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[DoNotIngest]

I say we roll them up in a carpet...



And throw them off a bridge!



Heh heh. Heh heh heh!

[Someone With Mass]

111987 wrote...

<_<

PLEASE NO SPOILERS!!!

That's not really a spoiler.

A Dyson sphere will take a lot of time to build, considering that it's large enough to enclose our sun, and the sun's diameter is about 1 392 000 kilometers. That's about 218 times as large as Earth's diameter.

And there's a chance that the geth sphere is even larger.

They have been building it for 264 years. They'll be lucky if it doesn't take them 2640 years.

Modifié par Someone With Mass, 27 novembre 2011 - 06:48 .

[Harmless Citizen]

Not to mention Legion cites that it's one of the reasons the geth want the heretics. Hard to imagine they've completed such a colossal project in a couple of months.

[111987]

Someone With Mass wrote...

111987 wrote...

<_<

PLEASE NO SPOILERS!!!

That's not really a spoiler.

A Dyson sphere will take a lot of time to build, considering that it's large enough to enclose our sun, and the sun's diameter is about 1 392 000 kilometers. That's about 218 times as large as Earth's diameter.

And there's a chance that the geth sphere is even larger.

They have been building it for 264 years. They'll be lucky if it doesn't take them 2640 years.

Fair enough. But I didn't know if they were actually building a dyson sphere. I mean, if a Reaper body would have accomplished the same thing, and that's only 2km...but yeah I guess it isn't really a spoiler.

[string3r]

Time travel.

*trollface*

[Saint Op]

I'm going to go with bananas in the talepipes...

[The_Real_Lee]

Garrus

That would please everyone

[Someone With Mass]

We'll rock them to death.

[CroGamer002]

Arcian wrote...

No, there is no way to defeat them without pissing off some fans.

[someone else]

Actually, there is a way the reapers can be beaten with complete satisfaction

Beat Reapers together with egg yolk, sugar and cornstarch; bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook until thick and bubbly (about 2 minutes), beating constantly with a whisk.
Gradually stir about one-fourth of hot mixture into egg yolk, beating constantly with whisk;
Add to remaining cornstarch mixture, beating constantly;
Cook until thick and bubbly (about 1 minute), beating constantly.
Stir in butter and flavoring. Pour mixture into prepared crust; cover surface with plastic wrap.

Beat reapers, egg whites and cream of tartar with a mixer at high speed until foamy. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, beating until stiff peaks form. (Do not overbeat.  YEAH, SURE)

Remove plastic wrap from filling; spread meringue evenly over filling, sealing to edge of crust. Bake at 325° for 25 minutes; cool on a wire rack 1 hour. Serve at room temperature

REAPER MERINGUE PIE - and everyone is happy.

Modifié par someone else, 27 novembre 2011 - 11:54 .

[CptBomBom00]

someone else wrote...

Actually, there is a way the reapers can be beaten to everyone's delight

Beat Reapers together with egg yolk, sugar and cornstarch; bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook until thick and bubbly (about 2 minutes), beating constantly with a whisk.
Gradually stir about one-fourth of hot mixture into egg yolk, beating constantly with whisk;
Add to remaining cornstarch mixture, beating constantly;
Cook until thick and bubbly (about 1 minute), beating constantly.
Stir in butter and flavoring. Pour mixture into prepared crust; cover surface with plastic wrap.

Beat reapers, egg whites and cream of tartar with a mixer at high speed until foamy. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, beating until stiff peaks form. (Do not overbeat.  YEAH, SURE)

Remove plastic wrap from filling; spread meringue evenly over filling, sealing to edge of crust. Bake at 325° for 25 minutes; cool on a wire rack 1 hour. Serve at room temperature

REAPER MERINGUE PIE - and everyone is happy.

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Ha tis is a pieworth making.

[DoNotIngest]

^dam dat robo squid pie be soundin hella gud n tasty tbh

[Abraham_uk]

someone else wrote...

Actually, there is a way the reapers can be beaten to everyone's delight

Beat Reapers together with egg yolk, sugar and cornstarch; bring to a boil over medium-high heat. Cook until thick and bubbly (about 2 minutes), beating constantly with a whisk.
Gradually stir about one-fourth of hot mixture into egg yolk, beating constantly with whisk;
Add to remaining cornstarch mixture, beating constantly;
Cook until thick and bubbly (about 1 minute), beating constantly.
Stir in butter and flavoring. Pour mixture into prepared crust; cover surface with plastic wrap.

Beat reapers, egg whites and cream of tartar with a mixer at high speed until foamy. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar, 1 tablespoon at a time, beating until stiff peaks form. (Do not overbeat.  YEAH, SURE)

Remove plastic wrap from filling; spread meringue evenly over filling, sealing to edge of crust. Bake at 325° for 25 minutes; cool on a wire rack 1 hour. Serve at room temperature

REAPER MERINGUE PIE - and everyone is happy.

I liked the recipie that was until I tried it. I followed all of your instructions and let's just say the Harbinger assumed control! Now you will witness the power of the Reapers! Prepare for the Arrival!!!

My idea for beating the reapers? Take over a few reapers and turn their own weapons against them. Wouldn't it be great to indoctrinate the reapers.

[Kail Ashton]

Shepard, Garus & Tali (yes i'm leaving out Liara, why? cause screw you that's why) walking away from exploding reapers in slow motion without looking back, mayb have Shep put on some sunglasses

Only way to end it

[matt-bassist]

Using the Reapers own tech against them, the united forces of the universe (UFOTU) construct a giant weapon that causes the Reapers to become indoctrinated themselves. With Shepard *controlling* their collective mind, with the help of Legion's Dyson Sphere, the Reapers turn on each other and blow themselves up.

This scenario covers EVERYONES theories. The end.

[Zorziban the Great]

Like many people have said before me, it is impossible to please everyone. However the best way would be to use the Reaper's own weapons against them. That would prove that the Reapers are so powerful that the only thing that could beat them is themselves.

[Ryzaki]

Have Shepard marry Harbinger to bring about world peace.

...failing that just blow them up.

[Abispa]

If you romance Harbinger, it'll send it's resignation to the lead Reaper.

[Obadiah]

Solutions to the Reaper menace that would annoy me:
1) Defeat them in a straight up fight by unifying the galaxy against them
2) Upload a Reaper "virus" to weaken them, then attack and defeat them
3) Enlist the aid of a previously unknown and more powerful "creator" faction
4) Joining a secret organization dedicated to defeating the Reapers, discovering you have to die to stop them, then being informed of a bizarre sex ritual involving the sacrifice of a newly conceived child to enable your survival

I am hoping for something cerebral involving an understanding of the Reapers or the nature of reality, but I think it's going to just be option #1.

[Ryzaki]

Abispa wrote...

If you romance Harbinger, it'll send it's resignation to the lead Reaper.

And then Harby and Shep can have little Reaper babies! <3

[someone else]

Ryzaki wrote...
And then Harby and Shep can have little Reaper babies! <3

...restarting the whole 50k year cycle.

I think those damn keepers are behind it all.  Reaper/keepers indeed.

Modifié par someone else, 28 novembre 2011 - 01:16 .

[ODST 3]

Remember when Chief Brody (desperately uttering "Smile, you sonofab!tch!") shot the compressed air tank in the shark's mouth just before it ate him, causing the shark to explode like a collision of two torpedoes?

Realistic? Absolutely not. Did anyone care? No. Presentation counts for a lot. I don't plan on getting bent out of shape as long as the win is feels triumphant and well-earned.

Modifié par ODST 3, 28 novembre 2011 - 05:10 .

[C9316]

That's impossible, these people will get pissed off no matter what Bioware does. If they have some sort of prothean artifact that is the key to beating them people will be like "Damn you Bioware, Deus Ex Machina!!!!!". If shepard dies in the process, "Damn you Bioware, I liked Shepard!!!!", and so on...

[chaosomegas]

shephard finds birthplace of first reaper discover safety off codes which is 123456

[Lotion Soronarr]

With a GOOD Deus Ex Macina that isn't utterly stupid and doesn't make em look like total wuses.