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What are the cheesiest funniest lines you have ever heard in Mass Effect?


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CptBomBom00

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"This Hurts you"

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firefireblow

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I should go.
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Ticktank

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Private con-fer-seh-sheeon?

She's not on pilgrimage. They booted her out.

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goofyomnivore

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"I am Omega!"
"I got better."
"I won't sacrifice the soul of our species."
"Murderer!" -- Kasumi replying to Hock the way she said it sounded so cheesy.

Modifié par strive, 01 décembre 2011 - 01:43 .


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Spartanburger

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"Fuck!"x200 - Jack

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Dominus

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It wasn't funny, but it sure was cheesy. Benezia's infamous "Fingers at my spine- you must...must.... *_* DIE."

Some parts of that game I give the benefit of the doubt, but that was worthy of a facepalm. :-/

For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!

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DominusVita wrote...

For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!



no just no. Posted Image

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Romance dialgue by male Shepard to everyone but Jack and Williams.

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DominusVita wrote...

It wasn't funny, but it sure was cheesy. Benezia's infamous "Fingers at my spine- you must...must.... *_* DIE."

Some parts of that game I give the benefit of the doubt, but that was worthy of a facepalm. :-/

For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!


TBH, that whole scene works a lot better with Liara present.


Dean_the_Young wrote...

Romance dialogue by male Shepard to everyone but Jack and Williams.


^ This reminds me...

"I should've known you'd never settle for the captain's quarters."
"I settle for nothing but the best." *wink*
The floor of the engine room, Miranda? :huh:

Modifié par Mr. MannlyMan, 01 décembre 2011 - 02:43 .


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Dr. rotinaj

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Everything that came out of Captain Wasea's mouth:

 "Everything's gone to hell since we smuggled that filthy creature off-world. First a Justicar shows up, now you. At least I can take pleasure in turning your head into a PULPY MASS!"

So much cheese.

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Mr. MannlyMan wrote...

^ This reminds me...

"I should've known you'd never settle for the captain's quarters."
"I settle for nothing but the best." *wink*
The floor of the engine room, Miranda? :huh:


The one that is so dirty that Tali constantly must clean the engines, no less.

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Inb4 "The pri-" 

Lunatic LK47 wrote...

Heavy riiiiiisk..... But the priiiiiiize.

Shameless for using it every damn time.


Damnit. 

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Just about everything wrex said.

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rockman0

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Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.

"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*

Harbinger/Collector General have some pretty awesome lines that they are unfortunately unable to back up. :P

Unless you're playing on Insanity. I've never played on Insanity.


Here's another one:

"I've lost shields!"
...
No kidding. >_>

Modifié par rockman0, 01 décembre 2011 - 03:11 .


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rockman0 wrote...

Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.

"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*


So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.

You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash*  Daaayum.

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Dr. rotinaj wrote...

Everything that came out of Captain Wasea's mouth:

 "Everything's gone to hell since we smuggled that filthy creature off-world. First a Justicar shows up, now you. At least I can take pleasure in turning your head into a PULPY MASS!"

So much cheese.


I kill her in about 5 seconds too! Arc Projector FTW!!!

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DiebytheSword wrote...

rockman0 wrote...

Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.

"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*


So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.

You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash*  Daaayum.


Daaayum, indeed! lol.

It's no wonder Harbinger gave up on the Collector General. I'm starting to wonder just how competent the Reapers will be in ME3. lol

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rockman0 wrote...

DiebytheSword wrote...

rockman0 wrote...

Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.

"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*


So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.

You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash*  Daaayum.


Daaayum, indeed! lol.

It's no wonder Harbinger gave up on the Collector General. I'm starting to wonder just how competent the Reapers will be in ME3. lol


Not to start that debate, but I've always seen the war as winnable thanks to the Prothean's efforts to break the cycle.  Now the Reapers can't win by surprise decapitation and they've lost their technological edge as we've gained more tech than they intended us to have.

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YOU FEEL THIS!

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"Yeah, this is 98 percent of my job. I just watch buttons flash. Sometimes I press one."

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Every romance line in the series is cheesy like a 70's porn, I cringe everytime.

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Dilandau3000

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Every single one of Shepard's combat lines during Arrival. "They've spotted us!" Us, commander? Are you using the "royal we" now? Also, who are you talking to?

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The only time Harbinger wasn't completely hammy was in Arrival, and only for one line. It was after Shepard gives the big guddamn humans speech about fighting to the last person in the galaxy.

Harbinger [unimpressed]: "As you die in vain..."

Made me laugh.

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i lost it at this one, but as i've only played once, i don't remember the exact wording.

"i'll dance next to you, but if you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."

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All of Harby's "RTS Collector Hero unit" combat sound bits. 

Seriously, write something else like "click'em til they curse" sound bits maybe.  :P