What are the cheesiest funniest lines you have ever heard in Mass Effect?
#26
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 01:37
#27
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 01:40
#28
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 01:41
She's not on pilgrimage. They booted her out.
#29
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 01:43
"I got better."
"I won't sacrifice the soul of our species."
"Murderer!" -- Kasumi replying to Hock the way she said it sounded so cheesy.
Modifié par strive, 01 décembre 2011 - 01:43 .
#30
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:02
#31
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:19
Some parts of that game I give the benefit of the doubt, but that was worthy of a facepalm. :-/
For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!
#32
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:28
DominusVita wrote...
For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!
no just no.
#33
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:31
#34
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:40
DominusVita wrote...
It wasn't funny, but it sure was cheesy. Benezia's infamous "Fingers at my spine- you must...must.... *_* DIE."
Some parts of that game I give the benefit of the doubt, but that was worthy of a facepalm. :-/
For funny ones, the classics: Mind over matter! I will Destroy you! Go go go! Hold the Line! The Enemy is everywhere!
TBH, that whole scene works a lot better with Liara present.
Dean_the_Young wrote...
Romance dialogue by male Shepard to everyone but Jack and Williams.
^ This reminds me...
"I should've known you'd never settle for the captain's quarters."
"I settle for nothing but the best." *wink*
The floor of the engine room, Miranda?
Modifié par Mr. MannlyMan, 01 décembre 2011 - 02:43 .
#35
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:57
"Everything's gone to hell since we smuggled that filthy creature off-world. First a Justicar shows up, now you. At least I can take pleasure in turning your head into a PULPY MASS!"
So much cheese.
#36
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 02:59
Mr. MannlyMan wrote...
^ This reminds me...
"I should've known you'd never settle for the captain's quarters."
"I settle for nothing but the best." *wink*
The floor of the engine room, Miranda?
The one that is so dirty that Tali constantly must clean the engines, no less.
#37
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:02
Lunatic LK47 wrote...
Heavy riiiiiisk..... But the priiiiiiize.
Shameless for using it every damn time.
Damnit.
#38
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:05
#39
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:10
"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*
Harbinger/Collector General have some pretty awesome lines that they are unfortunately unable to back up.
Unless you're playing on Insanity. I've never played on Insanity.
Here's another one:
"I've lost shields!"
...
No kidding. >_>
Modifié par rockman0, 01 décembre 2011 - 03:11 .
#40
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:13
rockman0 wrote...
Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.
"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*
So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.
You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash* Daaayum.
#41
Guest_D3MON-SOVER3IGN_*
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:14
Guest_D3MON-SOVER3IGN_*
Dr. rotinaj wrote...
Everything that came out of Captain Wasea's mouth:
"Everything's gone to hell since we smuggled that filthy creature off-world. First a Justicar shows up, now you. At least I can take pleasure in turning your head into a PULPY MASS!"
So much cheese.
I kill her in about 5 seconds too! Arc Projector FTW!!!
#42
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:17
DiebytheSword wrote...
rockman0 wrote...
Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.
"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*
So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.
You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash* Daaayum.
Daaayum, indeed! lol.
It's no wonder Harbinger gave up on the Collector General. I'm starting to wonder just how competent the Reapers will be in ME3. lol
#43
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:19
rockman0 wrote...
DiebytheSword wrote...
rockman0 wrote...
Anything the Collector General says while you're killing him.
"You will die Shephard." *dies*
"My attacks will tear you apart." *dies*
"Those you call Reapers are your salvation through destruction." *dies*
So much more awesome when you kill him with a melee attack.
You will die Shepard! *riflebutt* *turns to ash* Daaayum.
Daaayum, indeed! lol.
It's no wonder Harbinger gave up on the Collector General. I'm starting to wonder just how competent the Reapers will be in ME3. lol
Not to start that debate, but I've always seen the war as winnable thanks to the Prothean's efforts to break the cycle. Now the Reapers can't win by surprise decapitation and they've lost their technological edge as we've gained more tech than they intended us to have.
#44
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:22
#45
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:23
#46
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:36
#47
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 03:44
#48
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 04:15
Harbinger [unimpressed]: "As you die in vain..."
Made me laugh.
#49
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 04:29
"i'll dance next to you, but if you want to think we're dancing together, go ahead."
#50
Posté 01 décembre 2011 - 05:44
Seriously, write something else like "click'em til they curse" sound bits maybe.





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