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What are the cheesiest funniest lines you have ever heard in Mass Effect?


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Title says all

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Someone With Mass

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"C'me here" and "I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"

"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

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Kaiser Shepard

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"You're not even alive, not really. You're a machine, and machines can be broken."

I cringe every single time I hear that line.

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Harmless Citizen

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What Kaiser said. Liara's line jack ("Have you ever faced asari commandos before...?") and the renegade dialogue with the turian muggers in Afterlife is also winceworthy.

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Kaiser Shepard wrote...

"You're not even alive, not really. You're a machine, and machines can be broken."

I cringe every single time I hear that line.


Wasnt that when he talked to Sovereign? LOL

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"Come back soon". No Cmdr., this isn't a talk show about feelings.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

"C'me here" and "I like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink"

"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."


Legion has the best quotes! ^_^

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What Kaiser said. Liara's line jack ("Have you ever faced asari commandos before...?") and the renegade dialogue with the turian muggers in Afterlife is also winceworthy.

^ Man I hate those lines.

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I should go.

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"I kill people like you on the way to real problems."

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Lunatic LK47

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Heavy riiiiiisk..... But the priiiiiiize.

Shameless for using it every damn time.

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DiebytheSword wrote...

"I kill people like you on the way to real problems."


"SHE'S SURROUNDED BY GETH AND POINTING A GUN AT US... SHOOT HER!!!!"

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AlexXIV

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I got better ...

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Kaiser Shepard wrote...

"You're not even alive, not really. You're a machine, and machines can be broken."

I cringe every single time I hear that line.

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This one is bad. 

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I am Cmdr Shepard and this is....

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Sgt Stryker

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"Strength for Cerberus is strength for every human. Cerberus IS Humanity!"

EDIT: Also, everything Harbinger says.

Modifié par Sgt Stryker, 30 novembre 2011 - 11:21 .


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Razagon

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"I had reach, she had flexibility."

I crack on that even today.

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Everything that comes out of Jack's or Liara's mouth

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D3MON-SOVER3IGN wrote...

Kaiser Shepard wrote...

"You're not even alive, not really. You're a machine, and machines can be broken."

I cringe every single time I hear that line.


Wasnt that when he talked to Sovereign? LOL


Yes It was......I should go.

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Mr. MannlyMan

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"If we lose Shepard, humanity might well follow."
"Then see to it that we don't lose him..."


"...the catch is that I'm eventually going to purposefully put him and his crew in enormous danger on at least one occasion without forewarning them, for reasons I'm not sure of yet, and send him and his crew into the galactic core against an enemy we know nearly nothing about, with no prior intel, and without sending in any scouting probes first to make sure that the IFF works as anticipated. I do this because I must.......   

....be the biggest damn troll in this entire series."


*in pops Harbinger*

"Your form is fragile."

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"not just any reaper...a human reaper!"

Modifié par lyssalu, 01 décembre 2011 - 01:03 .


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Someone With Mass

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"My attacks will tear you apart."

Or any quote from Harbinger.

Also:

"I live on the edge!"

My reaction is pretty much the same as Aethyta's.

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"Be alive with me tonight"

although pretty much everything in ME universe sounds cheesy

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lyssalu wrote...

"not just any reaper...a human reaper!"


That line reminds me of Batman Forever's horrible bank heist scene.  Not that the whole movie wasn't horrible, I digress.  "It's boiling acid!"

Because acid wasn't bad enough to swim in.

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"This hurts you".