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[DoNotIngest]

You know, despite having ginormous, toned thighs, it appears Quarians did not naturally evolve to outrun large mechs. The more you know.

[Harmless Citizen]

@Android - As I said, maybe, but. I'm not convinced point is, we don't know enough about quarians to make the assumption.

@EA - Facetiousness.

And when I said "I haven't seen anyone" I meant "in this thread." Bringing up what happened previously is a bit irrelevant if the same doesn't apply here.

[DoNotIngest]

So we can conclude that they are not long-distance runners, or even built for short sprints *glances at YMIR mech*, but are most likely ambush predators that use stealth to sneak up and pounce upon their prey.


And mates.


Dat shyt be hella kinky n a gud way tbh.

[DoNotIngest]

It should also be noted that Tali pounces on *top* of Shepard. It is reasonable to assume Quarian females are the dominant sex, especially since every other Quarian male (Except Reegar) we've seen has been a panzy.


So, EA, I conclude Dominatrix Tali for ME3.

[Harmless Citizen]

If you call any fetish "unrealistic..."

Well, you haven't met the Internet.

[AdmiralCheez]

jreezy wrote...

"Unrealistic fetishes"? Someone's mind was in the gutter as he created this topic.

While we're on the subject of fetishes, I had some crazy lesbo dreams last night.  Thanks, Black Swan.  Thanks.

(Seriously, that movie is whack.  Never before has a single film had me alternating between OH GOD EW WHAT THE HELL TURN IT OFF and ME GUSTA so frequently and so potently.)

[DoNotIngest]

Fortunately for Shepard, Tali's envirosuit temporarily saved him some serious scratching from Tali's claws during the Pounce.



...Or is it unfortunately?






EDIT@Cheez: Hawt.

Modifié par DoNotIngest, 28 novembre 2011 - 07:05 .

[DoNotIngest]

I think if she goes on any further it'll need to turn into PM'ing.




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Which you should totally forward to me. Just sayin'.

[Lord Zeel]

Everything is a troll on BSN.

He's a troll. you're a troll. My Friend's dog is a troll.


This forum is like bizarro world. Everything just works backwards.


Good job derailing this topic by the way, I know poor Donnstar here doesn't understand how you guys work, but I do. Just be lucky I can't post topics anymore. Or you'd damn well see how _hard_ I can troll.

Modifié par Lord Zeel, 28 novembre 2011 - 07:10 .

[CptData]

Donnstar wrote...

Short answer: No.


Long Answer: Reading through the support section, it's quite clear where their "affections" lie.

The mask.

Her anonmity, allows the fans to force whatever unrealistic fetishes they have onto her. When she is revealed, and trust me she will be.  We can all take pleasure in watching Tali fan's lose their heads. Not only do I expect a monumental amount of wailing. One that will no doubt be deemed  the BSN Holy War.

Topics filled to the brim with "TALI IS NOT HOT ENOUGH" or "TALI IS NOT ALIEN ENOUGH"

I plan to just avoid the forums for those 2 weeks or maybe 3.

The thing is: everyone has a different image of Tali's face.

I'll put it this way: Shepard never looked - shocked - when he saw Tali's face so she can't be ugly. Her body is very nice too. However, we don't know what Shepard expected or what he loves to see. Lets say if Shepard is able to romance a female Krogan in ME3 I wouldn't count on "Tali comes with a beautiful face". Then again, BW isn't twisted like that. They'll give Tali a human-like face that is beautiful.

However, since every single fan has his / her own image about Tali's face, a lot of guys will be disappointed, no matter how beautiful Tali is - if she doesn't meet your expections, you'll hate her.

[AdmiralCheez]

Lord Zeel wrote...

Everything is a troll on BSN.

He's a troll. you're a troll. My Friend's dog is a troll.


This forum is like bizarro world. Everything just works backwards.


Good job derailing this topic by the way, I know poor Donnstar here doesn't understand how you guys work, but I do. Just be lucky I can't post topics anymore. Or you'd damn well see how _hard_ I can troll.

Zeel, you're so transparent.  Stop trying to get into my pants.

At least until I get imaginary Natalie Portman and imaginary Mila Kunis out of there.

Modifié par AdmiralCheez, 28 novembre 2011 - 07:19 .

[Lord Zeel]

CptData wrote...

Donnstar wrote...

Short answer: No.


Long Answer: Reading through the support section, it's quite clear where their "affections" lie.

The mask.

Her anonmity, allows the fans to force whatever unrealistic fetishes they have onto her. When she is revealed, and trust me she will be.  We can all take pleasure in watching Tali fan's lose their heads. Not only do I expect a monumental amount of wailing. One that will no doubt be deemed  the BSN Holy War.

Topics filled to the brim with "TALI IS NOT HOT ENOUGH" or "TALI IS NOT ALIEN ENOUGH"

I plan to just avoid the forums for those 2 weeks or maybe 3.

The thing is: everyone has a different image of Tali's face.

I'll put it this way: Shepard never looked - shocked - when he saw Tali's face so she can't be ugly. Her body is very nice too. However, we don't know what Shepard expected or what he loves to see. Lets say if Shepard is able to romance a female Krogan in ME3 I wouldn't count on "Tali comes with a beautiful face". Then again, BW isn't twisted like that. They'll give Tali a human-like face that is beautiful.

However, since every single fan has his / her own image about Tali's face, a lot of guys will be disappointed, no matter how beautiful Tali is - if she doesn't meet your expections, you'll hate her.

The worst part is that we will have to hear about it for weeks.

I cringe, I literally cringe at the thought of BSN being bombed with Tali topics. The Ashley thing. Ridiculous. I dont think it'll compare. 

What's even worse, is that knowing BSN, they'll get away with their spam. They're entitled little shts that get whatever they want. 

[CptData]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Zeel, you're so transparent.  Stop trying to get into my pants.

At least until I get imaginary Natalie Portman and imaginary Mila Kunis out of there.

Unless the good admiral is female, I now have a really ugly image in my head.

Thank you.

Lord Zeel wrote...

The worst part is that we will have to hear about it for weeks.

I
cringe, I literally cringe at the thought of BSN being bombed with Tali
topics. The Ashley thing. Ridiculous. I dont think it'll compare. 

What's
even worse, is that knowing BSN, they'll get away with their
spam. They're entitled little shts that get whatever they want. 

Funy thing: Ashley's changes are minor compared to whatever is going to happen to Tali. If you ask me - BW should either ignore fans and make Tali like they want or refuse to show Tali's face at all.
Show other Quarians without a mask, but keep Tali's revealed. Best solution.

Sometimes it's better to keep things closed.

And yes, I'd like to see Tali's face, but not if that causes a ragewar.

Modifié par CptData, 28 novembre 2011 - 07:23 .

[DoNotIngest]

Cheez is necessitating a post of "Hawt." once more. Gosh-diddly darn my amazing imagination.




And it's okay Zeel. We can talk about whether Tali's eyes really luminesce or not if it'll get your mind off things.

[DoNotIngest]

@Data


Indeed she is.


Imagine away.

[CptData]

DoNotIngest wrote...

@Data


Indeed she is.


Imagine away.

Thankful this unit is.