JakeMacDon wrote...
Tail is a Roving Space Gypsy. She's 'cute', 'sweet' and has hips, which is more than adequate to cover an amazingly huge amount of fail on her part. Or as it is better known: Tailfail.
Personally, I hope she has a face like a shaved horse's ass, so that we can then hook up a giant speaker cone attached to a generator to catch the collective cry of squealing outrage from the Tailfappers when they see her for the first time.
Can probably power the eastern seaboard for a year or two just from the sound of gnashing teeth and wilting Tailboners.
It's not Tailhate. As long as you don't need her to actually Taildo anything, she's f'n Tailawesome.
I hope the first TailDLC for TailME3 is basically five Tailhours of us just watching her standing there Tailwringing her Tailhands while Tailtelling us how amazingly studly and 'totally worth it' magnificient we are. Bioware could charge 400 dollars for it and still sell about five Tailmillion of them.
All joking aside, she'll look like a Purple Space Elf, because that's what the Tailmancers want, and we all know that they get what they want... right, Bioware?
At some point my mind stopped reading Tali and started reading Tail instead.
And I agree, Tails was a horrible sidekick. F**k that f**ing two-tailed bastard and his flying bullsh!t.
EDIT: Formatting, the f**k you doin' to mah posts, yo?
Modifié par Arcian, 28 novembre 2011 - 11:09 .