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[The Cult Of Shepard]

*(Commander Shepard aims his/her pistol at a heavily Cryo-frozen enemy)*

Commander Shepard: Hasta la vista, baby!

*(Shoots the Cryo-frozen enemy, causing it to shatter into tiny bits)*

-- [Terminator 2: Judgement Day]

[mybudgee]

Shepard torturing Bailey to get the truth about the keepers or something;
Bailey-"You can torture me all you want..they don't tell me anything. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING!"
Shep- "Torture you? That's a good idea..don't get me wrong, I am gonna toture you. Not to get info, but I find the idea of torturing a C-SEC officer amusing. You can say anything you want. I've heard it all before. All you should do...is pray for a quick death..." *gets out ear-sized omni-blade* "...which you AINT gonna get!" Cue synth version of 'stuck in the middle with you' by stealer's wheel

[fatalfeline]

[Banshee encountered for the first time]
Vega: All right, this chick is TOAST.

[DarkPsylocke26]

After a Husk kills Kelly

Tali : Oh my God they kill Kelly

[naledgeborn]

TIM: Commander Shepard...
Cmndr Shep: My name.. is John!

[DarkPsylocke26]

After defeating Cerberus troops

Garrus : One for money
Kaidan: Two the show
Shepard: We be fast, and they be slow.

[_purifico_]

Ticktank wrote...

Throw more warps, more warps, more warps ... come on more warps. Ok, stop warps. Now shoot it very hard ... and very fast. Wrex run to the center, Liara run to the center, Tali run to the center, Garrus run to the center, Vega run to the center.

Whatever the buck you do, do not stand next to other people. Ashley, center. Just medigel me. Tali do not... go away from the cannon Tali. Go away. Ok fire, slowly. Come here you ****ing can't. Watch the tail!

[Garrus]: Husks.

[Wrex]: Liara was feared into...

Who the buck was that? Liara, what the buck? Husks, left side! Even side! Many husks! Now, handle it!

Buuuuck!

I will give my soul to the devil if that dialogue appears in ME3 *brofists fellow WoWer*

Modifié par _purifico_, 05 décembre 2011 - 08:32 .

[mulder1199]

joker: 'it's not over til we say it's over, was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor"

garrus to shep ' when the germans bombed pearl harbor'? shep "foget it he's on a roll"

joker 'kai leng-DEAD, TIM-DEAD, habinger-"
shep"DEAD!"

[mulder1199]

darkness reborn wrote...

[Shepard to a Banshee]

Shepard: You are one ugly motherf**ker

[Predator]

i would like to get an ah-nold quote in there somewhere, perhaps a renegade shep (with scars) could be accused by a batarian of having a tumor....to which shep would predictably respond 'it's not a tumor'

[Night Wraith]

The Unfallen wrote...

Shepard: Make like a tree and f*ck off!

*Interweb cookie to whoever gets this*

Boondock Saints and I will raise you one or maybe two.

Shepard:  With all due respect... man I hate it when people say that because it is inevitably followed by a disrespectful remark. Here let me give you an example: With all due respect Council Udina, this matter falls under whatever jurisdiction I ****in' say it does

Harbinger:  He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it. 

[NegativelyChrgd]

Alternate beginning dialogue as the Reapers arrive.

"What do we do!?"

Shepard: They're not even alive...Not really... ;-D

[robarcool]

Shad Croly wrote...

leborum wrote...

I'm hoping that TIM busts out with "Shepard, I am your father"

Also #6 made me laugh out loud.

Kinda hard to back this one up, since a Spacer Shepard knows full well what his dad looks like, and the parents of a Colonist or Earthborn Shepard are dead...

In either case...

"Come out, come out, wherever you are..."
- Shepard [with a really fed up look on his face] searching a room where Kai Leng and Cerberus goons are hiding.

Fixed that for you!

[Unschuld]

Garrus to Tali: "Tell me about your diaphoresis..."

[Kekkis]

Vega: We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.
Legion: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.
Vega: Yeah. Major drag, huh?

[Unschuld]

^ +1 for relevant movie references.

[Andorfiend]

iOnlySignIn wrote...

I've been trying to work TPB into this, but it's hard to find a context (especially for "I'm not left-handed!").

Shepard headbutts a Krogan into unconciousness: "Sleep well my friend, and dream of large women."

Liara: "But what about the R.O.U.S.es?"
Shepard: "Reapers of unusual size? I don't think they exist." *uuAGH!*

During a flashback to ME 2:
TIM: "Well? Can you do anything?"
Wilson: "Yes. He's only mostly dead."

[Heimdall]

Ashley: (Praying) I beg of you...do not f*ck us over.

{Sparticus}

Modifié par Lord Aesir, 10 décembre 2011 - 04:46 .

[desertbird92]

Shepard to any major antagonist:

Bad guy: You're going to lose.
Shepard: Yah well the other thing that can happen is, I come find you, kick your ass and throw you out of your own party. (optional: how does that sound f*** head?)