Shepard should get promoted to General before/after final battle
#1
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:21
I think Shepard deserves to be promoted. I mean, he HAS saved the galaxy twice already and it could be 3 times by the end of ME3.
#2
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:23
#3
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:25
GMagnum wrote...
shep shuld get 2 retire hella early n get lyke 20 billion dollar 4 savin da galaxy den he retire w/ miranda n her buttchek tbh
dis tbh
#4
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:26
#5
Guest_Cthulhu42_*
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:27
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i agree dat hella gud idea tbhRavensword wrote...
GMagnum wrote...
shep shuld get 2 retire hella early n get lyke 20 billion dollar 4 savin da galaxy den he retire w/ miranda n her buttchek tbh
dis tbh
#6
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:28
#7
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:29
DoNotIngest wrote...
na he dun need miranda he jus gon be hella annoyed by her tbh he can use 2 billion o dat dollar 2 just have miranda buttchek genetecly engeneered n da lab n he jus liv wit da lower half 4 his retirement tbh
ayeeee ayeee stop da pressez tbh cuz dis a hella gud idea 2 he cn pay 4 multiple buttchek 2 be create lyke white buttchek black buttchek two time big buttchek hella jiggly buttchek etc etc dam dat gud tbh
#8
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:30
#9
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:31
DoNotIngest wrote...
na he dun need miranda he jus gon be hella annoyed by her tbh he can use 2 billion o dat dollar 2 just have miranda buttchek genetecly engeneered n da lab n he jus liv wit da lower half 4 his retirement tbh
yo bro, miranda's buttchek shud get a sepearate military pension tbh
#10
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:32
I think he should be
Intergalactic Badass Superstar McKickurass!
#11
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:33
Night Wraith wrote...
Shepard you just killed 300,000 Batarians... here's a medal and a promotion to major general.
Batarians are ass holes (You Humans are all racist.)
#12
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:33
GMagnum wrote...
DoNotIngest wrote...
na he dun need miranda he jus gon be hella annoyed by her tbh he can use 2 billion o dat dollar 2 just have miranda buttchek genetecly engeneered n da lab n he jus liv wit da lower half 4 his retirement tbh
ayeeee ayeee stop da pressez tbh cuz dis a hella gud idea 2 he cn pay 4 multiple buttchek 2 be create lyke white buttchek black buttchek two time big buttchek hella jiggly buttchek etc etc dam dat gud tbh
n he can get da big bubbly buttchek 2
shep gon have ta go out lyke in me1 getin more $$ so he expand his buttchek collection tbh
#13
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:33
Also as a side note, originally I didn't want to say anything, but seeing what's going on around here, I'm now convinced Miss Moonsong is either a saint already or well on her way to canonization... I'll just leave it at that... >_>
#14
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:34
#15
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:39
GMagnum wrote...
DoNotIngest wrote...
na he dun need miranda he jus gon be hella annoyed by her tbh he can use 2 billion o dat dollar 2 just have miranda buttchek genetecly engeneered n da lab n he jus liv wit da lower half 4 his retirement tbh
ayeeee ayeee stop da pressez tbh cuz dis a hella gud idea 2 he cn pay 4 multiple buttchek 2 be create lyke white buttchek black buttchek two time big buttchek hella jiggly buttchek etc etc dam dat gud tbh
Good god meh eyes.
If they really enforced the incest ban, Gmagnum wouldn't have been born.
#16
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:41
#17
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Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:43
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#18
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:43
#19
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:44
Modifié par CptBomBom00, 27 novembre 2011 - 11:47 .
#20
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:46
#21
Posté 27 novembre 2011 - 11:48
Another_Golden_Dragon wrote...
Shepard does need a promotion, since she's been forever at LT Commander.....
shepard need 2 be promoted to BD lyke Bluntz Distribitor n he giv da bluntz to errbody no xseption n all da races get hella high n chill taken turns on dey xboxs n da raepers get high n dey get sleepy n go sleep back @ dark space but dey only sleep 50k years at a time so wen dey wake up all da bluntz gonna be worn off all da races n dey gon get dey tentacle azz capped by da super advance raeper killin ghetto gats n da giant hypno buttcheks tbh
#22
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 12:02
DoNotIngest wrote...
shepard need 2 be promoted to BD lyke Bluntz Distribitor n he giv da bluntz to errbody no xseption n all da races get hella high n chill taken turns on dey xboxs n da raepers get high n dey get sleepy n go sleep back @ dark space but dey only sleep 50k years at a time so wen dey wake up all da bluntz gonna be worn off all da races n dey gon get dey tentacle azz capped by da super advance raeper killin ghetto gats n da giant hypno buttcheks tbh
aw shyt bro now u got me scurrd cuz i ain't got no xbox n den we gon run outta bluntz 4 wen da reapers return and dey be runnin up in our atmosphere tryn 2 luk 4 da bluntz n shy n dat scur me 2 tbh
Modifié par Ravensword, 28 novembre 2011 - 12:02 .
#23
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 12:06
Ravensword wrote...
DoNotIngest wrote...
shepard need 2 be promoted to BD lyke Bluntz Distribitor n he giv da bluntz to errbody no xseption n all da races get hella high n chill taken turns on dey xboxs n da raepers get high n dey get sleepy n go sleep back @ dark space but dey only sleep 50k years at a time so wen dey wake up all da bluntz gonna be worn off all da races n dey gon get dey tentacle azz capped by da super advance raeper killin ghetto gats n da giant hypno buttcheks tbh
aw shyt bro now u got me scurrd cuz i ain't got no xbox n den we gon run outta bluntz 4 wen da reapers return and dey be runnin up in our atmosphere tryn 2 luk 4 da bluntz n shy n dat scur me 2 tbh
bluntz hmmm, so hungey gota go and make a sandwich, and like i said Shepard should stay as Commader and thats final,tbh Commander is the only title dat is catchy with hes surname.
#24
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 12:29
#25
Posté 28 novembre 2011 - 12:31
Doesn't sound too bad.
I'm still partial to Commander though. But everyone and their mother is a commander on the Normandy so maybe it is time for a new title.





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