAYSA, power rockets are firin' all over the place... they got lasers that are shootin' and uh... Bubbles I can't ****in' do this.